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Name: Larry Borland
Birthday: 9/5/77
Birthplace: Shreveport, LA
Current Location: Denver, CO
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: None
Height: 6' 2"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Mostly Irish, with some English, Scotish and German
The Shoes You Wore Today: Dr. Martin's
Your Weakness: Guinness
Your Fears: Dentists covered in blood
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni, onions, green peppers, mushroom
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Win Powerball
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: Why am I so sticky?
Your Best Physical Feature: My seriously sweet ass
Your Bedtime: 10:30 or 11 on a school night
Your Most Missed Memory: My friend Kim!
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: I'd rather starve
Single or Group Dates: either
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: yep, but not a lot.
Do you Swear: only when I'm drunk or I hurt myself
Do you Sing: Poorly, but I love karaoke :)
Do you Shower Daily: Yup
Have you Been in Love: Yup
Do you want to go to College: Going right now. Maybe one day I'll even graduate
Do you want to get Married: Yes, but probably not anytime soon
Do you belive in yourself: You can't have any shame in your game (at least that's what the girl at Pizza Hut told me last night)
Do you get Motion Sickness: not from cars, trains or planes. But I get sea sick something fierce
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm a sexy bitch
Are you a Health Freak: not at all
Do you get along with your Parents:
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: guitar, piano, tin whistle. All poorly
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: I don't think so
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: Liver cancer
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Just like I am now, only richer
What country would you most like to Visit: Germany is next, but I'd like to go back to Ireland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: doesn't matter
Favourite Hair Color: doesn't matter
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: I like short girls
Weight: hopefully less than me :)
Best Clothing Style: Jeans and t-shirt as often as possible
Number of Drugs I have taken: 9,999,999,999- I was Cheech and Chong when I was younger
Number of CDs I own: Probably over a thousand
Number of Piercings: 10
Number of Tattoos: 4
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1, but I won't tell you what it is.
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