Hello. I'm Sniz. That's all the necessary information out of the way.
"It's like that philosophical question: If a tree falls in the forest, and I'm not there, and it makes a sound, but I don't hear it, but someone records it and plays it back to me at a dinner party, does that mean I'm still in the forest? And if I am, then why can't I just take a piss in the garden rather than queuing for the toilet? And that's if the toilet even exists, I've been trying to use it all fucking night. I'm starting to doubt the existence of the toilet quite frankly at this stage of the proceedings. Get a portaloo is what I'm saying. If you're going to have a party of that size, get a portaloo. 'Cause I don't want to spend my entire fucking evening in the corridor. And if philosophy can solve those questions, then it's worth it. But thus far it can't. So I'm fucking busting, and what's Plato doing about it? Nothing."
100-Question Survey:
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1. Do you like your name? I guess
2. Have you ever wished to be your opposite sex? YEAH. That'd be fun, I bet.
3. If you were to have children, what would you name them? Haratio Sans and Oreo. Or Bruce
4. Do you even like kids? I dunno. Some are really shitty. Others are cool.
5. What time do you usually go to sleep on a weekday? On a weekend? Weekday, 12.30, weekend, around 2 I'd say.
6. What's your favorite word? My word of the day is pernickity
7. Have you ever tYpED lYk dIs at some point in your life? nO i HaVeN't. Oh, I guess I just did. DAMN.
8. What's your dream career? ROCKSTARRRRR.
9. If you could be any other race, what would you be? Uh.... Sloth.
10. What are you listening to right now? Gravity's Rainbow - Klaxons
11. Grab any book by you, turn to page 69 and type out the last full sentence here: "For an illustration of some layer-mode effects, see Figure 3-1 in the colour section." Eh, yeah it's a photoshop manual
12. Do you like country music? Rap? Why are those two always put in the same question? No, I don't really like either of them.
13. How would you like to die? Get shot in the heart. By a sniper!!
14. Do you like taking pictures (not necessarily of yourself)? Sure
15. Do you use ":]" a lot? No I don't think I've ever used it.
16. Are your neighbors annoying? Not really.
17. Ice cream or popsicles? Depends. Prob ice cream
18. What was the last thing you drank? Coffeeeee
19. The last time you left your house? Where did you go? 8.30 for skewl
20. Are you loving life? Not especially.
21. Do you like the way you write? I did until last year when it got all shite and messy
22. What's your favorite animal? Something from the cat family, pick one at random cos they're all the same, really.
23. How many times have you used the restroom today? About 6?
24. Are you hungry right now? No, I feel kinda sick actually.
25. Turn on your TV (unless it's already on). What's playing? I don't have a tv beside me. That's too much effort.
26. Do you like video games? Yeah, but I never play anymore :(
27. What's your favorite Pokemon? Bulbasaur
28. What was the last thing you watched on YouTube? The Miss Teen Carolina 911 phone call
29. Are you cool with bugs? Not if it's like an earwig, or something that can cause you harm.
30. Do you like Halloween? YARR.
31. What do you want for your birthday/Christmas? A Mitch Hedberg cd/dvd and POTC3 on DVD. And MONEY.
32. Have you ever fasted? Yes, I think so.
33. What's going on tomorrow? Skewl? And town and stuff
34. Are you doing well in school? HAHAHAHA.
35. Do you have online friends? Sure. Not at all as many these days.
36. Do you think you're popular? Obviously.
37. How much money's in your wallet? About €50, but it's for books and shizz and some of it isn't even mine.
38. When was the last time you laughed really hard? Um.... Oh. Uh...I dunno??
39. What's on the cover of your science binder? I don't have one?
40. Do you believe there's such thing as an non-racist person? Well, I don't believe that people don't see people as black or white or whatever. But I believe that there are people who don't judge them differently because of it.
41. Do you pass on chain letters? NO.
42. What do you do for fun at home? Have sexy parties.
43. Can you wiggle your ears? Maybe? I dunno. I can't actually SEE my ears, like.
44. Why did the chicken cross the road? Was that the first dr joke ever, like?
45. Do you like your voice? OMG NO.
46. Are you good at receiving/giving compliments? OMG NO. I think I'm getting better at it though.
47. Have you ever won a contest? I don't think so.
48. What are you using for your messenger avatar/icon? A picture of me and a robot.
49. Can you imitate something/someone well? I dunno.
50. What's your favorite amusement park? Fundoran, cos I always think it's so cheap.
51. Do you have any REAL autographs (not the cheap ones on posters!) of famous people? Yeah, but I dunno how famous you'd consider David O Doherty and Bell X1 though.
52. Do you cry easily? Yeah
53. What's something you do at home that you don't do in public? ...well...like...cry? Eat bananas.
54. What do you think about boyfriends/girlfriends? Um... they're great....?....
55. What's something you regret doing as a child? I dunno.
56. Have you ever met a gay person? Yeah
57. Where do you think wind comes from? It's dinosaur farts.
58. Do you like sour cream? ohhh yes.
59. What color are your fingernails? Clear?
60. Do you like animal crackers? I don't think Ive ever had them.
61. Can you do a split? Banana split?
62. What do you smell like? I don't know?
63. Have you ever done anything stupid at a drive-thru? Not that I know of?
64. Do you like to use song lyrics that relate to you? Use them like, in everyday conversation? Um....no?
65. Do you have a problem with odd numbers? Nope, I prefer them.
66. What's something you're proud of? ....um....
67. Do you think you'd be a cool teacher? TOTALLY.
68. What are your pet peeves? I dunno. Uggs?
69. Do you know what the number 69 represents? Obv.
70. How do you pronounce "caramel"? Car-ah-mellll
71. If you could be any animal in the world, what would you like to be? A sloth
72. Are you the jealous type? Yes
73. Do you keep a journal/diary? Yes
74. Have you ever used Xanga? I think I have an account, but no, I never use it.
75. Do you have a made-up language/alphabet? Nah
76. What fingers do you use to type? Index and middle, mostly.
77. Is there something you need to have/to do to be able to sleep? Nope. Well, I can't be lying flat on my back. As in, my head needs to be propped up. Which sounds weird. I sleep with at least 3 pillows.
78. What day is it tomorrow? Wednesday
79. What time is it now? 10.19pm
80. Do you believe humans evolved from monkeys? Yar.
81. What's your favorite board game? Monopoly can't be beat really. Or the game of Life cos it has a bridge, but we lost all the pieces.
You are "Cigarettes and Chocolate Milk"
You like life in the fast lane. Like Jim
Morrison's credo, you're destined to live fast,
die young, and leave a good lookin' corpse.
Let's all hope yours is better looking than
Jim's was.
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