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Porkchop Sandwiches

Man who keeps hand in pocket, feels cocky all day.

About Me

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Weight: 185
Piercings: 2
Tatoos: 2
Overused Phraze: WTF?!?
FAVORITES
Food: Steak
Candy: don't eat much candy
Number: 654489121654984
Color: Black
Animal: my old dog Biscuit
Drink: Mountain Dew
Alcohol Drink: Bud Lite
Bagel: F*ck Bagels
Letter: 9
Body Part on Opposite sex: Ass and Eyes
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Crown and Coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Taco Bell
Strawberry or Watermelon: Watermelon
Hot tea or Ice tea: Hot tea is dumb
Chocolate or Vanilla Chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Chocolate Milk
Kiss or Hug: depends
Dog or Cat: Dog, cats are evil
Rap or Punk: Neither
Summer or Winter: Summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny
Love or Money: Love
YOUR...
Bedtime: whenever I fall asleep
Most Missed Memory: My father, I miss ya dad! R.I.P.
Best phyiscal feature: elbows
First Thought Waking Up: work sux
Goal for this year: buy a house
Best Friends: I have several
Weakness: bud light
Fears: no more bud light
Heritage: not sure
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: alot
Ever Smoked: tried it, it sucked, never again
Pot: did it
Ever been Drunk: many many times
Ever been beaten up: yea right
Ever beaten someone up: yea right
Ever Skinny Dipped: yea
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Green
Favorite Hair Color: Brunette
Short or Long: long
Height: 5'0 - 5'7"
Style: clean
Looks or Personality: personality, but she can't look like a horse's ass
Hot or Cute dumb question
Drugs and Alcohol: alcohol
Muscular or Really Skinny: fit
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: 0
What country do you want to Visit: any one with awesome beaches
How do you want to Die: naked in a dumpster
Been to the Mall Lately: unfortunately
Do you like Thunderstorms: I sleep hella better
Get along with your Parents: most of the time
Health Freak: doubt it
Do you think your Attractive: sure do
Believe in Yourself: if i didn't life would suck
Want to go to College: been
Do you Smoke: already answered this one
Do you Drink: more than I should
Shower Daily: every freakin day
Been in Love: yea
Do you Sing: nah
Want to get Married: one day
Do you want Children: one day
Have your future kids names planned out: WTF? stupid question
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: well........that's been taken care of already
Hate anyone: stupid mofos, and people who can't drive
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Your Summer Ride is a Jeep
For you, summer is all about having no responsibilities.
You prefer to hang with old friends - and make some new ones. What's Your Summer Ride?Take the quiz:
What Kind Of Weapon Are you?

Gun
You're the gun! Quite traditional actually. You've been used to kill more human beings throughout time than any other weapon. What an honor for a weapon. Truly an honor. You're loved by militaries, hunters, police, the mafia and psychos everywhere! You're the universal weapon. You can be used for assassinations, threats, war, hunting, brutal murder and torture! You're stylish, people use you constantly in high-priced movies such as The Matrix, Equilibrium, The Pretender, etc. etc. You're bad. Very, very bad. But attractive, no doubt.
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My Interests


You Are Corona
You don't drink for the love of beer. You drink to get drunk.
You prefer a very light, very smooth beer. A beer that's hardly a beer at all.
And while you make not like the taste of beer, you like the feeling of being drunk.
You drink early and often. Sometimes with friends. Sometimes alone. All the party needs is you! What's Your Beer Personality?

I'd like to meet:



Which Jackass Guy Are You?

Johnny Knoxville Stunts: fake erections, public farting, carrying around a dead alligator, breaking a coffin, sticking hand up cow's butt, and getting things shot at balls

Music:


Alice In Chains, Metallica, Pantera, Staind, Tool, Slipknot, and there are many others I just don't feel like typing them in.
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Movies:

300, Pulp Fiction, Snatch, Rounders, Dumb and Dumber, American History X, Old School, Friday, Blow, The Lost Boys, Interview with the Vampire, We Were Soldiers, Seven, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Scarface, Godfather I, II, & III, Zoolander...etc. etc.

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Heroes:

Your results:
You are The Flash The Flash 90% Green Lantern 80% Supergirl 67% Superman 60% Robin 57% Wonder Woman 52% Spider-Man 45% Batman 45% Catwoman 35% Hulk 25% Iron Man 0% Fast, athletic and flirtatious.
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