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Eric's Magical Moustache Tour

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About Me

I like pineapple soda, but only drink Diet Coke. I'm a vegetarian, and love pork. I got arrested for head-butting the bouncer at the End Up. My favorite color doesn't really matter because I'll probably confuse it with something else. I'll get along with your parents. I looked out this morning and the sun was gone, turned on some music to start my day, I lost myself in a familiar song, I closed my eyes and I slipped away. I wish I could wear a bandana like the guys in Suicidal Tendencies and not look like a poser douchebag. I have a rose tattooed in my left palm. It hurts when I pee, not really. I'm growing a beard because I'm to lazy to shave, but think it makes me look like a perv. I have potential, not sure for what yet. I have one bathroom, with two toilet bowl brushes, thanks Alice. I'm addicted to Frank Warren's books. Regardless of what anybody tells you I am neither nice nor sensitive. Snails scare the shit out of me. I kind of wish I had an eye patch. Apparently I think Prince is not hot, but is awesome, so good for him. If I could sell my soul for rock 'n' roll, I would, I'd probably end up regretting it, but I'd still do it. I have unbelievable calves. I invented 7th grade hair. I can't jump off of things. I sleep in a sleeping bag on top of my blankets on my bed, unless I have guests. I say things like; totally, rad, or I might even throw in a totally rad too. I owned this picture,
but thanks to my brother somebody stole it. I have never won at arm wrestling.
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My Interests

Socialism, getting bad tattoos, drinkin G and Ts, inadvertantly pissing off every chick I might have a possible relationship with, making fun of people even though I'm a such the dork, pretending I'm smart.

I'd like to meet:

Robert Owen, Karl Heinrich Mordechai Marx, Vladimir Ilyich Lenin. "The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggle"

Music:

.. Tommy James and the Shondells, Sunny Day Real Estate, Zep, any garage band, New York Dolls, Velvet Underground, the man in black(RIP), Pixies, Weezer, Temple of the Dog, Faith No More, Johnny Mandel, the Dead, Lou Reed, Animals, Cordero, White Stripes, Jimmy Cliff, Stevie Wonder, Social Distortion, MC5, CSN, Donovan, Kings of Leon, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, old Misfits, Slayer, Minor Threat, Primus, Violent Femmes, Electric Zuchinni, My Leg Joe Pesci, Yardbirds, GWAR, Dance Hall Crashers, Specials, Selector, Joe Strummer(RIP) and the Mescaleros, Fugazi, Beastie Boys, GnR, Bowie, Stooges, Postal Service, Jeremy Enigk, Neutral Milk Hotel, TV On The Radio.***This could actually go on forever, so I'll stop here.***

Movies:

Big Lebowski, High Fidelity, Repoman, Mad Max, Office Space, The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, Giant, Paths of Glory, and of course Welcome to the Videos (GnR), Paradise NowAccording to the "Which Big Lebowski character are you?" quiz:

How fucking true is that?

Television:

Don't watch TV, screws with the noodle.

Books:

Anything by Vonnegut. Almost bought the "Communist Manifesto" the other day, but then realized wouldn't that be totally against the point. They(who ever they are) should be giving that book away based on ones ability to provide for the better good.

Heroes:

Clint Eastwood

because I know he could fuck up John Wayne, or just about anybody for that matter. I mean seriously, he was in that movie with the orangutang and was just fuckin dudes up left and right.Lenny "fucking" Bruce...Need I say more?Kareem Abdul-Jabbar just because he might be the coolest person ever.