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K~Dub

FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!

About Me

Favorite Quotes: "All I need are some tastey waves, a cool buz, and I'm fine!" - Jeff Spicoli ~ "Hang out with your wang out, Rock out with you cock out! Wang Chung!!!!" ~ "WWDD, What Would Dylan Do?" - Me ~ "You must be this tall to ride the Quagmire. Giggity Giggity Giggity!" - Quagmire
Favorite Job: Toss up between Surf Rescue Technician and Fire Fighter.
We are known everywhere.
Yeah, It's like that!!!!
Favorite Past Times: Love going out to the bars, surfing and just having a good time.
Heritage: 50% Greek, 25% German, 25% Polish = 100% Alcoholic
Weaknesses: Drunk smiling! Oh, and as Papa Roach sings, "And My weakness is that i care too much!"
What I miss about the beach: Those crazy summer nights partying it up, Walking everywhere barefoot, Surfing after work, Unit 10's classic quotes, Seeing Mr. Greengenes every monday night at the "Paddunkadock", Kris10 & the Noise, Seacrets VIP GOLD CARD, Livin' with my best buds, the Diss Game, "flip flops, tshirt, big sunglasses, & flashy belt buckles", S.O.S at the satellite, calling the beach my office, getting paid to chill in the sun with your best buds.
My Home!!!!

My Interests

Surfing, Drinking, Bar Crawls, Playing Guitar, Art. Basically, just like to have fun.
Some of my art work.

Human Figure Drawing Final (24" x 36")
"Surfer's Shangri-La"
Printmaking Final (3 wooden block print)
"Surfs Up!"

Music:

Kristen and the Noise, Mr Greengenes, Pink Floyd, Lisa Loeb, Plunge, Motley Crue, Posion, Def Leppard, Bon Jovi, The Scorpions, Green Day, GNR, KIX, Bob Marley, Jack Johnson, Beach Boys, Elvis Presley, Weezer, Skid Row, Tom Jones, Fall Out Boy, Tom Petty, Darryl Hall and John Oates, The Cure, Depeche Mode, Quiet Riot, Slaughter, Duran Duran, The Killers, The All-American Rejects, Tears for Fears, Anything 80's, oh and... Pat Dement, haha.

Movies:

Backdraft, Ladder 49, Talladega Nights, Wedding Crashers, Say Anything, Rockstar, North Shore, Endless Summer, Big Wednesday, Zoolander, Napolean Dynamite, Back to School, Scarface, The Godfather, Fight Club, The Matrix Trilogy, Not Another Teen Movie, Varsity Blues, Night at the Roxburry, Indiana Jones, James Bond, Star Wars, Dazed and Confused, Horror / Slasher Flicks, Superhero Movies, Super Fuzz, Goonies, Monster Squad, Footloose, Top Gun, Brat Pack Movies... Just to name a few!
UNLEASH MAGNUM!!!!!

Television:

Rescue Me, Family Guy, South Park, 24, Simpsons, Seinfeld, Miami Ink, Miami Vice, Thundercats, MOTU, Superfriends, Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law, Smallville, VH1 Classic (for the 80s), MXC, Everybody Loves Raymond, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, History Channel, Jeopardy, Baywatch, just to name a few.

Books:

What is this, What is this? A school for ants? How do you expect the children to read if they can't fit through the door?

Heroes:

SUPERMAN, he's super! Oh, and Alcohol. I mean, I'm sure it saved your life once or twice. Elvis, cause anyone that can die on the crapper is alright with me!!! Jason, the Red Ranger. Tommy had nothing on him....It's Morphin' Time!!! Rodney Dangerfield was the shit as well.

And Dylan McKay, I mean he was pretty bad ass!
WWDD

What Would Dylan Do?

My Blog

Fuck Verizon!!!!

Ok, so here is my pet peeve. How the fuck do you go from a tops of $60 phone bill to $177. Oh let me take a guess, cause of incompetent fuckin gsales people that's what. I will give you some advice an...
Posted by K~Dub on Wed, 10 May 2006 06:56:00 PST

You Know Your A MYSPACE Whore When.....

I was driving in my car coming back from lunch, when I realized I was a Myspace whore. Some may call it a Myspace Celebrity, but we all truly know Celebrity is just a nice way of saying your a whore. ...
Posted by K~Dub on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 12:07:00 PST

ODE TO BEING DRUNK AT WORK

Wow, what a feeling. The best thing about working while your drunk, TIME ACTUALLY FLIES BY. I'm so suprised that it is almost lunch time. Anyway, below I will print the K-Dub's Survival Guide To&...
Posted by K~Dub on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 08:11:00 PST

Wedding Crashers' Rulebook

Rule #1 - Never leave a fellow Crasher behind. Crashers take care of their own. Rule #2 - Never use your real name. Rule #3 - When crashing an Indian wedding, identify yourself as a well-known immi...
Posted by K~Dub on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 02:36:00 PST