J U S T I N - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I am enjoying the care free lifestyle of a successful, rich and attractive young man. I have a nice new car and trendy clothing. I run 3 miles every other day and I go to the gym 6 days a week. Watch out because if you try to run from me I will catch you. I believe that fake tanning is for chicks who have low self esteem, or an unusually high sex-drive coupled with loose morals. I get my tan from working hard in the unforgiving sun of the hot summer. I like to relax by water wherever it may be and smoke the occasional cigar. Lake Tahoe is probably my favorite place to chill with my toes in the sand. That's about it.

My Interests

I enjoy hiking, the occasional short distance low speed jog by a creek, and building/breaking things. I really love fishing. I am also an avid shooting sports enthusiast. I can out-shoot any and everyone I know. Guaranteed. I usually prefer to be by the water. Particularly at my super secret lakeside retreat, which I only visit for my birthday. I also like lifted diesel 4x4's. I love being outdoors...Hiking,climbing,even the occasional canoe ride.

I'd like to meet:

Charles Bronson,Chuck Norris, Charelton Heston, and Various other action stars from the movies. Sure I'd like to meet a few scientists or other important people like Tony Little ( That crazy Guy from the Gazelle Infomercials). But they wouldn't appreciate me for my intellect.

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Music:

http://magic-cone.com/animation1.htmFrank Sinatra,Dean Martin,Tony Bennett,Tom Jones,Neil Diamond,Pearl Jam,Radiohead,Soul Asylum,Silverchair,The Who,The Cars,Bill Monroe,B-52's, Hooty and The BlowFish,Allison Krauss,Trent Tomlinson,Garth Brooks,Irish Rovers and Anyone who can bang out a mean tune on a Fiddle or a Banjo!

Movies:

I have starred in several home-made adult films. They can be purchased, just give me ten bucks and I'll mail you a copy. You must be 18. ( Must be 18 To buy one, Not to be in one.) I also love going to the movies. Especially when its snowing.

Television:

If you know me, you know I like the news. Heroes,24,Mac Guyver, and anything with Chuck Norris. Especially Walker Texas Ranger... I have been watching a lot of home shopping channel lately too.

Books:

I am quite the reader. Just read State of Fear by Michael Crichton and The Savage Nation by Michael Savage.I am now reading a book about someone I know,or at least related to someone I know. Its a "Non Fiction", though its full of misrepresentations and lies so far... Nothing I can recommend.

Heroes:

I am am man of many mysteries. That being said, I am my own hero.

My Blog

The Mustache Is Not Fake Dude

To address the "fake" mustache rumors going around on the internet...I have uploaded a quick video of the stache being verified by me.Watch it and u can see.In the words of the black lawyer guy on sei...
Posted by J U S T I N on Fri, 29 Aug 2008 12:25:00 PST

My thoughts on an upcoming job appraisal

Appraisals are where you get together with your team leader and agree what an outstanding member of the team you are, how much your contribution has been valued, what massive potential you have and, i...
Posted by J U S T I N on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 08:44:00 PST

My Huge Birthday Extravaganza

Just so we are all on the same page... No body fu*ks wit the Jesus!That being said all that wish to attend my VIP party on July 15, you must RSVP.There is a limited amount of expensive birthday ...
Posted by J U S T I N on Sat, 12 Jul 2008 02:25:00 PST

EXRTREME WILD BOAR HUNTING

There comes a time in every mans life when he reaches a level of understanding that only other men of his stature can comprehend. I have reached this level, and I will try to ...
Posted by J U S T I N on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 03:48:00 PST

I am extremely bored every night, and need an outlet for my creativity.

So it has become clear that dreams have no bearing on real life. Except when you dream that someone is breaking into your house, and you sleep next to a loa...
Posted by J U S T I N on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 09:10:00 PST

Incredible Weekly Quotes

Well, I have met with my closest advisors. They agree that a weekly quote section would be a great addition to my page. Mainly because it was my idea. I also want my friends and associates...
Posted by J U S T I N on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 09:21:00 PST

I dont even know what BLOG stands for...

Well, I was pressured into joing myspace and starting a blog. Feel free to say hi
Posted by J U S T I N on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 12:17:00 PST