Ergot

Stewing for many years in the confines of the small town of Dallas, Ergot readies for descent on the unsuspecting ear drums of awed onlookers. With screeching guitars, devilish bass playing, and fervent erratic drumming, Ergot will stay on your mind more easily than the dying words of that stripper you shot in Oakland. Oh yes, the time has come, so don't be caught off guard when Ergot stumbles drunkenly into your town and flips all standby switches off. If you want peace and quite, GO TO THE FUCKING LIBRARY! But if you want your panties rocked off in less time than it takes to make a Hot Pocket than we're your men!