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Ugly Kid Joe

See My Heart I Decorate It Like A Grave

About Me


Hey, I’m Joe and what you must know about me is that I have long hair. I like it when girls play and/or pet my long hair. Maybe i gre it too long as I have longer hair than all the females in my family and actually most females I know.i grew my hair long cause i look horrible with short hair. i dont look much better with long hair, but its better long. And before you think my life is all hair like Uncle Jesse from “full house” please allow me to tell you random facts you will not care about.
I live a straight edge life style. That means no drugs, no alcohol, no smoking, no promiscuous sex, and basically living a good clean life. I know you think it sucks and I’m a punk…well fuck you and I know this life is right for me. I take this life serious and I hold it sacred. Unlike most straight edge people, I am mellow and not the preaching type. Live and let live. I don’t care if you drink yourself retarded…so please allow me to live a straight edge life style in peace.
I have been a pro wrestling fan since I was about 4 years of age. Since then it is safe to say I have grown from a normal fan into an obsessed fan. No lie, if I put my money into other things instead of buying wrestling dvds and vhs I’d probably have a car by now, and not a piece of shit car, like a nice car. Its also safe to say that I have seen more wrestling in the past 18 years than most people who visit this site will see in their lives. I currently am raising money to attend the Chikara Wrestle Factory in PA to train under Chris Hero, Mike Quackenbush, and Skayde. . If you would like to donate money to this highly worthy cause…please do so.
I enjoy getting pierced. It actually started during my second piercing. The person piercing me fucked up, sent the needle up instead of out of my ear. Sitting there in a now familiar pain I realized, yeah this is definitely for me. Since that second one in my left ear I have gotten 3 more there bringing the total to 5 in my left ear...1 in the cartilage, 4 in the lobe. I have snake bites in my bottom lip, my tongue, and both my nipples are also pierced. Also it has become a goal in my life to do a suspension. A suspension for those who don’t know is when they put 4 hooks in your back, then those hooks are attached to a pulley system, and then you are lifted up by the hooks in your back. Nothing sounds more fun.
I attend Richard Stockton college which is located in parts unknown, NJ...im a computer science major...and im about to start my 4th year. not my last year though...i got another one after this. curious as to why? then ask...
Despite the serious looking expression on my face (which is caused by thick Italian eyebrows) I actually take very few things seriously and I actually consider life to be one long continuous joke. Hence why I joke about a lot of serious things...but one thing i won't joke about is this...
I have crohns disease. No, seriously…I have it. It is in my small intestine, I’ve had it for 4 years, it causes me pain daily, it almost killed me, and there is no cure. I’ll have it for the rest of my life. Ain’t it fun when you know that you’re gonna die young?
What else? Oh…I’m a very shy person in real life. I don’t know why, I have been for years. It usually goes away after a while, but when you first meet me, I probably won’t say much. Also I enjoy writing…like most shy people do. I write a lot in the blog, which you see above this. Some things are interesting, sad, funny, disgusting, and generally fucked up.
I'm Italian and Spanish/Cuban for those wondering (3 quarters Italian and the rest a mix of Spanish and Cuban). a dangerous mix? maybe...but i'm just simple combination of dago and spic.
Reading this about me gimmick and looking at my pics is nice and all...but message me if you have more questions...ask me anything, i have no shame and will answer you.
Want to know more? Want to complain about something? Want to stalk me? Then by all means…sXedirtbagsXe is my sn on aim.CLICK IT! BUY IT!! FUCK EMO SHIRTS!!!!!!
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music...many kinds, piercings, writing, talking, listening, sleeping, computer graphic design (i'm a nerd like that), movies that are so bad they are great, eyes (i'm a sucker for nice eyes...green are my favorite), penguins, wrestling, cartoons, violence, guitars, posters, taco bell, porn, females, czwfans.com message board (i spend (waste) alot of my time there), masturbation (who doesn't like them some clean old fashion masturbation?) i'll think of more to write here someday.

I'd like to meet:

i don't know man....i guess if you want to meet me, i want to meet you...i guess that's a good answer, right? for the females...any one with dark hair, light eyes, and a cool name...i love you already. and if you don't have any of those...i'd still like to me you too.

Rex Manning!!!!!! say no more...mon amore!

Music:

Guns N’ Roses, Faith No More, Alice In Chains, In Flames, Trivium, Killswitch Engage, AFI, HIM, The Used, Bullet for my Valentine, SlipKnot, Metallica, Motley Crue, SkiwRow, The Bouncing Souls, Stone Sour, Blind Melon, Ill Nino, Lacuna Coil, Avenged Sevenfold, Atreyu, As I Lay Dying, Pantera, Hatebreed, Haste the Day, Modern Life Is War, Black My Heart, Drowning Pool, System of a Down, anything with Mike Patton…Mr. Bungle, Fantomas, Peeping Tom…Silvetide, Korn, Black Label Society, Lamb of God, Shadows Fall, Coheed &Cambria, Mad Season, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Ugly kid Joe, Poison, Van Halen, Bon Jovi, Def Leppard, Led Zeppelin, Twisted Sister, OZZY, Rob Zombie, White Zombie, Marilyn Manson, KISS, Queen, the Beatles, AC/DC, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Motorhead, Iron Maiden, Ted Nugent, Alice Cooper, Aerosmith, The Ramones, The Clash, POD, Alter Bridge, 2-Pac, Depeche Mode, Vendetta Red, Smile Empty Soul, Insane Clown Posse, Twiztid, Dark Lotus, Bush, New Found Glory, NOFX, Lit, Yellowcard, Chingon, Weezer, Trans Siberian Orchestra….this list is could go on forever…http://download.yousendit.com/3881BD105C36ABE3

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, Resevior Dogs, The Crow, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill 1 & 2, Clerks, Clerks II, Hoffa, A Bronx Tale, Casino, Goodfellas, Scarface, the Godfather Trilogy, Raging Bull, Taxi Driver, Suicide Kings, Rounders, Raising Arizona, Willy Wonka, 100 girls, 100 Women, Old School, Anchorman, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Dogma, Die Hard, Interview with the Vampire, The Untouchables, Braveheart, Schindler's List, Waynes World 1 & 2, Dr. Strangelove Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb, Full Metal Jacket, The Surge, Half Baked, Tommy Boy, Black Sheep, Kingpin, Dumb & Dumber, Cable Guy, Big Money Hustlas, Detroit Rock City, Liar Lair, Happy Gilmore, Wedding Singer, Freddy vs. Jason, Friday the 13th series, Nightmare on Elm St. Series, Dawn of the Dead, Lord of Illusions, Seven, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Breakfast Club, One Flew over the Cookoos Nest, the Lord of the Rings trilogy, American History X, Office Space, the Rocky Series, Major League, Major League 2, American Pie trilogy, Robin Hood: Prince of Theives, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Blazing Saddles, Fight Club, Van Hellsing, Edward Scissorhands, Whats Eating Gilbert Grape, Pirates of the Caribbean, Red Dragon, Silence of the Lambs, Saving Private Ryan, Braveheart, Who Framed Rodger Rabbit, Stay Tuned, Animal House, The Blues Brothers, The Sandlot, Predator, Terminator 2, Daffy Ducks's Fantastic Island, The Bugs Bunny & Road Runner Movie, and any and all Christmas Movies...my favorites are Christmas Vacation, Elf, Nightmare Before Christmas, and the Ref.

Television:

24, Simpsons, all forms of Degrassi (thanks Russ) Rescue Me, Nip/Tuck, Inked, Married...with Children, the Critic, Nash Bridges, Boy Meets World, many cartoons,,...look i'm one of those losers who can find something to watch anyday and anytime

Books:

"The Things They Carried", "Interview with the Vampire", "The Great Gatsby", "Of Mice and Men", "A Clockwork Orange", "Go Ask Alice", "The Ice Beneath You", The Bible, "A Cacther in the Rye", "Hoffa", and "Without You" by Del James.

Heroes:

my Old Man Manuel Gonzalez, W. Axl Rose, CM Punk, Jimmy Hoffa, Necro Butcher, Brian Pillman, Charles Manson, Clark W. Griswold Jr., Al Bundy, Mitch Hedberg, Jesse Katsopolis, Eric Matthews, Criss Angel, Mike Vallely, Ryan Dunn, Slash, Buckethead, AJ, and RUSS~!

My Blog

FARYN

one thing ive heard since ive joined myspace from some of my friend is "why not just make friends in person?" my answer was simple "in person means im limited to those around me, with myspace i have m...
Posted by Ugly Kid Joe on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 02:42:00 PST

oooooo barracuda

hello everyone, see tonight is family night and ill try not to say, fuck, shit, cocksucker, motherfucker, piece of shit, shit eater, cum-guzzler, cunt, twat, twunt, and so on. but it will be hard, cau...
Posted by Ugly Kid Joe on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 10:07:00 PST

a question for the masses

so my ex girlfriend is pretty much begging me to get back with her. now my ex cheated on me, treated me like shit, never trusted me, lead me on, and manipulated me.it was like one time when i was frea...
Posted by Ugly Kid Joe on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 10:24:00 PST

bummed

man...i woke up yesterday excited...excited cause i was coming home on the busiest travelling day of the year. normally the bus ride up from college to newark is 6 hours. so with the crowds of people ...
Posted by Ugly Kid Joe on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 12:42:00 PST

i'm not writing tonight...i'm fucking drawing

my friend Ragdoll sent me some drawings today over the phone...she is really fucking good. and it got me thinking...i haven't drawn in a while...i might as well. so i looked around...i had nothing to ...
Posted by Ugly Kid Joe on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 10:58:00 PST

what the hell...i'll make this shit a blog

THE ULTIMATE LOVE SURVEY!YOU MUST ANSWER EVERY QUESTION..WITH THE TRUTH..!!!Is there someone who you like at the moment?yeah...you can say more than like tooHave you ever given or been given roses?nah...
Posted by Ugly Kid Joe on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 08:10:00 PST

ROH/CZW doubleheader review....

best way to read this is to print it out and read it in the bathroom First off, thanks Mike Johnson for organizing another awesome bus trip.great time. And let me say this to everyoneyoure not allow...
Posted by Ugly Kid Joe on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 09:15:00 PST