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About Me

Why hello there every body my name is Shealita Baby and I'm here to tell you about Jesus and his magically ways..Jesus is my lord and savior..can I get an Amen?!..I just love that there Jesus he makes me feel soo good..He makes the difference in me. I tell you one thing tho, God dont like them homosexicals...its not that God is mean or hate filled, its just the fact that gays are bad and Leviticus Chapter 20 verse 13. "If a man lies with another man as he lies with a woman, both of them have commited an abomination. They shall surely be put to death. Their blood shall be upon them." Can I get a praise Jesus?! Halleluah Amen!..I dont understand why everyone is giving George Bush a hard time, hes being a good president. keeping the terrorists out of america and in a hole 6 feet under, hes just doing the good Lords work...he is a messenger of God.
A little bit more about me, I am the Church Lady of the World. I have performed and spread my special loving message in all the great gay bars/clubs in Albany, The Hudson Valley(Poughkeepsie, New Paltz, Rhinebeck, Woodstock, Kingston, Middletown, and Highland), and New York City(Brooklyn and Manahattan). I was Nominated Best Comedy Performer in NYC at the 2007 Glammy Awards, appeared on Howard Stern TV for the Howard Stern Stupid Bowl 2007. Appeared in HX, NEXT, DNA Magazine, INsideOut Magazine, Gazelland Magazine, Paper Magazine, The Village Voice, and a few others. My brand of comedy and satire ,which is a satorical parody of the extreme religious right fundamentalists such as Shirley Phelps and Jerry Falwell, have been talked about, hated and loved all over.
For Booking information I can be Reached at [email protected] and on AIM my screename is ShealitaBaby .
I also hate them Democrats for they are what is wrong with America, The Democrats are a bunch of Cowards thats are all about jumping on bandwagons and never thinking for themselves, The American public and youth have been swindled by the likes of Michael Moore and Barack Obama by misleading and unfactual information. History is being ReWritten to manipulate and contaminate the minds of tomorrows youth.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Our Lord and Savior, as well as Maury Povich cause he has such lovely afternoon stories
I will say that i am very fond of the woman Shirley Phelps, she is a beautiful woman who speaks the truthhere is one of her demonstrations

My Blog

Religulous The Amazing Documentary

This is for the Smart Kids in the Class Room, You know me as a very spot on satorical parody of a crazy stubborn bigotted religious fanatic person. I just watched the movie Religulous and to be honest...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Feb 2009 19:01:00 GMT

I rebuke THERAPY THURSDAYS!!

I had recently found out that one night at a sordid trashy sin riddled faggot Establishment known as WaterWorks was hosting the 2nd Annual Peoples Choice awards for the wildly raved weekly traveling c...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Jan 2009 11:25:00 GMT

What the Bible stands for!

This is what the Bible says about being Gay:"You shall not lie with a male as one lies with a female; it is an abomination." - Leviticus 18:22"If there is a man who lies with a male as those who lie w...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Dec 2008 23:57:00 GMT

The Clock is ticking

The Hour is upon us my Friends. November 4th is coming up and we must vote in McCain/Palin into office. If we allow this swindling piece of shit Osama and that old Faggot Joe Bidden into office t...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 07:01:00 GMT

Gay Adoption is just another Gay Agenda of Evil!

Homosexuals do not have the ability to love, nor the capability or mentality to ethically and morally raise a child/ bring a child into our world. These queers think that just because black people and...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Sep 2008 23:33:00 GMT

How Dare You question McCain and Pallin

All of you Liberal Piece of Shit Faggots who are trying to destroy Amerrica have no right to viciously attack and slander the good name of Sarah Pallin. She is a good woman with the intellegence and s...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 15:31:00 GMT