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The balance of the household

So for Sunday's cook out, I cleaned. I swept, mopped, vacuumed and tidied the public areas, leaving only the three bedrooms alone. And the Once and Future Roommate's desk, but that's part of a treaty,...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 07:46:00 GMT

And how was your day?

So yesterday I typed up a blog, then was about to get ready for work. I hear a thud and the dogs go nuts. So, I walk downstairs at my mother's and look out the back door. It seemed really bright for a...
Posted by on Sat, 31 May 2008 09:03:00 GMT

I return from the far south....

My grandmother died two weeks ago. I was in Florida for a bit for the funeral.Yes, I'm coping. No, please, PLEASE don't tell me about your coping mechanisms or what you did when someone close to you p...
Posted by on Fri, 30 May 2008 08:42:00 GMT

Wow... that’s a bit... big.... No, no, it’s okay. I think I like it that way.

I gots me a new tattoo. I’m really liking Quad Cities. The artist took my idea, drew it, and it’s gorgeous. It’s also really, really big. Like whoa. It covers my upper back between m...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 22:59:00 GMT

I feel like I should be playing Fiona Apple right now....

I just watched Stardust. It's a pretty decent movie.Unfortunately, it makes me angry as all hell. Because I'm cynical and jaded.True Love? Doesn't exist. I love fairy tales, but I don't believe them. ...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 16:34:00 GMT

And so I return

Just... don't ask where I've been. Life has been crazy. Who would ever have thought I'd get one.So I want to ask you all a favor, and I'm lazy about calling people.My doctor has just prescribed me Yaz...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 13:53:00 GMT

You have no idea. Idiots.

One of my pet peeves lately has been this song. People seem to like it, and it annoys me. "Cupid's Chokehold" by the Gym Class Heroes.I love it when she calls my phoneShe even got her very own rington...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 07:55:00 GMT

What if your guts was a bowling ball?

There are new people around here lately, so I figure it's time to explain a few things. First off, I'm crazy. A friend has described me as a self-involved narcissist with antisocial personality tenden...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 08:27:00 GMT

mumblemumblemumble- a rebel without a pause

Right. Well. I guess this means I was exhausted. I slept for almost 12 hours, having fallen asleep with lights on, T.V. on and bathrobe on. None of these things ever happen. I can't sleep when it's no...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 11:08:00 GMT

Two cups of rice.... Brutal.

I'm bored. Very. I can't get ready for work this early, as I'm in Sycamore and would get cat hair all over me. I'm drinking my coffee, but it's not like that's very interesting, just neccessary. Metal...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 09:56:00 GMT