Hello, My name is Arnold. Please feel free to call me Ace or Big Arn, but not Rimmer (people always put the emphasis on the RIM part. RIMmer. Eugh! Makes me sound like a lavatory disinfectant).The first thing that most people notice about me is that I'm dead. Dead as a can of spam thanks to the that no-good goit Lister. If it wasn't for him and his stupid cat then I would've had some help during repairs of the drive plate and the whole smegging radiation leak would never have happened! Now thanks to him I'm dead and I'm stranded 3,000,000 years into Deep Space on a giant red rust-bucket with the Universe's Slobbiest Slob, an imbecile who evolved from cats, a senile computer and an android with a head shaped like a novelty condom.This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5
I HATE him the smug BASTARD!!
Martin Harder http://StrawberryJamMan.bebo.com/
