I slaughter cows.
I have a birthmark on my knee, and possibly one on my butt.
Occupation:Florist. Meaning I've seen the cutest of the cute. So it might take a lot to surprise me.
I'll pay you ten bucks to clean my room.
It's all about late nights && city lights.
I usually get exactly what I want. I guess I just want it bad enough.
I could count the # of people I trust on one hand.
Sometimes I mistake Route signs for speed limit signs.
When I find a penny, I don't ever pick it up. I leave it for someone else to find so they can have the good luck.
Everytime I leave or come to the house, I check the mail box (even on Sundays) Just a habit.
I wish I had a middle name.
I'm not as adorable as you might think.
take a chance you stupid hoe
If you're a boy, I might end up stealing some piece of clothing of yours, and sew it too small for you to ever wear again. So if "I like your shirt", you might want to hide it or get your juice on it or something.
I can't wink with both eyes or burp, as hard as i try.
I have a dimple when I smile (just one..)
I want to blow up a Jump'n'Fun in my bedroom && Invite all my friends.
I can probably eat more than you.
I'm loyal to my soil. European pride.
I'll know you're Mister Right when you sing me my favorite love song (which you probably won't guess).
You can tell me I have too much clothes when my closet breaks && i still won't believe you.
animal liberation
"this time it feels for real"
thats what you'll tell yourself
thats what you'll say tomorrow
when you're out with
someone else
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idontcareaboutyourband.