I'm going to start a band called the procrastibators. That's a funny word. Just made that up.
I wear a 33" in length and no one makes Jeans that are 33 long, just 32 or 34. I'm floodwater or too baggy. Nothing fits. Shirts neither. I'm a small in the waist and chest and a large in the sleeve - now most of you assholes (pardon my french) out there think there's a simple solution.
The medium.
Thanks wanker - i'm aware of the medium but the medium's even worse than the small or large. At least with the small I get a well fitted torso - and with the large a great sleeve length.
With the medium i get a loose tent of material in the chest and sleeve that are still too short.
It's the worst of both worlds.
I usually go small - unless it's in the pants.
You can resize pants.
Speaking of resizing - there's a spray called sizing that is alot like starch but it's not the same thing. I'm curious now what the difference is.
My new roomate Bryant doesn't flush the toilet. Neither does Riley. It's annoying - cause I'm a sitter ya know. I'm a sit to pee guy - usually. Alot of men think it's a chick thing to do - to sit to pee - i disagree. I think it's the smart thing. I like to sit for most things ya know. Given the choice between sitting or standing for most things i'd take sitting - except for ovations. I'll stand for ovations. Not the same affect otherwise.
Butt back to the pissy water.
You see - when the water has been urinated in then you urinate in it, there's a splash which means you then have someone else's pee splashed on you which means you now have to take a shower - except that, in your annoyance you flushed the toilet so now you can't take a shower for 2 minutes unless you want to be scalded to death so you wait - and now your standing, wiping standing up, which would look hillarious to anyone who walked in on you.
"Dude, you should sit when you wipe," they'd say.
Now they want you to sit.
Bastards.
I eat too much of the same foods. Beef stew, Carrots, olives, pickles, hamburgers. Fried wings, fried chicken.
I'm allergic to poison ivy and poison people. I wonder if you still need to look both ways on a one way street.
I can do 30 push-ups. I can do 10 chin-ups. I can do 3 pullups.
I never understood why chinups were so much easier than pullups.
I love fruit rollups. I remember squeezits - and rainbow flavored Koolaid. I remember when Boo Berry was discontinued. I remember when it was brought back.
I remember when Frankenberry was discontinued.
I'm still waiting.
I think people should be able to say whatever they want as long as it's true. I believe in the Loch Ness Monster. I think the dryer eats people's socks.
I say alot of awkward things.
I secret believe i may be dislexic. I stopped wearing tube socks.
My third kiss was on the our class trip to Washington DC. It was with Wendy Galasga - she was a babe. We were watching Dirty Dancing and I told her I could kiss like Patrick Swayzee.
She told me to prove it.
I did.
We were sitting down.
This time, I splashed on myself.
