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Robert

I am here for Friends

About Me

Hi. I am completely lost. I think I know what I'm doing around here but I'm really just stumbling through life. I think I'm really smart but hang around me for more than a couple of hours and you'll see I'm sorely lacking in common sense. I am an over-educated, arrogant, self-centered timeshare salesman from Cabo. Get yo credit cards out, bitches. On the positive side, however, I have a sublime sense of humour and taste in music. Ask my friends in Santa Cruz, the Coolest Town in America!! I'm also the only surfer from Oklahoma you've ever met. I am struggling here for some new material. I liked my previous "About Me" but I just deleted it for this lame crap. Most of what I do is designed to impress you so that you'll like me. I just want some love from the people that have what I want-status, money, self-esteem, and sex!! Gratify my ego baby!! I just wanna look GOOD!! Save me from feeling inferior!! I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

Mexico, surfing, skateboarding, travel, art, music, books, long walks, success, making fun of everything, impressing you, judging others, and feeling superior.

I'd like to meet:

Women and Men from around the world.

Music:

Recent: Slayer, Queens of the Stone Age, Om, REO Speedealer, ESG, , LCD Soundsystem, Les Savy Fav, Gilberto Gil, Eric Dolphy, Chico Che, Black Flag, Trashy Garage Punk, New York Post-Punk Dance Music from the early 80's

Movies:

The Rose Seller (Colombia), Friday, La Sierra, The Holy Mountain (Alejandro Jodorowsky), Ã…merican Hardcore, Endless Summer II, Independent, Foreign, and Art House (whatever that means) films

Television:

Quit watching it. i have The Corner on DVD, and my friend loaned me the first season of "24" so I may check that out. Sopranos, Entourage, Cops

Books:

Asturias, Miguel Angel: "Mulata". Tutuola, Amos: "The Palm-Wine Drinkard". Pahlaniuk, Chuck. Garcia Marquez, Gabriel. Burroughs, William S. Thrasher Magazine, New Yorker, Surfer Magazines

Heroes:

Lemmy K., Paul Baloff, Tom G. Warrior, Udo Dirkschneider, Klaus Meine, and Ronnie James Dio

My Blog

Late Night Sort Of

Hi World, I am really tired and I should be sleeping right now but I am so in love with MySpace that I can't put it down. I drove 11 hours in the last two days to party with the gray whales in a litt...
Posted by Robert on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 10:54:00 PST

Give this a try...

THIS is my first attempt at this. I like it, I really like it that my friends like my profile and page cause that is the desired result. It's more important to me that you like it rather than if I l...
Posted by Robert on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 10:37:00 PST