Listless Rainbow |
I am a listless rainbow flanked by clouds,when I smile it rains.Shimmering oil patch, sidewalk gutter river,all are parts of me in time.To know that in every puddle my sentiments gather in hues,is a b... Posted by on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 01:59:00 GMT |
Relative speed |
When I jump:The ground rotates at 734 mph as I leave its surface... flying mid-air the same speed as the earth; long enough for me to not arrive in another zip code upon landing.If I run:a) East (the ... Posted by on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 16:51:00 GMT |
A Short Essay on Lucid Dreaming |
Surely I am aging faster than my contemporaries. It has been at least a decade since I have had a complete and restful sleep. Not only am I a victim of insomnia, manifested as an inability to quickl... Posted by on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 14:18:00 GMT |
My Scarf |
Hanging alone, lifeless lint you were
on the GAP rack.
Rescuing you from an uncertain fate, I bought you
on sale.
A flamboyant python, a splash of calm around my neck,
wool and cotton holdin... Posted by on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 16:19:00 GMT |
An old joke |
My cousin reminded me of this joke that I made up on the spot one day, over 15 years ago. I hope you all like it. At least a little."A case of food poisoning took the life of a Sellwood man earlier th... Posted by on Sun, 20 May 2007 16:45:00 GMT |
The Greatest Adventure, pt 2 |
Due to a rather nasty impact, my left wrist has not had the pleasure of engaging in literary sidenotes for almost a week. Now is the first day I feel I can write for longer than 10 minutes, and seeing... Posted by on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 21:00:00 GMT |
The Greatest Adventure, pt 1 |
I haven't written a blog in SO LONG. So here I go, with one of the finest stories from my illustrious and scandalous past.
Note: earlier I had claimed that this part of the story ended up ... Posted by on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 14:22:00 GMT |
Waiting for Shades of Gray |
I speculate: If one traced the path of moonlight for 1000 painstaking hours, the world of color would disappear in a bath of indifference; immune from manic yellow, spared o... Posted by on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 22:29:00 GMT |
The best sandwich |
The best sandwich is whole wheat bread, dijon mustard, swiss cheese, roasted turkey, fresh basil, tomato, and avocado. Posted by on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 21:04:00 GMT |
The mother of all conspiracy theories |
THE REPTILIAN AGENDA
I'm sure that some of you have heard, at least in passing, of the Reptilian Agenda. This conspiracy theory was posited by David Icke (pronounced ike) in the mid-80's.&... Posted by on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 07:32:00 GMT |