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About Me

An oldie, but always a goodie...
The probability of someone laughing at you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.
Quotes I Like:
"I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them"
“They keep saying the right man will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.”
“When someone repeats a promise again and again, they mean to fail you.”
“A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.”
"If you love something, set it free. Just don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes."
“Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.”
“The best things in life are never rationed. Friendship, loyalty, love, do not require coupons.”
“There are easier things in life than trying to find a nice guy...like nailing jelly to a tree for example.”
"Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?"
“Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.”

My Blog

Heaven Ain't For Me

Feast your eyes on these two visions of sexiness belting out The Breakfast Song. If that place they call heaven doesn't have sausage and bacon, well, you can just count me the fuck out right now. Home...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Mar 2009 08:19:00 GMT

Pimp in Distress!!

Vibe Article about Katt Williams getting bitch slapped. LMFAO @ "Hell naw I ain't alright, didn't you just see that nigga slap me?!"Click the link below... Pimp Down!
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jan 2009 13:55:00 GMT

Im Just Sayin

It's quite possible that some peoples sole purpose in life, is to simply serve as a warning to others. Remember that the next time some dumbass finds his/her way into your world.
Posted by on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 05:58:00 GMT

I Think Im In Love

Now, Im not a gadgety(yeah, I made it up) kinda girl but I got to spend some quality time with the Ipod Touch this weekend and I think I wanna marry it. This thing is amazing!! I bet you people though...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 19:50:00 GMT

Butt Measurement

A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says "Your butt is getting really big, I mean, really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue g...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 10:13:00 GMT

Still I Rise

Still I Rise    You may write me down in historyWith your bitter, twisted lies,You may trod me in the very dirtBut still, like dus...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 06:32:00 GMT

Loyalty & Character

Just some random quotes I like. I love that mere words can be so powerful in motivating & changing people."Re-examine all that you have been told . . . dismiss that which insults your soul." Walt ...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 07:11:00 GMT