i don’t want to die in the city alone |
jesus jesus jesusback to school today. while having a break was nice, not having a damn thing to do all day was for sure shitty as fuck. i'm pretty much stoked to get back into the kitchen and cook th...
Posted by chef microwave on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 05:06:00 PST |
citrus curried fingerling potatoes. (the bomb) |
eight-ten medium fingerling potatoes (about a pound)one tbs olive oilone shallot (medium) ( minced fine)onion (to taste) (minced fine)garlic (half clove, minced fine)one tsp mustard powderone half tsp...
Posted by chef microwave on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 09:51:00 PST |
advice from the hardheartofdarkness |
write the note. fuck your noise. bang your head. kill your pets. race the mayor. burn the city. lick your walls. stain the carpet. spill the wine. snort the whiskey. drink the coke. cut your tongue. r...
Posted by chef microwave on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 08:11:00 PST |
soo soo soo food network |
as a person who has cooked for his paycheck and as a person who is in culinary school and cooks for his grades everyday, the bullshit contest programs on food network are about as far from reality as ...
Posted by chef microwave on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 09:55:00 PST |
we sell beets to local stores and restaurants |
are you guys like me? in that you secretly wish you were william james, or like upton sinclair, or some other really RAD turn of the century motherfucker. i could, i don't know, explore the underlying...
Posted by chef microwave on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 08:07:00 PST |
more uh the same |
i wanna get dead.
Posted by chef microwave on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 06:47:00 PST |
brahr |
blow my head out
Posted by chef microwave on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 08:32:00 PST |
one over prime. |
it's scary to realize sometimes just how scary life actually is. staying alive is really complicated. there are actually thousands of ways to die just inside yr own home. bleach and ammonia. ladders. ...
Posted by chef microwave on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 12:08:00 PST |
get me away from here! |
i'm dying!not really. although it's felt that way for a few weeks now. seriously kids, we should slow down or get off the merry-go-round. thanks to everyone who asked with concern in their voice about...
Posted by chef microwave on Tue, 29 May 2007 04:27:00 PST |
warped |
so, i've got bad; posture, teeth, skin. the relief of all that is, one day, relatively soon, i'll die. then i'll just be another body. that's the sad truth of the human condition. we're all just pets,...
Posted by chef microwave on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 10:03:00 PST |
