HOORAY FOR STALKERS!! |
Okay, this is how you know when you really made it! I am finally a notable person, since I have a stalker... Okay, he may be a creepy coke bottle eye glass wearing short middle aged freak of a human b...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Sep 2008 01:47:00 GMT |
A horrible tragedy... |
My grandmother, the woman who raised me and gave me my future has passed away this past Monday. Thankfully, she did not suffer. I am still in shock and extremely devastated. She was only 71. And the b...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 04:36:00 GMT |
EROTIC RUSSIAN FAIRY TALE of the Day (Vol 5.) |
Translated by your's truly! TICK & FLEAOnce, the Flea and the Tick started chatting:"Where are you going to sleep tonight?" Asks the Tick."In the woman's ass." Replies the Flea."And I am going to ...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 20:36:00 GMT |
EROTIC RUSSIAN FAIRY TALE of the Day (Vol. 4) |
Translated by your's truly! THE FARMER & THE DEVILThere once was a Farmer who one day planted turnips on his field, but when it came time to dig them up, the Farmer discovered that the roots were ...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 00:22:00 GMT |
EROTIC RUSSIAN FAIRY TALE of the Day (Vol. 3) |
Translated by your's truly! WASH THE ASS!Once upon a time, there lived a husband and wife. Sometimes, when the wife would serve lunch, her husband would immediately start beating hear and shout:"Wash ...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 13:06:00 GMT |
EROTIC RUSSIAN FAIRY TALE of the Day (Vol. 2) |
Translated by your's truly! A MOTHER IN LAW & HER STUPID SON IN LAWOnce upon a time, there lived a man and his wife and they had a daughter. When the time came, she found herself a groom who marri...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 14:20:00 GMT |
EROTIC RUSSIAN FAIRY TALE of the Day (Vol. 1) |
Translated by yours truly! CUNT & ASSOnce upon a time, Cunt and Ass started a big argument and their fight got so loud, even the Saints could hear it!"You bitch better be quiet!" Says Cunt. "...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 20:23:00 GMT |
I LOATHE LOATHE LOATHE LOATHE MY STEPBROTHER!!!! |
Roman has been REALLY pissing me off!!!!!!!!!!! Dear God, he just finished off three European gigantic deep-fried over-filled McDonalds pies, nevermind leaving one for me or my (not OUR, hozer!) dad t...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 11:56:00 GMT |
A New SCI-FI film.... "HELP! MY FATHER IS AN ASSHOLE!" |
Well, this has been the most DISAPPOINTING trip to Moscow EVER! If it weren't for my arranged meddling in the Russian film/t.v. business, I would have been on the first plane back to Denver!
What the ...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 06:44:00 GMT |
