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About Me

I am a hunchback, and ironically I go to Notre Dame. I love farting really loud on people and then asking them what the problem is when they look at me funny. People generally suck but I forgive them when I am drinking. I have a few friends and the most honest person I know is my kid. She's brutally honest. She once told me "Mommy you have a big butt" and I gave a her a sucker and told her never to lose her truth. Then I took it back and said that she would anyway.

The Monks Live in Germany - I Can't Get Over You
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGDD-eMkwoU

Fuckin' Monk Time!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

My concious. Then I'd punch him in the face and ask, "where the fuck have you been my whole life?"

My Blog

My Birthday, bitches!

Hey, hey, HEY hey! how's it goin? are you flowin? so this friday - May 23rd- is my golden birthday which i've heard is supposed to be, like, your best birthday ever. But I just don't see how any birth...
Posted by on Tue, 20 May 2008 11:17:00 GMT

Check this shit out!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCtBUN6K5uw Don't you guys remember this fuckin rock-awesomeness?
Posted by on Fri, 02 May 2008 12:55:00 GMT

The end is near, freaks! The end is near.

so who is more ready for school to end and summer to start than I am? probably all of you. I am sitting here, April 9th, staring out the classroom window and I shit you not, there is a thin layer of s...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 14:43:00 GMT

Party! Party! Paaart-ay!

what's up all you freaks of nature? just gettin the word out about my gnarly birthday party some of you all are invited to. it's on May 19th at my dad's house. (call for directions- if you don't have ...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 12:09:00 GMT

work... such a drag

work sucks!  it really, really sucks! wa-work sucks!  it really, really sucks! hi everybody who isn't reading this 'cause nobody ever does.  how aren't you doing?  well, GOOD! i'm ...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 15:06:00 GMT

music

Music it flames as it's lit in my mindLike it burns sugar grains, turned to candy in timeA sweet, sweet sensation concocted a treatI feel each vibration with my every heartbeatAnd within its measure, ...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 14:41:00 GMT

Last seen together

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Posted by on Fri, 12 May 2006 13:00:00 GMT

I just wrote the best S ever!

best/worst/best agin bet i've ever made. last night i won someone's soul in a pool game. i have a signed document to prove it. my question is: what do you do with a soul? i can't really use it until t...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jan 2009 09:52:00 GMT