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trae

smoother than beyonce's legs

About Me

I cycle, run, hunt, golf, ice skate, and throw frisbee. I like to swim and go to the beach also.

My Interests

Music, hunting, bicycling, running, golfing, hockey

I'd like to meet:

Beastie Boys, Lance Armstrong, Abe Lincoln, Eddy Merckxx

Music:

The Academy Is... Aiden, Atreyu, Bayside, Blink 182, Boxcar Racer, Boys Night Out, Brand New, Blood Brothers, Chiodos, Cinematic Sunrise, Cute Is What We Aim For, Fall Out Boy, Gatsby's American Dream, Gym Class Heroes, Hellogoodbye, Hawthorne Heights, Head Automatica, Hidden in Plain View, John Mayer, June, Letter kills, Lostprophets, Matchbook Romance, New Found Glory, Red Hot Chili's, Reggie and the Full Effect, Saosin, Saves the Day, Senses Fail, Silverstein, Starting Line, Taking back Sunday, Thursday, UnderOath, The Used, Stretch ArmStrong, Scary Kids Scaring Kids, Beastie Boys, Escape The Fate, Cartel, Rory, +44

Movies:

Hmmm... Harold & Kumar, possibly the best movie ever made, Saw 1-50, The Hills Have Eyes, The first three Star Wars, Jackass, Anchorman, Wrong Turn, An Inconvenient Truth, Lords of Dogtown, The Polar Express, Corpse Bride, The Nightmare Before Christmas, and I Fuckin' Shot That (Beastie Boys DVD)...

Television:

Robot Chicken, Family Guy, Lost, The Simpsons, football (go Lions!), hockey, and the office.

Books:

bicycling & alternative press magazines

Heroes:

First off, the Beastie Boys for producing sick rhymes longer than Michael Jackson has been molesting children. My family and people that support my habits. George Bush for making me laugh and showing me what not to do. Lance Armstrong for always kicking ass. My two geckos for listening to my deep secrets.