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Dick Biscuit: Private Eye

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After selling out last year’s fringe (apart from one Tuesday) they are BACK!Dick Biscuit(Richard Hardisty) is a schizophrenic private eye and a Kurt Russell “enthusiast”. His Brain (played off stage by Andy Needle) is an argumentative organ that lives inside his head and is just as confused as he is.This episode The suckas are flat broke again, after dick invested the last of the savings in a “rare and exotic” hamster. But all is not lost as a new case raises it’s hairy and demented head. Fortunately some evil bingwad has been mutilating the public and what’s more, there have been sightings of a fricked-off werewolf prowling the streets. Has it anything to do with the fact that the days are mysteriously getting shorter? Yes. It has.WATCH as the pair try to outwit Kurt Russell’s cat TODD! GASP as they deal with a room full of bad bell ends with joined up eyebrows! MARVEL as Dick becomes freakishly enamoured with an enigmatic Frenchman! LAUGH at some of the jokes. Our paradoxically one man double act will lead you on a Demonic Hellbeast hunt, spanning a twisted labyrinth of piss-poor museums, dirty Pool halls, and Fairgrounds. While trying their damned hardest not to graze their knee in the process.Aided only by sound effects and some drawings on a projector that look like they were daubed by some terminally-ill 6 year old in a hospice, Dick and brain will guide you through a surreal, magical and sometimes disturbing mess of the most thrilling kind!
REVIEWS OF OUR LAST SHOW-
"FUNNY AND WITTY...A YOUTHFUL COMIC PIECE...GREAT STORYTELLING TECHNIQUE...ORIGINAL AND INVENTIVE COMEDY" THREE WEEKS
"HUNTER S THOMPSON MEETS GARTH MARENGHI MEETS THE BOOSH....BRILLIANT" I-D MAGAZINE
"A REFRESHING AND TWISTED COMEDY WITH UNIQUE AND HILARIOUS CHARACTERS THAT WILL LEAVE YOU WANTING MORE...." DONT PANIC
"ONE OF THE FUNNIEST COMEDY SHOWS IN LONDON" SUBLIME
SOME CELEBRITY REVIEWS OF THE SHOW!!!!-
"I HAVEN'T LAUGHED THAT HARD IN TWO YEARS"
-ALFIE ALLEN, FAMOUS NOB GETTER-OUTER.
"HIGHLY AMUSING, VERY RADIO 4"
-EUGENE, PLEASANT VIRGIN FROM BIG BROTHER 5.
SOME OTHER TOPCAT CELEBRITY QUOTES THAT MAY or may not BE DIRECTLY TO DO WITH THE SHOW!
"I SAW THAT. WELL DONE"
- MACKENZIE CROOK
"CHEERS. TA"
- ADRIAN EDMONSON
"NO THANKS"
- DR. OCTOPUS OUT OF SPIDERMAN 2
SEE YOU THERE DOGDOGS!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The guy that ate my ham on rye outside freds diner tuesday week. If i ever catch the bellend ill pull his arms off spin him round loads, pop him in a big dress and feed him philadelphia (which is one of the most fattening food you can get). the theiving sod will be all dizzy and bloated. Thats the sort of extreme measures I take babes.

My Blog

REVIEW OF DICK BISCUIT AT THE EDINBURGH FRINGE

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Posted by on Fri, 12 Sep 2008 03:18:00 GMT

Dick Biscuit And The Black Qualms

This is the first case from Dick Biscuit.Go here suckers:http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.vi ew&friendID=83948001&blogID=337396778
Posted by on Thu, 07 Aug 2008 03:03:00 GMT