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Theo

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About Me



AIM = TheRussianBowler

My Interests



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Books:

Animal Farm
Flowers for Algernon
Black Like Me
Tricky Business
Big Trouble
Tao of Pooh

Heroes:

"Bros before hoes. Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They have got your back after your hoe rips your heart out for no good reason. and you were nothing but great to your hoe and you told her that she was the only hoe for you, and that she was the better than all the other hoes in the world. And then suddenly... she's not your hoe no moe"
-Michael Scott

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My Blog

Just how hot am I, you ask? (updated)

i been thinking about it, and people look a lot better on myspace. so ive decided to thwart that whole deal by posting my All-Time Worse pictures of myself to lower your standards and expectations. pl...
Posted by Theo on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 06:04:00 PST

the future of myspace

ever think that in 30 years or so we may still have our myspaces? and we could look back to our comments and emails that we had when we were just teenagers? that'll be pretty weird. i hope that when t...
Posted by Theo on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 09:00:00 PST

Awesome Poetry (not my own.)

As Befits a Man By Langston HughesI don't mind dyingBut I'd hate to die all alone!I want a dozen pretty womenTo holler, cry, and moan.I don't mind dyingBut I want my funeral to be fine:A row of long ...
Posted by Theo on Mon, 21 May 2007 09:13:00 PST

Skittles

When we were in our younger years, my sister, Karen, and I saw a commercial for Skittles on the telivision. One where a farmer was having a terrible crop, then he takes a bag of skittles out...
Posted by Theo on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 08:35:00 PST

1 x 49 = 50

I was walking around in downtown today and there was a hobo with a dog talking to people as they passed. It was mostly friendly stuff like,"it's a nice day""how are you doing?" etc. When i passed him ...
Posted by Theo on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 07:32:00 PST

my cat

i had a dream that i met a white cat that didnt have a head. it did once, but it was apparently chopped off when it was pinched in a door. the cat seemed fine it had a little stub neck. so as i was pe...
Posted by Theo on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 05:02:00 PST

leave a message

i find it very annoying that all answering machines say the same thing.
Posted by Theo on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 11:57:00 PST

math is power


Posted by Theo on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 03:52:00 PST

my "top" eight

i think the whole top eight friends thing is pretty fucked up. At first it seemed like a good idea, i had some of my friends that i wanted to display and i figured it would be better that way. I ...
Posted by Theo on Mon, 26 Dec 2005 12:52:00 PST

my feelings on poetry

As fucked up as it is, i hate reading poems written by people i know. or at least the bleeding heart, im going to lay out my emotions kind of poems. Its not that i dont care about what people are feel...
Posted by Theo on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 03:13:00 PST