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The Cobra

Hairy, stinky heap of man to the core!

About Me

My name is Ben, I just got out of a 2 year relationship with someone that i thought i could be with forever..but i guess thats life. I dont hate her, i know she will be sucessful in life. She has one thing most of us dont have..DRIVE. i dont drink or do drugs, but i still kick it at bars with friends, i like long walks on the beach and candle lit TV dinners. I work for Boeing in Everett, i work my fucking ass off for what i want in life..which is to be happy and get married and have kids and grow old with someone that i care about and who cares about me and i'm on probation for being a jackass, lets hang out! .. WonderfullyTacky

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My Interests

Friends, bar hopping, designated driving ftw, Vanguard Saga of Heroes, going and seeing movies! romance, dates, stockings, high heels and much more
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I'd like to meet:

a girl who is into having a good time, who is NOT a raging bitch 24/7 and that can stand my friends, and my constant sarcasm I adopted a cute lil' pirate fetus its got a fucking eye patch, Hooray fetus!either that pirate fetus or...Jesus he seems like a cool guy

Music:

KMFDM, TOOL, NIN, A Perfect Circle, Modest Mouse, Metallica (pre Black Album), Snoop Dogg, Dr. Dre, Ska, Industrial, Techno, Smashing Pumpkins, Jurassic 5, Aesop Rock, WhistleR, Orgy, Lynard Skynard, Steppenwolf, KID KABOOM, Mike Jones, Aerosmith, Gang Starr, Krazye Bone, Jack Johnson, Gypsie Kings, DEPECHE MODE, Devin the Dude, Atmosphere, Flogging Molly, Distillers, Duran Duran, The Eagles, E-40, Eminem, Franz Ferdinand, Foghat, Gorillaz, Robert Goulet, Richard Cheese, Ice Cube, Iron Maiden, Jonny Cash, Kansas, Ludacris, Master P, Merle Haggard, N2Deep, Wrecks N Effects, Obie Trice, ODB, THE WHOLE FUCKING OFFICE SPACE SOUNDTRACK! Outkast, Sir Mix-A-Lot, The Killers, The Kinks, The Postal Service, Weezer, Warren G, West Side Connection, Van Halen, the A-Team theme song, Wu Tang, 3 6 Mafia, ZZ Top, Black Eyed Peas, Bloodhound Gang, Bob Seiger

Movies:

Dawn of the dead, Resident Evil 1-2, Debbie does Dallas, Video of Westport getting MIP's, Veggie Tales, Story of O, Heels .2, SLC Punk, 28 days later, Jerk Beast, Anchor Man, Porn with friends, Joe Dirt, Fight Club, Dodgeball, Team America World Police, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, AVP, Fast Times (fucking Spickolie), Baseketball, Super Troopers, home-made porn, Van Wilder, Stargate, Starship Troopers, Half Baked, The Cable Guy, Aeon Flux, V for Vindetta, Without a Paddle, SNL best ofs, Kingdom of Heaven, and way fucking more that i cant remember...i love movies, thats how you win me over (Write that down)

Television:

Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, SNL, Simpsons, History Channel, Robot Chicken, Stroker and Hoop, Southpark, MXC!!! and dont forget Home Movies

Books:

books? yea right xbox 360

My Blog

This is for HER

I doubt she will ever see this...but if by chance she does...this is for you..and you know who the fuck you are....these are the lyrics you can read while listening to the song. "Last Tattoo"[Hook:]Th...
Posted by The Cobra on Thu, 10 May 2007 07:23:00 PST

50 questions REPLY IF YOU WANT!

i saw this on someones bulletin..but theres only 49 questions..so im forced to fill in the last one.  have fun (bored right now   50 Questions 1. Where is your dad right now?not sure2. Last ...
Posted by The Cobra on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 04:12:00 PST

The Keys to my heart :)

The Keys to Your Heart You are attracted to good manners and elegance. In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored. You'd like to your lov...
Posted by The Cobra on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Cinco De Fucking Mayo~

my cinco de mayo rocked my fucking socks Myk came over with a half gallon of the Captain..and those of you who know me....me and the Capn make it Happen xxcore..It was me, Sean, Myk, Steve, and Rachel...
Posted by The Cobra on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Quiz for ALL ~~

1. Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Fave Movie: 5. Fave Song: 6. Fave Band: 7. Most Embarassing Moment: 8. Are you a virgin? HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends?...
Posted by The Cobra on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My "interesting" night

girl.1 goes out with guy .A then 1 breaks up with A and goes out with guy .B then A and be dont like each other because they both went out with 1..then 1 gets pregnant by B and A still loves 1 and the...
Posted by The Cobra on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST