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PrincessConsuelaBanannaHammock

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About Me

Im the girl Eddie Murphy songs about.... You know the one.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A presidential candidate with the worlds best interest at heart. Oh you meant things that actually exist??? ... Santa Claus

My Blog

Miller Lite

So as i sit here with my beer and cradle the never-ending urge to piss I have a thought. Yes just one. If you know me, you also know that thats a lot. I wish all of my stories didnt start with.. " Oh ...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 19:50:00 GMT

when will it be over?

Im ready to die. Im sick of trying to get my shit together only for god to drop another smelly load on my head. Im not brave enough for suicide so ill need some help. theres some bricks good for smash...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 20:05:00 GMT

hmmmmmm

booger.
Posted by on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 20:47:00 GMT

HOLY CRAP!!!

FINA-FUCKING-LY!!!!! For anyone that cares..... I have rediscovered my happiness. I lost it for a few months but the creator of my happiness has finally returned to me.  IT felt nice to smil...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 15:26:00 GMT

i couldnt find the words so i stole them...

Seemed to stop my breathMy head on your chestWaiting to cave inFrom the bottom of my...Hear your voice againCould we dim the sunAnd wonder where we've beenMaybe you and me So kiss me like you didMy he...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Sep 2005 14:31:00 GMT

.................

I wish that eventually I could give up on trying to be nice to people I don't particularly think deserve my kindness. Excuse me sir and or madam..... i hate you. easy enough? not really. "you make...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 14:39:00 GMT

GOOD SHOW!

THANX TO ALL THAT CAME OUT TO THE SHOW LAST NIGHT!  and apologies to the ones i made feel uncomfortable at the after party. Im really not that big of a bitch in real life. last night was fake lif...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Oct 2004 11:32:00 GMT

lets all gwet 2gether and drink sum vodjka.

hsldkglodgkj i ve had a liottile to much to drink tonight. i hope every one is haviung as much fun as i am. i also hope that im typng things that actually makew sense. allright i judt looked at the sc...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Sep 2004 09:05:00 GMT