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About Me


I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of bubblegum. I'm Korean, a big dork, and I have a foot fetish. I've had salt & pepper hair since high school and it makes me look about 10 years older than I am. I still haven't found a use for that yet, but I'm open to suggestions. Good or evil. No, the carpet does not match the drapes. Oh, and I like doing pelvic thrusts.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

My doppelganger--so I could have someone to laugh at my corny jokes. Wait, do doppelgangers laugh or are they just scary and haunted? Crap.

Movies:

The Shawshank Redemption

My Sassy Girl

The Rock

Dumb & Dumber

The Goonies

Leon

Battle Royale

Taegukgi

Can't Hardly Wait

A Walk to Remember

Center Stage

Kill Bill Vol. 1

Black Hawk Down

The Classic

Grave of the Fireflies

Top Gun

A Few Good Men

Glory

Old Boy

Television:

Battlestar Galactica, Korean dramas, Desperate Housewives, The Ultimate Fighter, UFC Unleashed, PRIDE Fighting, The Sopranos, Nip/Tuck, Jeopardy, Cash Cab, World Series of Pop Culture, King of Cars, Good Eats, Heroes, Friday Night Lights, Man vs. Wild, Fight Quest, Travel Channel, Food Network, Discovery Channel, Robot Chicken

Books:

Angels & Demons, The Da Vinci Code, The Count of Monte Cristo, Memoirs of a Geisha, To Kill a Mockingbird, Freakonomics

Heroes:

My dad. He was an Army drill sergeant and served 18 years in the Army Special Forces (more commonly known as Green Berets), and received the Silver Star and the Bronze Star, among other commendations. He adopted me as a baby and then went through 2 divorces. He raised me as a single parent and spoiled me the best that he could, given his modest means. Despite everything, my well being was always his priority. He made me the man I am today. RIP dad.

My Blog

5 Days of Birthday Fun (warning: picture intensive)

My 5-day birthday celebration started on a sour note.  I had the day off on Tuesday so I went grocery shopping at Sam's Club and Foodland.  Unfortunately when I got home, I discovered that m...
Posted by DELicious on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 05:25:00 PST

With apologies to Shakespeare...

To color, or not to color, that is the question.  Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of gray hair, or to take arms with a bottle of Just For Men, and by opposing end ...
Posted by DELicious on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 03:38:00 PST

MOTHER EFFER!!!!!!!

Pardon my French.  Luckily for those of you who are sensitive to profanity, I have calmed myself down a bit from when I first discovered this most heinous of crimes.   Spoiler:  For tho...
Posted by DELicious on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 12:36:00 PST

Now how the hell did I get myself into this predicament?

Last night started out innocently enough.  After work, I went to Chong's brother's house for a 4th of July BBQ.  After that, we went to King Street Cafe for our usual trivia and alcohol...
Posted by DELicious on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 01:53:00 PST

One second of glory!

No, I'm not talking about my latest sexual encounter. Today I went with Chong and Lorie to Queens in Waikiki to learn how to surf. We parked at the zoo parking lot and Chong and I shared a brief Bro...
Posted by DELicious on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 11:37:00 PST

The Brothers of Pi Sigma Epsilon (current theme for top friends)

Okay, so in college I was involved in a bunch of different stuff.  I won't get into all of it cause I don't want to sound like I'm posting my resume.  Anyway, probably the best organization...
Posted by DELicious on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 12:22:00 PST

Damn crappy schedule

I wanted to go to the state high school judo tournament this Saturday at the Stan Sheriff Center, but I found out that it starts at 1:00 PM.  I don't finish work until 6:00 PM at the earliest.&nb...
Posted by DELicious on Wed, 17 May 2006 09:02:00 PST

Tagged!

Tagged...The first player of this game starts with the "6 weird things/habits about yourself" and people who get tagged need to write a blog of their 6 weird habits/things as well as state this rule c...
Posted by DELicious on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 01:15:00 PST

It's great to be me....(pics included!)

As many of you know, I've travelled extensively throughout the world. I started at a young age thanks to my dad; he was very nomadic and loved to travel. Sometimes we would stop and settle someplace b...
Posted by DELicious on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 01:48:00 PST

My baby is back!

That's right.  My car is purring once again.  I was having problems with my car--it wasn't going past 4k RPMs and the turbos were taking longer to spool.  But I went to a mechanic yeste...
Posted by DELicious on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 11:47:00 PST