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Alan

About Me

I guess I'm just a wallet in the back pocket type of guy.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

fellow beer, chocolate, life aficionados and adas.

My Blog

Another GTA3 Dream (aka "Bruce Bucks")

I was walking around town, and I saw tat people were driving OCTA buses, and they looked crazy, cause it was made from these things and was kind of coming apart (it was made of some sort of building b...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 10:34:00 GMT

crucifix ditto

This is some hardcore whacked spam I got in my school email, from a "Polly Monroe": prophesy, selfishness exclaim, landlocked in ow pissed as cross-country but questionable, the orthodoxy of grid con...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 15:39:00 GMT

Jose's Gothic Mansion

I forget what had happened beforehand, but I ended up at Jose's gothic mansion.  It was only the butler and I was commenting on how badass the place looked when all the lights went out and the bu...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 08:47:00 GMT

?-Eye

Someday, I should go into a coffee shoppe and be like: Yeah, I'd like a cup of decaf............ ..........with a shot of espresso.
Posted by on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 14:28:00 GMT

they've Covered up the "drugs"...think it's too dirty.

I don't think Sav-On sells shoe laces.  That's bullshit.  It should be by the Dr. Scholl's&shoe stuff.  It must be part of the new global economy  to get shoe laces, you gotta buy the ...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 22:51:00 GMT

New Card...No Memory

There was some chase of us against (somehow bad) police.  We were scrambling through bags of guns, but they were getting close to our big vehicle thingy....whatever it was.  Something about ...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 10:35:00 GMT

The Next Vice City

It was a sequel to the Grand Theft Auto series, this one utterly huge, and the ladies of the night had their own bungalows (or were they cargo containers).  Something about a motorcycle zipping t...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 12:29:00 GMT

Perhaps, The Blankets WERE Stairs

I was following a musical around a college campus (like I was watching a msucial/movie and became part of it, without singing)...can't remember what the hell it was about, but it reminded me of Grease...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 12:28:00 GMT

The Cactus-Christmas Tree

I was showing some immigrants from Iran around (was it NYC?) and there was some discussion about sovereignty...I dunno, something Beitz-y.  Then I was trying to explian the giant cactus-X-mas tre...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 10:12:00 GMT

This was the setup:

This was the setup:     A high-ranking official was assasinated in the restaurant.  I failed to save him.  It happened again the next day.  This time (the third and last ...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Nov 2005 11:23:00 GMT