Dont call me whitey, N-word |
If you break the knob off of your gas grill and reattach it with duct-tape, do not describe it as being "Nigger-rigged". It's offensive to African-Americans everywhere (especially the ones born and r...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 23:29:00 GMT |
What would Reagan do? |
Conservative pundits are disappointed in the new crop of Republican presidential candidates. They want to be represented by someone more like Ronald Reagan and less like George Bush jr. For once, I ...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 23:33:00 GMT |
More pirate advice |
If you're about to break the record for most career rapes, never use steroids. Not only will you tarnish your achievement, but you'll tarnish the image of piracy, as well.
Posted by on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 01:27:00 GMT |
Advice for Pirates |
For the captains:Before you set sail on a voyage of rape and plunder, make sure your crew is all on the same page. If half of them are yelling "Arrr!" and the other half are yelling "Yarr!", you're g...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 01:22:00 GMT |
