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About Me

Jacquelyn Michelle Molina
Born in D.C on February 15th (Yes, I ♥ Gifts) Which makes an Aquarious which means I'm Pretty Vicious =) I ♥♥♥ My Familia and Friends My favorite Color is RED I'm afraid of the Dark, Hieghts, and Effin Needles! (and yet I still ride Roller Coasters and wanta Tattoo) I love Soccer! (Yea i knoe imma Spic! LOL) I perfer the COWBOYS juss cuz the REDSKINS annoy me! Im a Laid Back girl Im known for making weird sound effects and hand gestures I want to be in SNL (Best Show in he WORLD!) I ♥ Surprises!!! I dont like Show Offs and MEAN People (They Suck) And i have an Obession With DAVID BISBAL ( Dont have a clue who he is?... Google Him!)

My Interests

Spending time with my
Family and Friends,
Imatating People
Laughing,
Dancing,
Learning about other Cultures

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet:
Drew Barrymore,Kathy Griffin,Oprah Winfrey, Tyra Banks, Celia Cruz,Paris and Nicole, Christina Aguilera, Raven Simone, Amanda Bynes
♥David Bisbal,♥ Shia Labeouf,Chris Evans, Ashton Kutcher, Robin Thicke, Chris Brown, Alpacino, Robert Dinero, Jack Nicholson, Flava Flav, Walter Mercado, Adam Sandler,Wayans Broscomment! :)

Music:

I love Music! I like just about everything! Without my Ipod I would go crazy!

Movies:

I'm a BIG Movie Watcher! When friends ask to go the movies and say lets watch such and such I would have seen most of them! LOL My favorite Type of Movies are Suspence and Comdies

Television:

I watch TLC,Discovery Channel, MTV, BET, Style, Uvision, SiFi ....Pretty Much anything that catches my attention.

Heroes:

My Dad y Papa MiguelEn Memoria de Mi Viejo

My Blog

When Girls Drink too Much....

When girls drink too much............ 1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is. 2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butt while yelling "woo-hoo!" is truly the se...
Posted by Jacquelyn Michelle on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 11:09:00 PST

Red Neck Pick Up Lines!! LOL

1) Did you fart, cause you blew me away.2) Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.3) My Love for you is like diarrhea .. I can't hold it in.4) Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd li...
Posted by Jacquelyn Michelle on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 10:56:00 PST

Why Latinos cant be Terrorist!

WHY LATINOS CAN'T BE TERRORISTS > > 1. 8:45 AM is too early for us to be up. > > 2. We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights. > > 3. Pretty people on the plane distract us. > > 4. We wou...
Posted by Jacquelyn Michelle on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 11:38:00 PST

D.C Slang Dictionary!

D. C. Slang Dictionary "This is how we go":*~*~THE DC/METRO AREA SLANG DICTIONARY:~*~*ASS'D OUT - to be left hanging, stood up: "Man, we was sposed to meet at the library but he left me ass'd out!"BAM...
Posted by Jacquelyn Michelle on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 12:08:00 PST

u knoe u go 2 KDY when.......

KNOW U GO 2 KDY WHEN.. That good ol KDY You remember when we had a security guard that could barely walk. (yall remember Ms. Smith). You acted as if ppl from Wheaton were from a different st...
Posted by Jacquelyn Michelle on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 11:44:00 PST

EL NICA!!!

El Nica.:. El Nica no Se emborracha: se mama El Nica no tiene novia: tiene hyna El Nica no saluda: dice que paso maje El Nica No tiene amigos: tiene brotheres, poffys, prixes El Ni...
Posted by Jacquelyn Michelle on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 08:47:00 PST