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About Me

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ORANGE You are driven and optimistic. You strive to succeed in life while lightening the mood of those around you. You do well at any job you put your mind to.

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I used to think I was schizophrenic. I'm not, but one of my other personalities is.
My genitalia are on the outside.
People tell me I'm a nice guy, until I tell them to fuck off for calling me a nice guy
When I'm around women, I walk on the street side of sidewalk, open doors, and light their cigarettes. When women tell me I'm sweet, I always respond, "Of course; I'm a gentleman, bitch."
I was born at an early age, but I grew out of it.
I'm an asshole with a heart of gold (that I stole from some old lady when she wasn't looking).
I like new experiences. Except for the ones I haven't tried before.
I did your mom..........a favor.
I actually know (as in real life know) all of the people on my friends list. Except for some of the bands. And vanessa . I've never met her.
And now, an educational piece for the masses:

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I like meeting people, so pretty much anybody.
Wait, there are some exceptions; I don't want to meet the following people:

religious extremists (including extreme atheists) who like to constantly argue about why their religion (or lack of) makes them so much better than anybody else
people who have intelligance levels beneath that of a rock
untalented bands (do any bands on Myspace actually read profiles before requesting adds? I said, under my music section, I don't like modern rap, and yet I keep getting add requests from rappers.)
people who mainly type in that stupid text message style ( U R hot, LOL, WTF); if you use it sparingly, that's OK
PEOPLE WHO HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT THAT TYPING WITH THE "CAPS LOCK" ON IS LIKE SCREAMING AT OTHERS (that's just fucking rude)
George W. Bush (and friends)
girls who are promoting their webcam, porn site, or any other manifestation of "I didn't get enough attention growing up, so pay me to look at me naked."

So, if you aren't one of the above-mentioned losers, stop on by!
And I want to meet George Carlin.

My Blog

More liberal than I thought

Your Political Profile:Overall: 35% Conservative, 65% LiberalSocial Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% LiberalPersonal Responsibility: 50% Conservative, 50% LiberalFiscal Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Libe...
Posted by on Tue, 29 May 2007 14:00:00 GMT

Things to not say to a bartender.

People actually said these things to me tonight. And they were said in a serious and sincere manner. What I said is in italics.Can I have a beer?What kind?Beer.I want to pay my tab.What's ...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 02:57:00 GMT

The story of the redheaded boy and his phones.

Once upon a time, a redheaded boy had a phone he loved very much. But the phone got sick, and wouldn't recharge anymore. The boy's mother was nice enough to trade batteries from her phone everyday t...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 13:23:00 GMT

Drunk people are fun, but don't keep one as a pet.

I've been a bouncer for about 3 months now. It's quite fun. Sobriety amongst the drunk is a fascinating thing. People confide strange (and mostly incomprehensible) things to you.Tonight, for exampl...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 04:38:00 GMT

pianos

I must learn to play the piano.Not that you need to know that.
Posted by on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 04:00:00 GMT

Adios, Audio.

I give up.No more chasing that dream of working as a professional engineer. Does it make me sad? No, more like frustrated. I spent six (seven? eight?) years in college studying it. I rebuilt three...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 11:29:00 GMT

This will piss somebody off, but I don't care.

I've been thinking about the Middle East a lot lately, and I have a few questions:1) Why do those people hate each other so much? America won't ever understand; we've only been around for a few hund...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 15:30:00 GMT

swift and repeated kicks to the crotchal area

I'm confused and dazed and a bit weary... But at least I'm not homeless (yet).Life, as of late, has been a constant series of cycles of slowly building joyful hope and the swiftly crashing harshnesses...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 15:33:00 GMT

Bye!

I'm moving to Mississippi very soon. I will miss all of my MidTN friends. But I'm not peeing on the monument just yet; I've gotten used to the 'boro.So, maybe I''l return. And then you"ll all be so...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 20:24:00 GMT

Fuck you, you fucking fuck! And Merry Christmas!

So, I put up a blog appologizing for what I thought might have been me making an ass of myself at the Boro Bar Christmas Party because I got torn up. I still don't know if it was just the moonshine o...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Dec 2005 18:11:00 GMT