My Name Is Mark - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Call me so I can make it juicy for ya, because quite honestly I am the biggest boss that u've seen thus far.I don't believe in shootin' stars, but I believe in shoes and cars. Wood floors in the new apartment, coture from the store's department. Plus, I'm more of a trips to Florida, ordered the hor d'oeuvres, views of the water, straight from a page of your favorite author.I've got a fresh line up, fresh outfit, and I'm bout to have the parking lot on smash, plus I got a chevy with a 454 in the hood, meanwhile that bitch got 125 on the dash.Cowbell Player, Lover, Fighter, Fire starter, Fire eater, Flame Thrower, Contradictator, Known for making up new words, Dorky, Weird, Fun, Funny. Emperor, Fighting off the Dark Side, Know it all, Know nothing, Dinner eating, Constant Spender, Rich with ideas, Romantic, Crazy, Therapy seeking, Drugs are bad and I am serious. Always serious, Not really, My sarcasm is my weapon of choice, choose wisely, If you ever roam the desert and come across a singing bush never shoot the invisible cowboy.
If I ruled the world: There would be a day where everyone has to dress up in some sort of costume and go door to door demanding candy or any other kind of treats. Arrgh, that does exist. Ok then, there will be TWO days where everyone has to dress up in some sort of costume and go door to door demanding candy or any other kind of treats.

My Interests

Trey Wheeler, Batman, Christian Audigier, Brett Easton Ellis, Ed Hardy, Converse, John Varvatos, Calculator Watches, The Gators, Tim Tebow, Jessica Alba, Adrianna Lima, Shakira, Flaunt What You Got, Ice Watches, Cooking, Aromatherapy, Gigalo, Flip Flops, Marc Ecko, DC Unlimited, W Broadway, BBC Ice Cream Shoes, Gucci Sunglasses, Armani Blazer, Rachel's, Supermodels, Meditterean Food, The Food Network, Guitar Hero, Madden Sesh, Vag's, and cuddling

I'd like to meet:

Someone that wants to go to sleep in Paris and wake up in Tokyo. Have a dream in New Orleans, Fall in love in Chicago. Then we can land in the motherland, Camel back across the desert sand, or take a train, to Rome, or home, Brasil, forreal.Plus someone to improve on the design, or do somethin' new, and if yur name ain't on the guest list, who brung you? YOU! The more famous person you come through and the sexy lady next to you, you come too and ya' better wear ya' shaaades because the spotlights here can burn holes through the staaage.

Music:

Prince, Snoop, 2Pac, Metallica, Linkin Park, Fort Minor, Kanye West, Lupe Fiasco, Korn, GnR, Sinch, Eminem, Morisson Poe, Brooks Buford, QST, Prince, Outkast, Gym Class Heroes, Justin Timberlake, Madonna, Busta Rhymes, Muse, Del The Funky Homosapien, Fall Out Boy, Velvet Revolver, Flyleaf, Staind, Meg and Dia, Men Women and Children, Matt Kearney, Ingrid Michaelson, and Josh Radin.

Movies:

Basically anything that involves a trilogy, superheros, Pee Wee Herman or puppets as leading actors.

Television:

Sopranos, Lost, Heroes, ALF, Hogan Knows Best, My Big Redneck Wedding, Saturday Night Live, Trailer Fabulous, Dog The Bounty Hunter, American Idol, Wonder Showzen, Smallville, VH1 Classic, I Love the 80's, Best Week Ever, Entourage, The Muppet Show, Fraggle Rock, GI Joe, Duck Tales, Beavis and Butthead, Gator Football, Crank Yankers, and South Park.

Books:

Voyage of the Mimi Textbook, The Traveler's Gift, Earnest Hemingway, Elmore Leonard, Sun Tzu, Donald Trump books, Gregory Maguire, Biographies, and Brett Easton Ellis Also Graphic Novels... Like Batman The Dark Knight Returns, The Long Halloween, Todd McFarlane Spider-Man, Jeph Loeb Superman For All Seasons, and Batman Hush

Heroes:

With respect to the Ghostbusters; MY MOM, eMCee eMpTy, TIM TEBOW, PAC-MAN JONES, KID ROCK, THE UNADATER, MARC ECKO, THE SWEEDISH CHEF, and ANDY KAUFFMAN,

My Blog

Busta Rhymes Featuring Linkin Park

So dopeCLICK HERE!And I am happy to report no body guards were murdered during the making of their video together!...
Posted by My Name Is Mark on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 01:54:00 PST

Kanye, Lupe, Pharrell OH MYYYYY

I just pooped my pants!Lupe Fiasco's supergroup with Kanye West & Pharrell ?!!?!! .....
Posted by My Name Is Mark on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 02:55:00 PST

Toronto’s Colin Munroe

Ok whoa... Kanye's Graduation was the best album of 2007, beating out my beloved Linkin Park... My favorite song on the album is Flashing Lights which is the sign of a great album when the best song o...
Posted by My Name Is Mark on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 08:42:00 PST

When Germans Imitate You, What Next?

Ummmmm... .Everyone knows by now there are a ton of American Idol knock offs. I mean we American's couldn't even come up with this brilliance of television gold. Thank you England.Anywho... the German...
Posted by My Name Is Mark on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 08:04:00 PST

I’m Just A Regular Everyday Normal Guy

Nuff Said!Bon Apetite! ...
Posted by My Name Is Mark on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 07:25:00 PST

A Taste Of My Own Medicine

Ok so as a producer/editor I am very familiar with editing interviews down for time constraints and content, and sometimes I even edit to have people say what I want them to say....Of course that happ...
Posted by My Name Is Mark on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 10:03:00 PST

Ive Been To Cloverfield (SPOILERS)

Was Cloverfield everything I expected!? YES!!! Is that good? Sort of!First and foremost, Cloverfield is a monster movie like Kong or Godzilla or even Jurassic Park 2. The only difference is the clever...
Posted by My Name Is Mark on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 07:10:00 PST

Good Bye Unabomber! Introducing Broke!!!

After two years of looking like the Unabomber!!! I have decided to go back to my southern roots.Ladies and Gentleman it is with great pleasure that I introduce all of you tooooBROKE!!!!Please cop the ...
Posted by My Name Is Mark on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 09:10:00 PST

Long Live S-N- double O - P!!!!!

Like whoa!!! You all know of my Chromeo obsession, now Snoops on board too!!! ...
Posted by My Name Is Mark on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 04:29:00 PST

This Virus Will Spread Quicker Than The Plague

God help us... Not even Will Smith can save us from Soulja Boy! ...
Posted by My Name Is Mark on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 07:54:00 PST