One time my friend Dusty, in describing people as foods, said I am like a really sweet chocolate shake that is laced with cyanide. This made me laugh. Let's hope, if I am a milkshake, I am a Whitey's shake, made in good ole Moline, IL. Try one if you're ever near the Quad Cities. I promise it will change your life.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Augusten Burroughs. Anne Lamott. Bono. Steve Martin. Kate Winslet. Joaquin Phoenix. Julianne Moore. Paul Newman. Jim Wallis. Sam Mendes. Steven Spielberg.
