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Z-A-Q

Nothing is lost if only remembered.

About Me



I like to say cookie. Its as simple as that. I also like my car ... I like having a good time. I like my fast as hell computer. I like being around people who laugh at stupid shit. I love people who always say stupid shit. Random = Beautiful. Serius = Get Real. I do indeed by Happy Meals and hoard the toys in the back of my car. I like when people try to tell a joke that wasnt even funny when they were there. Video games are fun and addicting and the devil. I think I could sit and watch Gilmore Girls for days for the simple fact of how damn fast they talk. I love music .... Emo / Wannabe Emo ( Cold Play) make me want to slit my wrists .... and then drink the blood. But rock rocks. And Socks sock .... ... My family is very important to me ... I love every last one of my wierd ass fam ... And it is VERY wierd. Im probably gunna live in Indianna and Ill miss all my family and my dumbass friends. I love laughing and my friends are very funny. I love when people laugh to the point of tears ... Thats the shit. I love Family Guy's MAyor ... He is my idol. I dont like people who are in to themselves, cuz guess what ... nobody else is. Those people suck. real bad they suck. I dont like movies with gay endings. I love dirt biking but its been a while. Ill try anything twice ... Midnight squirt gun fights and "Guitar Hero Darts" and Linedancing are where its at. Side Note: I LOOOOVE to play pool and cant afford my own table. I get along with my sister and people think its wierd. I dont care ... we've been through ALOT. I like paintball and ebay. I love awkward moments with fun people so much more than fun moments with awkward people. I love female singers with amazing voices like Evanescence or Leanne Rhymes lol ... I often sing along with them but you will NEVER get to hear me. I GOT A JOB. It sux and I hate it but I stay for the $ and ppl. If you dont know me, talk to me. If you do know me, keep talkin.
And uh, recently someone told me "Zack, I see your sarcastic funny side everyday, but I dont know who you really are." hmmm ... let me see. Well, if you're wondering what goes on in my head, this entire page is similar to a brief tour. Otherwise, heres a little chart of things you might not know.

Things Im Bad At :

  • Trusting People
  • Getting Things Done Early
  • Speaking My Mind
  • Speaking My Heart
  • Focusing For Long Periods of Time
  • Remembering ANYTHING

  • Things Im Good At :

  • Making People Laugh
  • Any Sport (Tennis - Hockey - Paintball)
  • Saving Money
  • Listening
  • Driving (Sun, Rain or Snow)
  • Finding New Music

  • Things That Make Me A Dork :

  • "A Whole New World" is on my MP3
  • I wear a retainer once a week
  • I am a Bus Boy ...
  • Two Words "Happy Meals"

  • Attracted to / Perfect Girl :

  • Black Hair
  • Amazing Eyes (Green/Blue)
  • Lower Back
  • Smile and/or Teeth
  • Personality ofc(Took 3 tries to spell)

  • Favorites :

  • Drink - Peach Propel
  • Gum - Trident Fire (Cimunum)
  • Name - Blake
  • Candy - Twix
  • Car - Firebird
  • Animal - Cheetah
  • Pet - Dog
  • Season - Spring (I love rain)
  • Color to Wear - Black
  • Color to Say - Magenta or Fuscia
  • Phrase - "Im Trying to Think"
  • Word - "Right?" Right ...
  • Hobby - Chipmunk Hunting
  • Cologne - Tag ( Midnight)
  • Movie - 300 BABY!@^!&#^&!!@!

  • Wierd Shit About Me :

  • Ive moved 11 times in my life.
  • Ive had 9 hamsters
  • Ive had an Incubus (not the band)
  • Ambridge ....

  • Ive Never :

  • Flown in an airplane.
  • Worn underwear outside my pants.
  • Failed a Class
  • Paid More than 20$ for shoes
  • Got / Thought about getting Piercing or Tatoo

  • Oh .. and Holy Crap, I want a sword ...

    I have the memory span of a ...

    QUOTEZ


    "Because that's what people do. They leap, and hope to God they can fly, because otherwise you just drop like a rock, wondering the whole way down, why in the *hell* did I jump?"
    Taproot - "For those of you without that special someone this Valentine's day, I offer up this quote: "Pray that your loneliness may spur you into finding something to live for, great enough to die for." -Dag Hammarskjold
    "Cop: We have guns...
    V: No, what you have are bullets, and the hope that when your guns are empty I'm no longer standing, because if I am you'll all be dead before you've reloaded."
    Artemus Gordon: She's a breath of fresh ass.
    Capt. James West: What did you just say?
    Artemus Gordon: Nothing.
    Capt. James West: You just said "ass."
    Artemus Gordon: No, I didn't. No, I said, "It's nice having her on board, she's a breast of fresh air."
    "The best part of having a bad day is knowing that tomorrow has no choice but to be better."
    "No, I'm not crazy and a lot of times people go "Oh that's crazy!" then they go "It's genious!". That's what happened to the person who invented fire, they burned that witch and guess what, then they got warm and they ate good stuff."
    "I don't know the key to success but the key to failure is trying to please everybody." -Bill Cosby

    My Interests



    Hippo GrindageStewy's Feelin It

    AW, Its a wittle Joey!



    I know what you're thinking and yes ... it DOES say "Do not piss on crispy flamingos."

    ....... Inturists ........
    ~ACTIVITERZ~

    -Paintball
    -hockey
    -football
    -volleyball
    -jumping jacks
    -seesaw
    -games ..
    ~MOVIES~
    -Gladiator
    -Matrix
    -Troy
    -LOTR
    -Saw I&II
    -Bruce Almighty
    -Ice Age
    -Waiting
    -Blade Trinity
    -Underworld
    -Wedding Crashers
    -Van Helsing
    -We Were Soldiers
    -Amittyville Horror
    -Night Before Christmas
    -Rat Race
    -Rush Hour 1 & 2
    -The Ringer
    -Underworld :EVO
    -40 Year Old Virgin (Omg...)
    -Alien Vs. Predator
    -Alien
    -Predator ...
    -Shanghai Noon
    -shanghai Knights
    -Baseketball
    -Hero
    -House of the Flying Dagz -

    ~GAMES~
    -Battlefield 2
    -Final Fantasy VII
    -Diablo 2
    -Splinter Cell
    -Halo
    -Mortal Kombat
    -Grand Theft Auto: San Adreas
    -Call of Duty
    -Zone of the Senders
    -Tenchu

    Muffins

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    I'd like to meet:




    Chewbacca
    Han Solo
    Santa
    Quagmire
    Peter
    Bryan
    Jennifer Aniston
    Kiera Knightley
    the smurfs
    an alien
    another alien
    maybe one more alien
    Charlize Theron
    my dog in human form
    Heinz Ward
    Avril Lavigne
    THE predator
    the Hulk
    Scooby
    Nick & T-dog
    Adam Sandler
    Chris Farley
    Fry
    Bender
    Shake
    Gimli
    Aragon
    Ryan Reynolds
    Jim Carey
    Cpt. Morgan
    Lt. Collonel Moore
    Maximus Aerilius
    Achilles
    Cpt. Hook
    Kong
    Diddy Kong
    Noob-Smoke
    Scorpion
    Mario
    Bowzer
    Sonic
    Shadow
    Megaman
    Subzero
    Grograman
    Grim
    Crocodile Dundee
    Mr, Hankee
    Shazam
    Chevy Chase
    Kermit
    Lambchop
    Snarf
    Snarfer
    Panthro
    Lion-O
    He-Man
    Zeek (Zoids)
    Helen of Troy
    Bob (Enzyte)
    Stephen Segall
    Jet Lee
    Jackie Chan
    Cookie Monster
    Dane Cook
    Baby Bop
    Raiden
    Mario Lemiux
    Pocahantis
    Sitting Bull
    Dances with Wolves
    Chief Powahatan
    Sacajawea
    an Indian
    Sephiroth
    Cloud
    Diablo
    the letter 8
    the Number M
    Robin Hood
    Daredevil
    Henrietta Pussycat
    Elektra
    Carmen Electra
    Storm, Wolverine
    Rouge
    Gambit
    Dracula
    Blade
    Victoria & her Secret
    Frankenstein
    Willy Wonka
    Julian Mcgrath( Big Daddy)
    Chuckie (Not the blood thirsty one ... Rugrats) Tommy (not the over weight comedian ... rugrats)
    Bob Barker
    Jay Leno
    Pat Sajak
    Vanna White
    Jason Bourne
    Mighty Joe Young
    Rick James
    Seether
    Chick From Daredevil
    Chick from Underworld
    Chick from Pirates of the Carribean
    Chick from Wedding Crashers
    Chick from Blade Trinity
    Chick named "Your Mom" (DIS)
    Jerry Springer
    an Elf (midgits dont count)
    Jonathon Hershey
    Arnold Poindexter
    Harold Wormser
    Booger Dawson
    Mary Jane
    Chicken Little
    Stuart Little
    Troy Polamalu
    Ben roethlisberger
    Optimus Prime
    Darth Maul
    Darth Vader
    Sam Fisher
    Big Bird
    William Wallace
    Walmarts Smileyface
    Geoffrey the Giraffe
    Oscar Meyer
    The Rock
    AND ANY IDIOT WHO READ THIS LIST TO THE END.

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    Music:





    3 Doors Down
    10 Years
    12 Stones
    30 Seconds to Mars
    AFI
    A Staggering Genius
    Alien Ant Farm
    All American Rejects
    Alkonost
    Alvin & the Chipmunks
    Angels & Airwaves
    Anna Nalick
    Anti-Flag
    Aqua
    Atreyu
    Audioslave
    Avril Lavigne
    Avenged Sevenfold
    Anti-Flag
    Audislave
    Beach Boys (Old School)
    Beastie Boys
    Beck Epro
    Black eyed Peas (The Old)
    Black Sabbath
    Blake Shelton
    Blink182
    BloodHound Gang
    Blue October
    Blue Man Group
    Bon Jovi
    Boston
    Bravery, The
    Breaking Benjamin
    Buckwheat Boys
    Bullet For My Valentine
    Catch 22
    Chevelle
    Chumbawamba (lol Val)
    Coheed and Cambria
    Counting Crows
    Cradle of Filth
    Crazy Frog, Teh
    Creed
    Crossfade
    Crystal Method
    Daft Punk
    Darude
    Death Cab For Cutie
    Deep Purple
    Delerium
    Demon Hunter
    Depswa
    DHT
    Disturbed
    Dropkick Murphys
    Drowning Pool
    Eifel 65
    Elven King
    Emerson Drive
    Evanescence
    Evans Blue
    Faith Hill
    Fall Out Boy
    Finger Eleven
    Flogging Molly
    Fly Leaf
    Fuel
    Fort Minor
    Fountains of Wayne
    From Autumn to Ashes
    Garf Brooks (Happy Brian? lol)
    Godsmack
    Good Charlotte
    Gorillaz
    Guns N Roses
    Hawthorne Heights
    H.I.M.
    Hinder
    Hit the Lights
    Hoobastank
    Ima Robot
    Incubus
    Institute
    James Taylor
    Jet
    Jimmy Buffet
    Jimmy Eat World
    Journey
    Kellis
    Kelly Clarkson
    Killers
    Korn
    Kyuss
    Leann Rhymes
    Led Zeplin
    Lost Prophets
    L1NK1N Park
    Live
    Mars Volta
    Meatloaf (No Joke)
    M3T@LL1C@
    Mighty Mighty Bosstones
    Modest Mouse
    MudVayne
    Motley Crue
    Muse
    My Chemical Romance
    New Found Glory
    Nine Inch Nails
    Nickleback
    Offspring
    Ok Go
    Orbital
    Outkast
    Ozzy
    Panic! At The Disco
    Papa Roach
    Pendulum
    Perfect Circle
    Pink Floyd
    Plus 44
    Powerman 5000
    Prodigy
    Prom Kings
    Puddle of Mudd
    PussyCat Dolls
    Queen
    Queens of the Stone Age
    Rahzel
    Rammstein
    Red Hot Chilli Peppers
    Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
    Rednex
    Relient K
    Rise Against
    Rob Zombie
    Rolling Stones
    Saliva
    Salt N Pepa
    Savage Garden
    Scary Kids Scarying Kids
    Shinedown
    Shania Twain
    Seether
    Sex Pistols
    Silverstein
    Silverchair
    Smile EMpty SOul
    Social Distortion
    Staind
    Static X
    Story of the Year
    Sum41
    Switchfoot
    Taking Back Sunday
    The All American Rejects
    The Bravery
    The Ceasers
    The Juliana Theory
    Third Eye Blind
    Thornley
    Three Days Grace
    Thrice
    TLC
    Tomoyasu Hotei
    Trance Control
    Trapt
    Traxamillion
    Trivium
    Trust Company
    Uncle Kracker
    White Stripes
    Yellowcard
    Yes

    TOP TEN BANDS +1:
    1) Breaking Benjamin
    2) Three Days Grace
    3) Rise Against
    4) Depswa
    5) Trust Company
    6) 30 Seconds Mars
    7) The Muse
    8) Bullet For my Valentine
    9) Senses Fail
    10) Linkin Park
    +1) The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus



    TOP TEN SONGS +1:
    1) Diary of Jane (Breaking Benjamin)
    2) Breath (Breaking Benjamin)
    3) Animal I have Become (3 Days Grace)
    4) From The Inside (Depswa)
    5) Blood to Bleed (Rise Against)
    6) Tears Dont Fall (Bullet For My ..)
    7) Lips of an Angel (Hinder NOT JACK INGRAM)
    8) Paint the Town Red (Ima Robot)
    9) There They Go (Fort Minor)
    10) Coming Undone (Korn)
    +1) Unholy Confessions (Avenged Sevenfold)



    Top Five "ZacK" Songs:

    1)TOMOYASU HOTEI -Battle Without Honour
    2) Carolina in my Mind - James Taylor
    3) Shipping Up To Boston - Dropkick Murphys
    4) Behind These Hazel Eyes - Kelly Clarkson
    5) No Sleep Till Brooklyn - Beastie Boys
    +1) Hey Ya - Outkast



    Movies:



    Click here to watch 'Holy Beer Fridge'

    Click here to watch 'GrooveThang Bud Light'

    Click here to watch 'A Bunch of Retards'

    Click here to watch 'MINE BF2'

    Click here to watch 'Pie Wif Chips 4 FREE'

    And as for real movies ...

    Television:

    Okay ... Futurama and Family Guy are ELITE. Zoids is the coolest cartoons ever made. Fosters Home is another awesome cartoon cuz Bloo kicks ass. MTV is so gay now ... I feel bad for it. Bunch of half naked black chiqs (not in the least bit appealing) and awful "Real World" or "Gauntlet" ... those are beyond words bad ... I like spike tv , CSI
    and The Shield and Xtreme Boxing are very cool and manly .. lol . OMG I forgot Robot Chicken ... that used to be so lame but now I CANNOT stop laughing .... Very funny show. RANDOM!!! Disney is gay ... That is NOT so Raven ... Nickolodeon used to be cool till they fired Spongebob. and the worst of all are those damn Gilmore Girls ... they are gunna take over the world ... all they would have to do is pair up with those damn infomertials and its all over ... I hear how fast the mom and daughter talk to each other and I just cant pry myself away ... b4 i know it, an hours past and I'm finally freed from their trance! Mark my words ... we must stop LORILY!

    Books:



    Sorry I can't hear you over the radio. No I am not turning it down, I love this song. Either speak up or just leave me alone.

    Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay just so atleast one of us does.

    "Aren't you the guy from the village people"

    Awesome! That's luck for ya. The last officer only gave me a warning, too ...

    I bet I could grab that gun before you finish writing my ticket.

    I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

    "Bad Cop! No Donut!"

    Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

    Heroes:

    Heroes
    - He-man
    - Clark Kent
    - Lion-O
    - Snarf (brave old buddy)
    - Godzzilla
    - Papa Smurf...u sick perverts i know exactly what you just hummed in ur head...no! you may not lick my hind side
    - Hamtaro
    - SpongeBob & Patrick as Aquaman and Barnicle Boy
    - The Green Lantern
    - Peter Griffon..no joke.he is a hero becuz he shows us how "not" to be
    - Dane Cook---see that dude right there...yea thats the KINGFRIGGIN KING of comedy...if you dont think Dane Cook is funny...you have no soul... Welcome to Thunderdome BITCH!!!

    My Blog

    Fav Place on Oith (Earth)

    Okay, so I'ze just thinkin ... Man I need a new coat ... The one Ive been wearin wreaks of Smokey Bones nasty BBQ ribs and has atleast three diseases not known to scientists so I bought a new one for ...
    Posted by Zack With An "i" on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 02:08:00 PST

    Let a sleeping dog lie

    Laik: Zack.Laik: Zack!Laik: Zack! You gotta see this!Me: What the hell?              *Turns from the comp to see Laik with a tweety slip...
    Posted by Zack With An "i" on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 09:42:00 PST

    Yummy but unedible

    Laik: OMG! Zack come down here!     *I go downstairs* Laik: Watch this. *Feeds my dog something small, round, and white* ...  ... ... Me: What was that? Laik: ... Da...
    Posted by Zack With An "i" on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 09:18:00 PST

    Stealin Tassles ....

     Well gather round kiddies, to hear of the tale ... When in JcPenny's, Zack was bored as hell ... He said to his sister "Hey look at these!" ... And pointed to some tassles, that swung in the bre...
    Posted by Zack With An "i" on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 03:46:00 PST

    ARRRRGH

    There is one very important thing that I've learned by living here at my dads. Its somewhat of a "life lesson" if you will. Ive learned that in order to honestly have a close relationship wi...
    Posted by Zack With An "i" on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 10:22:00 PST

    LMFAO LIONO

    Scene: Vicky's looking for a pet with her father in an animal shelter. Vicky: Father I want this one. Father: What is that? Liono (Trapped in a cage): I am Liono. I somehow slipped into a time vortex ...
    Posted by Zack With An "i" on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 09:13:00 PST

    Feelin Bettr

    Much better .... got some left over pizza in me and I dont feel so pissed off .... been a bad weekend ... the step moms a bitch but what else is new        &nbs...
    Posted by Zack With An "i" on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 07:01:00 PST

    Wutz a pistol?

                          Splinter Cell Game         &n bsp;&...
    Posted by Zack With An "i" on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 09:46:00 PST