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Jessica

Yep, that's why I'm here

About Me

Currently a 22 yr old "social" drinker living in Columbia in my new apartment with my new kittens Bella and Roxy. I have just happily left the shithole town of Fulton, Missouri and lovin' every minute of it! I have yet to find that perfect job that puts my hard earned college degree to good use (that was sarcasm for those of you who have never heard of it.)I love playing drinking games, going on drunken float trips (in rafts;fuck canoes) and hate stupid people but like making fun of them on a daily basis. Some other favorites of mine are weiner dogs, black labs, soft pillows, green mint gum, black cherry vodka, hot pockets, fun dip and iced tea. I also love almost any animal, including meerkats, koala bears and ligers. I enjoy reading about serial killers and forensic psychology; interviewing serial killers would be my ultimate dream job. I can recite every line from Orange County and Dane Cook's stand up acts. I try to surround myself with funny, somewhat intellegent people with alot of common sense and an interesting sense of humor so if you meet the criteria.....
Name: Jessica
Current Location: Columbia
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 5'5
Piercings: hmmm...6 i believe
Tatoos: just 1
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: not at the moment but that'd be great
Overused Phraze: omg
FAVORITES
Food: pepperoni/cheese burritos (my own creation)
Candy: FUN DIP
Number: don't really have one
Color: indigo blue
Animal: dogs
Drink: 1% milk
Alcohol Drink: diet dr pepper and black cherry vodka
Letter: J
Body Part on Opposite sex: shoulders
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: diet pepsi
McDonalds or BurgerKing: mcd's
Strawberry or Watermelon: ugh neither!!!
Hot tea or Ice tea: iced
Chocolate or Vanilla chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: hot chocolate
Kiss or Hug: both :)
Dog or Cat: dog
Summer or Winter: SUMMER
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: scary
Love or Money: love
YOUR...
Bedtime: whenever I want, but usually pretty late
Most Missed Memory: super nintendo
Best phyiscal feature: .....teeth i guess
First Thought Waking Up: shiesty balls
Goal for this year: to get a job that i like and find a fantastical guy
Weakness: animals
Fears: snakes!
Heritage: hmmmm....not 100% sure actually
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: oh yes
Ever Smoked: yep
Pot: yep
Ever been Drunk: ooh yes
Ever been beaten up: no
Ever beaten someone up: not on purpose!
Ever Shoplifted: nooooo
Ever Skinny Dipped: yeah
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: really? yeah
Been Dumped Lately: nope
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: doesn't matter
Favorite Hair Color: doesn't matter
Short or Long: ummm.....hair or penis? HAHAHA
Height: 6'0 or taller
Style: casual but not hobo casual
Looks or Personality: both are important
Hot or Cute either's cool with me
Drugs and Alcohol: alcohol, no drugs, thanks
Muscular or Really Skinny: not really skinny!!
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: several
What country do you want to Visit: AUSTRALIA
How do you want to Die: is there a choice?
Been to the Mall Lately: yep
Do you like Thunderstorms: LOVE THEM
Get along with your Parents: yes
Health Freak: noooooooo
Believe in Yourself: yeah
Want to go to College: been there, done with it
Do you Smoke: when i drink
Do you Drink: yesss
Been in Love: yes
Do you Sing: all the damn time
Want to get Married: yes
Do you want Children: dunno yet, that's still debatable
Hate anyone: hate is such a strong word
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

Your Personality Is Like Acid
A bit wacky, you're very difficult to predict.
One moment you're in your own little happy universe...
And the next, you're on a bad trip to your own personal hell! What Drug Is Your Personality Like?

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jessica
Birthday: 4-26-85
Birthplace: Fulton, MO
Current Location: Fulton, MO....i know, pretty sad :(
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 5'5
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: ummm....good question
The Shoes You Wore Today: Nike Shoxx
Your Weakness: Animals
Your Fears: Public speeches
Your Perfect Pizza: stuft crust pepperoni...you can't go wrong!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: figure out what to do after school
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: don't use it
Thoughts First Waking Up: NNOOO!! shut it up alarm!
Your Best Physical Feature: my teeth
Your Bedtime: whenever i damn well please
Your Most Missed Memory: havin' nothing to do but play mario kart after school
Pepsi or Coke: diet pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: mcdonald's but only after 3am
Single or Group Dates: SINGLE
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: frappucinos
Do you Smoke: only when i drink
Do you Swear: daily
Do you Sing: yeah in the car
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: yeah
Do you want to go to College: already am and almost done
Do you want to get Married: yeah in the far future
Do you belive in yourself: sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: hell no..i'm not a wuss
Do you think you are Attractive: most of the time
Are you a Health Freak: no...i think fruits and veggies are the DEVIL!!!
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: LOVE THEM!!
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: uhh yah
In the past month have you Smoked: yep
In the past month have you been on Drugs: ....pass
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah i work in one
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: sick!! no!
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: unfortunately no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no sir
Ever been Drunk: that's a dumb question
Ever been called a Tease: yeah
Ever been Beaten up: hell no
Ever Shoplifted: possibly
How do you want to Die: is there a preference??
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: grown up and responsible
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: don't know
Favourite Hair Color: dark
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: taller than me
Weight: more than me
Best Clothing Style: whatever looks good on them
Number of Drugs I have taken: ...pass
Number of CDs I own: too many to count
Number of Piercings: 6
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: several but you can't live life dwelling on them
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Dave Mirra, David Beckham, Scott Rolen (STL Cardinals), DANE COOK and Chris Nunez from the tatoo show Miami Ink on TLC. wouldn't mind meeting cool, laid back people either!

Music:

Incubus, Shinedown, Crossfade, Silvertide, AC/DC, Trapt, Chevelle, Candlebox, Oasis, Future Leaders of the World, Jett, Buck Cherry, 10 Years, Jennifer Lopez, Tantric, Gwen Stefani, LL Cool J, Nora Jones, Jewel, Spiderbait, Alanis Morrisette, Velvet Revolver, Foo Fighters, Avenged Sevenfold, Silvertide, The Killers, Sublime, Ludo, Audioslave, The Hipnecks, Puddle of Mudd, basically anything besides country, but mostly alternative rock stuff...

Movies:

Hannibal, Red Dragon, Orange County, Saving Silverman, Silence of the Lambs, In Dreams, Hocus Pocus, Saw, SawII, Billy Madison, Big Daddy, Happy Gilmore, Grandma's Boy, American Beauty

Television:

Family Guy, The Simpsons, Bad Girls Club, Intervention, Court TV, True Life, Cardinal games, Chelsea Lately Roseanne, Miami Ink, The Price is Right (i know, i know, i'm not 83 years old, i swear!) and Dane Cook when he's on Comedy Central

Books:

Anything by Tess Gerritsen or Jeffery Deaver

Heroes:

Dane Cook, Adam Sandler, Jack Black, Bob Barker and Vanna White, Chelsea Handler