An oldie, but always a goodie...
The probability of someone laughing at you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.
Quotes I Like:
"I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them"
“They keep saying the right man will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.â€
“When someone repeats a promise again and again, they mean to fail you.â€
“A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.â€
"If you love something, set it free. Just don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes."
“Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.â€
“The best things in life are never rationed. Friendship, loyalty, love, do not require coupons.â€
“There are easier things in life than trying to find a nice guy...like nailing jelly to a tree for example.â€
"Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?"
“Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.â€