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.Kenny!

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About Kenny!

= istoleyourpie

Should I be home and told who I'm talking to I'll likely respond.

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I never expected to end up in NJ. A short history of events related to why I'm here is as follows:

    2004 - Graduated from the University of Michigan (BS Electrical Engineering) 2005 - Lived and worked in Columbus, OH for an OEM automotive company. 2007 - Had a lucrative offer in NJ which allowed my return to the nuclear power industry. 2007 - Moved to Seaside Heights, NJ 2008 - Got a rediculou$ deal on a house in Manahawkin, NJ 2008 - Started my MBA (online) through the University of Michigan.

I do a lot of stuff outside my day job. If one looks up my covestor.com account above, I obviously have an active stock trading performance record that puts most fund managers to shame. Someday I may decide to take trading full time. I also run 2 start up companies, one of which operates under an LLC here in NJ.

Financially I'm probably one of the most stable 26 year olds one could meet. I was hoping to make 6 figures at 25, it took an extra 4 months longer than planned. Oh well. I've done everything by myself without much help, guidance or even support. I've had to make a lot of tough decisions and moves to get where I am. I have no debt and manage my money very well. Nearly everything in my life is really coming together. All I need now is to maintain what I've built. My realistic goals within the next 4 years are to meet new friends/babes, stay healthy, maintain meaningful employment, complete my MBA and be trading with at least $500k.

Visitors at my new house are welcome and encouraged to come. I have books on a bagillion things to do here, Atlantic City, Philly and up in NYC. I don't get out much. If I'm not at work, I'm at home, jogging on the beach, at the gym or wandering around Lowes. I don't really know people around here. That and it's hard for me to meet really compatible people. I think people see me as too crazy for some, then I feel too smart to connect with others on anything more than a slapstick comedy level. Maybe I expect too much out of people. I've been up and out more in Manhattan than locally. I'm a city person but a fan of being outdoors and relatively quiet situations. Bars are lame. I'd rather have a bath tub party in my gigantic soaker. I'm taking up surfing soon. I'd rather go on tour of a worm farm with good company than go to a "club". I've got enough dumb drunk photos . Yes we all have them, yes mine are way, way better. ;)

One thing to note, I'm extremely sarcastic. NJ... drop the apprehensive BS. It's lame. Everyone in NJ seems to think they're that one extreme out lier on the bell curve. Be realistic. If you're working at Wawa, only have graduated high school, living at home and leech of your rents.... be realistic. Just because one goes to the grocery store wearing an outfit one would expect to only see in the club doesn't put themselves in some VIP class.

Congratulations if you've made it this far in my ramblings.



My Blog

kenny's I miss Detroit bulletin.

so.. the electronic music festival in Detroit is this weekend.  Sucks it rained today.. just has to rain on my parade.  I got here last night and met up with my friend jessica who is in town...
Posted by .Kenny! on Sun, 27 May 2007 08:59:00 PST

I found my SOUL BOOK! I own 57 souls! Muahah!!!

I used to collect souls.I have 57 along with various people signing over their bodies or various parts.i should start it up again.  Who wants to give me their soul?  You'd have to sign it in...
Posted by .Kenny! on Thu, 24 May 2007 07:38:00 PST

photos from tonight (my birds next mohawk)

check them out(go to like page 2)http://www.iblowup.net/gallery/may07...
Posted by .Kenny! on Sun, 13 May 2007 01:25:00 PST

For your entertainiment.... (photos inside)

A myspace day in the life of kenny:Convo:(7:37:30 AM) him: when are you coming to Detroit next(7:37:32 AM) Me: nm(7:37:39 AM) Me: memorial day(7:37:47 AM) him: oh yea(7:37:52 AM) him: what is the occa...
Posted by .Kenny! on Sat, 05 May 2007 06:01:00 PST

more kenny hate :)

See... this is why it isn't worth being a prick to kenny...  i'll post whateverIf you want a link to her profile.. here ya go.  Not saying you shouldn't send hate.  Whats funny is i was...
Posted by .Kenny! on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 07:20:00 PST

kenny story time.... and a news story

please note Tim's comment.no thats not why i was arrested, but i guess i was just having too much fun.  I was just arrested for drunk and disorderly.  I poured that piss on that girl because...
Posted by .Kenny! on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 08:32:00 PST

Craigslist stuff... i posted myself for services

i put myself up for photography/videography services... i figured why stop there.... check them out...  maybe i'll be a wedding minster or give paid beatings.if you know of anyone needing a photo...
Posted by .Kenny! on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 11:04:00 PST

haha Got Milk Paying $4,000 for lactating women

Click on the photo, click on the photo after opened to zoom/cancel auto image resize.i'm really really really loving craigslist... they put anything up there!hahahahaha...
Posted by .Kenny! on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 10:03:00 PST

HAHAHLAHA OMFG MEN ARE DIRTBAGS (CRAIGSLIST PRANK)

so.. i posted this ad in craigslist:i'm about to go through all of them to see if i recognize any of the dudes.THIS WAS IN A MATTER OF 5 hours.Click on the photo to enlarge.  If it's blurry on yo...
Posted by .Kenny! on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 05:48:00 PST

HAHAHLAHA OMFG MEN ARE DIRTBAGS (CRAIGSLIST PRANK)

so.. i posted this ad in craigslist:i'm about to go through all of them to see if i recognize any of the dudes.THIS WAS IN A MATTER OF 5 hours.Click on the photo to enlarge.I'm going to the real world...
Posted by .Kenny! on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 05:36:00 PST