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El Butre~

It's easy bein an asshole when you're as miserable as me...

About Me

My name is Shea. Im 24 YEARS OLD and i live in st. paul. i was born and raised in Irving, TX; and i still cant believe how cold it is here. I've been up here for about 5 years, and im gettin used to it. I get depressed for about 9 months out of the year(winter), but the summers try to make up for it (they dont). I never thought i would be livin in MN without trying to leave every day. Fuckitt.Online Status Icons
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Shea
Birthday: 7/18/83/ad
Birthplace: Irving, TX
Current Location: St. Paul, MN
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: dirty
Height: 6'4"
Right Handed or Left Handed: depends
Your Heritage: Irish/German
The Shoes You Wore Today: Luchese Gator Boots
Your Weakness: women
Your Fears: women
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: make money
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: i dont instant message
Thoughts First Waking Up: fuck...
Your Best Physical Feature: my knuckles
Your Bedtime: when i can
Your Most Missed Memory: Dallas Texas
Pepsi or Coke: diet coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: never mix
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Swear: like a sailor
Do you Sing: like a whore
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: fuck no
Do you want to go to College: already steady
Do you want to get Married: if she's rich!!!
Do you belive in yourself: NO
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: hell no
Are you a Health Freak: hahahahahahaha
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: i dont look forward to them
Do you play an Instrument: the cowbell is an instrument!!!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: not at all
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no...
In the past month have you gone on a Date: what qualifies as a date?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, but i watch a yankee girl do it about 3 times a week.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: fuck no
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes, at the deja vu
In the past month have you been Dumped: im single. always will be.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: it's 20 fuckin degrees up here!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: all day
Ever been Drunk: fuck yah!!
Ever been called a Tease: no.not at all.
Ever been Beaten up: daily
Ever Shoplifted: oh yah
How do you want to Die: in a violent shootout with the Texas Rangers
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: retired
What country would you most like to Visit: spain
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: blonde
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: 5'6"
Weight: i need curves
Best Clothing Style: what the fuck do i know about style?
Number of Drugs I have taken: all of em
Number of CDs I own: less and less
Number of Piercings: zero!!
Number of Tattoos: 17
Number of things in my Past I Regret: it varies
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My Interests

Fucking up everything good in my life, Poker, Movies, Watching King of the Hill live on the West Side. I also like sports, t.v., and other shit. I am interested in Texas, Texas Football, southern food, and southern women.

I'd like to meet:


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Music:


Which Trainspotting Character Are You?

Movies:

L.I.E. (long island expressway), Bully, Kids, American History X, Scarface, Last of the Mohicans, way too many to list...

Television:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KO-VOiMFpbU

Heroes:

Jeff Scott

My Blog

Down Boy

I guess im flattered, really. Today i woke up in a shock. I was supposed to be somewhere and i wasnt. Typical. I was workin on 2 hours of sleep. Pack up and go west son, that's where the whiskey, wome...
Posted by El Butre~ on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 05:22:00 PST

STEAL THIS BLOG...

I had a chance to steal 3 times the last week and i didnt. Not cuz i dont think stealing is the real american past time but because the last time i tried i got caught. I just dont trust peop...
Posted by El Butre~ on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 04:26:00 PST

april fool's day

why is april 1st the only celebrated fool's day? im wondering this while i look out my front porch window and look at a 62 year old man stumble down the sidewalk on a stolen bicycle. How do i kno...
Posted by El Butre~ on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 09:54:00 PST

just to break my fall...

i know im young but dear god i feel so fucking old. Like there is some huge climax coming up around the corner. I know that one of these days im gonna sit back and reflect and realize it was all bulls...
Posted by El Butre~ on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 09:15:00 PST

i know i got a bad reputation

Lately i've had to keep talking just to shut up the voices inside my head. As long as im movin movin movin my brain doesnt have the chance to keep up with me. Those voices telling me to be angry get s...
Posted by El Butre~ on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 04:48:00 PST

too much fucking time

2nd  blog in two fucking days. Im turning into a retard. look at the truth: i'd be talkin to people instead of writing if i wasnt such a psycho. And it aint happenin slowly. Im angry to...
Posted by El Butre~ on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 05:57:00 PST

Long Time Runnin

It's been a long time comin motherfucker. "I cant walk to the fucking gas station without running into 8 guys you fucked". And the cat is already dead. I killed it; got it high on drugs; and trad...
Posted by El Butre~ on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 02:01:00 PST

w.t.f.

Daaaaaaaamn.  Sometimes i feel like i should be an axe murderer. Murderers at least get press coverage. I just get the hatred. What am i suppossed to do? i guess the only thing left is for me to ...
Posted by El Butre~ on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 11:42:00 PST

dont call me son...

Kame kleen about everything. WOOPS!!!! That was stupid. Should i b nice to everyone? is it because one day you never know; that person could be your boss. Heaven forbid you speak your mind and let the...
Posted by El Butre~ on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 11:47:00 PST

Clubbing the baby seals

Today i was reading up on the seal population. Apparently there are 5.2 million seals out there. That sounds like a REALLY big number to me. 5.2 million?? jesus christ; that's a lot of seals. Canada i...
Posted by El Butre~ on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 09:14:00 PST