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Robert

Pimpin' aint easy but its necessary.

About Me

aToni made this whole page for me, so woooo!!! Well see, here, I like big butts and I cannot lie. Me and Adrian are starting the "Badunkadunk Club." So those of you who feel you have enough junk in your trunk, we are accepting applications.

My Interests

Playin' the geetar. Makin phat hiphop beats. I hate Turlock. What a piece of shit place this is, and I really don't like most of you that are reading this right now. I'm good with my hands, tell me when your birthday is and I'll make you something tight.lalalalala

I'd like to meet:

Hmm who would I like to meet...An asian model.Gandhi.William Shatner.Streetlight Manifesto.Big booty hoes. hahaha

Music:

Do the words "Like a rhinestone cowboy" mean anything to you?...I hope not, cause that song sucked.Anything and everything, ranging from OI! to world indian jazz fusion. You can learn something from every genre.

Movies:

Nosferatu, Snatch, Fight Club, Donni Brasco, Junk In The Trunk 17, Face Off, the Tarantino movies, the Burton movies, the Romero movies, the Scorsese movies.

Television:

Married With Childrenlife.

Books:

Anything touched by Hunter S. Thompson (RIP!).

Heroes:

Janiva. Al Bundy. Trent Reznor. William Shatner. Wayne Newton. Corpsegrinder. Lord Worm and Jesus I'd have to say.

Leith. Easily one of my favourite girls in the whole world

She's my pumpkin and i love her mucho

Janiva MARTINEZ: it's our odd house by the sideways ocean Janiva MARTINEZ: :) me and janiva and melissa are moving in together

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Morrissey

Delano (streetlight manifesto trumpeteeeeeer)

OMFG. Yeah, that's just me chillin with my pal Tomas Kalnoky the singer/guitarist of Streetlight Manifesto.

no need for explanation.

Elisha Cuthbert omfg

My Blog

Streetlight Manifesto/ The Aquabats!!!!!!!!!!!!

-->StartFragment -->So let me start off by saying HOLY FUCK was the Streetlight Manifesto/No Trigger/Aquabats show amazing. It was everything I imagined and so much more. 4 hours of nonstop skanking/...
Posted by Robert on Thu, 18 May 2006 05:07:00 PST

come sail away with meeeeeeeeeee

mmmmm so how is everybody doing today? fantastic i hope. so i just got back from a 5 day cruise. monday we were on the ship the whole day, tuesday we went to Catalina, wednesday we went to Ensenada Me...
Posted by Robert on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 11:14:00 PST

Nigga' Please.

Sooo you can all thank Tone-dawg for making this thing, she=. I doubt I'll use it much at all, but whatev.   Keep it 'ill yo. -Robert...
Posted by Robert on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 05:01:00 PST