A NaUGhTy LiTTLe PoeM |
She whispered "will it hurt me?" "Of course not" answered he "It's a very simple process, You can rely on me."
She said "I'm very frightened, I've not had this before. My friend has had it five times...
Posted by Jee on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
ThE GIRLS PraYEr(^_^) |
Our Cash Which art on plastic Hallowed be thy name Thy Cartier watch Thy Prada bag In Myer As it is in David Jones Give us each day our Platinum Visa And forgive us our overdraft As we forgive those w...
Posted by Jee on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
ThE BOYS PraYeR(^_^) |
Our beer Which art in bottles Hallowed be thy sport Thy will be drunk I will be drunk At home as I am in the pub Give us each day our daily schooners And forgive us our spillage As we forgive those wh...
Posted by Jee on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
PeNNiES FrOm HEAveN |
Young Mary had a penny and the little girl was itchin'To tell her mum where it was from, she ran into the kitchen."Oh Mummy Mummy!" Mary cried "I've earned myself some money."Her mother took time from...
Posted by Jee on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
BeDTiMe praYer |
Now I lay me down to sleep,I pray for a gurl who's not a creep.One who's pretty, smart and strong.Who's not afraid to admit when she is wrongOne who thinks before she speaks.When she promises to...
Posted by Jee on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
wET DrEAM(^_^) |
Hot and wet ... I rediscover,The magic of my secret lover,Work day's problems in the past,Oh! How long can this pleasure last?Nipples erect ... mind soaring high,Hand lingering around my inner thigh,I...
Posted by Jee on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
FoRniCaTioN(^_^) |
SEX is a TRANSACTION,With emotional currency,You're either lucky or an arsehole,If you're getting it for free,Some are prepared to barter flesh,For company or affection,A house, a car, a family,Money ...
Posted by Jee on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
PerFeCt ParTneR(^_^) |
I've found the perfect partnerWe're in love, it's plain to seeI'm having sex with my cloneYes, I'm in love with ME!
We never, ever fight or shoutWe know just what we wantYes, we're into textual interc...
Posted by Jee on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
daNcE of LoVe (^_^) |
You put your right leg in, put your left leg outPut your long pink hairy dangly wobbly bit hereand shake it all aboutDo the Karma Sutra and turn me onThat's what it's all about
Do the Kama Sutra, Do t...
Posted by Jee on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
What is this thing called sex, Dad? |
"What is this thing called sex, Dad?"Quizzed, my curious ten year old lad.Soft music stopped, party-chatter froze,Menon jolted from his drunken doze,
The pudding hit Mrs.Thomas's chin,My boss's face b...
Posted by Jee on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
