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Lauren Darling

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About Me

Okay, so recently I've developed a serious obsession with museums. I think I want to live in one. ...aside from thatMy mom says I'm a keeper. Oh, and a fortune cookie once told me I like to have a good time. I'm a serial cleaner and a grammar nazi, so please don't butcher the English language on my page. [Disclaimer: dictionary.com] I'm a work in progress..stay tuned.------------------------------------------------------ ------

My Interests

Grocery shopping, Church, Photography, Ethnic cuisine, Simplicity, Winter, Simple acts of kindness, Baseball games, Things that involve Intellect, Airplane rides, Prestige, Chai tea, Witty Banter, Yardsales and Thrift Stores (FYI: Wed. is customer appreciation day at Salvation Army..50% off.) *Thus explaining why I appreciate frugality* And, the Zoo (Tuesday's are half off and the Botanical Garden is always free.)

I'd like to meet:

how neat...---------------
My Wonderful Home Sweet Home!---------------This is the view from the balcony of the tallest building in the photo above...

Music:

I really like the song "Maneater" by Hall and Oats and the "Cheers" theme song by Gary Portnoy...."Sweet like candy to my soul, Sweet you Rock and Sweet you Roll."-DMB. ♥ ♥ ♥By the way, this music playlist is my new favorite thing. I realize I put about a million songs on it, but I love them all. Here goes...

Movies:

Forrest Gump, It's a Wonderful Life, Funny Face, Pleasantville, The Sandlot, A League of Their Own, and home videos.

Television:

Funniest Home Videos is genius, Sex and the City, Travel Channel, documentaries on the History Channel, Food Network, I L♥ve Lucy, Glenn Beck (he's enthrallingly blunt.), early MadTv/SNL.

Books:

50 Boyfriends worse than yours(Justin Racz); Dear Lord, Please Give Me More Patience, Right Now.(Author Unavailable)

Heroes:

♥ Betty Crocker ♥ Anne Taintor ♥ Stacy London ♥ Jackie B.K. Onassis ♥ Cary Grant and Fred Astaire♥ ♥ ♥This is a clip from one of my favorite classic films, Funny Face. Their style is timeless and the cinematography is phenomenal..---------------

My Blog

Visually Addictive

So THIS is why you can't restrain yourself from staring.....MuwahahahahahaOkay, I couldn't help myself...>Lauren --[adjective]: Visually addictive'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGa...
Posted by Lauren Darling on Sat, 05 May 2007 04:32:00 PST

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE LAUREN!

You can't handle the lauren!Which movie was this quote from?Get your own quotes: Funny like I'm a lauren? I amuse you?Which movie was this quote from?Get your own quotes: All work and no lauren make...
Posted by Lauren Darling on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 11:18:00 PST

it's true.

One fine day in the middle of the night, Two dead boys got up to fight. Back-to-Back they faced each other, Drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise and rushed to save t...
Posted by Lauren Darling on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 09:52:00 PST

irony

isn't it ironic that cupid shoots you?
Posted by Lauren Darling on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 04:34:00 PST

Obsessive Compulsive. Unbelievably true...

You May Be a Bit Obsessive Compulsive...Meticulous and detailed oriented, you have some irrational obsessions.Maybe it's your super neat closet or washing your hands a gazillion times.You probably kno...
Posted by Lauren Darling on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 01:15:00 PST

I ♥ Mitch

Mitch Hedberg QuotesI hate dreaming because when you want to sleep, you want to sleep. Dreaming is work. Next thing you know, I have to build a go cart with my ex-landlord.I want to be a rebellious M...
Posted by Lauren Darling on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 07:44:00 PST