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Maisoon

HITLER would vote YES on PROP 8!

About Me

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I am 69% Asshole/Bitch.

.. I am abrasive, some people really hate me, but there may be a group of other tight knit assholes and bitches that I can hang out with and get me. Everybody else? Fuck em. Take the
Asshole/Bitch Test
@ FualiDotComEARLIER THAT DAY...
LATER THAT NIGHT... lol
SEPTEMBER= Suave and very sexy. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Very loud but able to talk well. Loves to party. Class clown. Kind and sympathetic. The heart of the party. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Loves friends to death. Does work well. Very confident. Sensitive. Thinking generous.Warm hearted. Great memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Puts a smile on EVERYONE's face. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves sports, leisureand traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.
Which Disney Princess Are You?
Jasmine
You're the girl who has everything but is still desperate for the thing she cannot have, love. Jasmine first wandered onto our screen in Aladdin (1992)

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Me? So much to write, such little MYspace. I am one of the most RANDOM people I know. My mind is just bubbling with philosophical ideas, jokes, mathematical equations, opinions, scenarios, veins, etc, etc. I am also one of the most HONEST people I know. I've learned through experience that the truth ALWAYS comes out.. Karma's a bieetch! If I have something to say to you, I'll just say it to your face, otherwise, I prefer keeping the peace. I can't stand people that talk crap! I can't stand arrogant bastards who think their shit doesn't stink when it really smells like cheap cologne! I can't stand long ass lines at the DMV when my freakin registation needs to be renewed ASAP! Sometimes I get so tired, I just can't stand!! I've had so many people tell me, "Maisoon, you're special!" Umm.. thanks. I'm definitely unique. I'm not afraid of people talking crap about me cuz it'll only be their own insecurities revealed. And I mean, what are they really gonna say? "Maisoon.. you're ugly? You make stupid jokes?" I'm hurt.. no. ! I love making people laugh. Laughter is medicine. It also burns a lot of calories and gives you great abs. Let's try it everyone.. hahahahahaha!!...... that was gay..... I love making people feel good about themselves. People always confide in me which is AWESOME cuz I trust NO ONE, therefore, if you tell me something, it's not goin anywhere else! Especially not to the Chaldean community! Anyway, I don't really really know why I have a MySpace account, I used to be ANTI. But whatever, it's cool to discover people I haven't seen in a long time. P.S.- IF I DON'T KNOW YOU AND YOU WANNA ADD ME, PLEASE SEND ME A MESSAGE FIRST! THANKS.

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Maisoon
Birthday: September 17, 1985
Birthplace: Baghdad, Iraq
Current Location: sitting in front of the computer
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Dk Brown/Black
Height: 5'4
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Babylonian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Brown Flip Flops
Your Weakness: needles, scary stories
Your Fears: Becoming OBESE due to a randomly freakish thyroid problem!
Your Perfect Pizza: No pineapple, no anchovies, and no sausage, it looks like nipples YUCK!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To achieve my goals!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ...
Thoughts First Waking Up: WTF?! I just fell asleep 5 minutes ago!!
Your Best Physical Feature: the tiny beauty mark below my right eye AND my fist in your face
Your Bedtime: When my eyes start getting crosseyed
Your Most Missed Memory: Not having to work and not having RESPONSIBILITY!
Pepsi or Coke: Bipsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: La Posta Mexican Food
Single or Group Dates: Dates with walnuts.. yummy
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Chai Haleeb ainy
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla, Chocolate only during that time of the month
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cacao
Do you Smoke: Second-Hand
Do you Swear: no, I promise
Do you Sing: Do I sing? DO I SIIINGG?!
Do you Shower Daily: uh yeah, do u?
Do you want to go to College: I'm going now.. and I really don't know why
Do you want to get Married: If I meet the right dick
Do you belive in yourself: no, I B-E-L-I-E-V-E in myself
Do you get Motion Sickness: no, but I get clausterphobic
Do you think you are Attractive: yeah, only when I don't feel fat and ugly
Are you a Health Freak: yeah, I freak out about my health
Do you get along with your Parents: Sure why not, they're great kids!
Do you like Thunderstorms: Only if I feel like getting depressed
Do you play an Instrument: Beans? The magical flute??
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I just turned 21.. YOU answer that asinine question!
In the past month have you Smoked: second-hand only I promise
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Prescribed.. damn it
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no, boys don't exist in San Diego
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I hate shopping.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: ew
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: too much of it
In the past month have you been on Stage: I'm not a fucking clown jackass
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I'm not skinny enough.. jk no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: gum from my sister's purse
Ever been Drunk: ... hahaha!! Good times.
Ever been called a Tease: Always. Tease also meant BUTT in Arabic
Ever been Beaten up: Verbally.. it hurts. OW! Also by karma
Ever Shoplifted: A pack of Starburst when I was 5.. then my mom hit me. I WAS FIVE!!
How do you want to Die: Not knowing what hit me.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: happy
What country would you most like to Visit: Dubai, Lebanon, Italy, Greece
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Brown/Black
Short or Long Hair: Short to shoulder length
Height: not shorter than me
Weight: Just right
Best Clothing Style: not emo or ghetto, normal I guess
Number of Drugs I have taken: wait, let me ask my pharmacist
Number of CDs I own: less than 20
Number of Piercings: 3 in each ear
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: DON'T FUCKIN REMIND ME!.. shit
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My Interests



"I SHOULD LIKE TO SEE ANY POWER IN THIS WORLD DESTROY THIS RACE, THIS SMALL TRIBE OF UNIMPORTANT PEOPLE WHOSE HISTORY IS ENDED, WHOSE WARS HAVE BEEN FOUGHT AND LOST, WHOSE STRUCTURES HAVE CRUMBLED, WHOSE LITERATURE IS UNREAD, WHOSE MUSIC IS UNHEARD, AND WHOSE PRAYERS ARE NO MORE ANSWERED. GO AHEAD, DESTROY THIS RACE! DESTROY THE CHALDEANS! SEE IF YOU CAN DO IT. SEND THEM FROM THEIR HOMES INTO THE DESERT. LET THEM HAVE NEITHER BREAD NOR WATER. BURN THEIR HOMES AND CHURCHES. THEN, SEE IF THEY WILL NOT LAUGH AGAIN, SEE IF THEY WILL NOT SING AND PRAY AGAIN. FOR, WHEN TWO OF THEM MEET ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD, SEE IF THEY WILL NOT CREATE A NEW BABYLON!!"



You are a Dark Red Rose
You represent unconscious beauty and deep passion.

Your vibe: sophisticated and worldly

Falling in love with you is: wildly carnal and forbidden What Color Rose Are You?.. ..>

"Who made up all the rules? We follow them like FOOLS. Believe them to be true... Don't care to THINK them through."

You're Lili St. Cyr!

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"Modern globalization, Coupled with condemnations, Unnecessary death. Matador corporations, Puppeting your frustrations, With the blinded flag. Manufacturing consent, Is the name of the game, The bottom line is money, Nobody gives a FUCK! 4000 hungry children leave us per hour, From starvation, While billions are spent on bombs, Creating DEATH SHOWERS." ---SOAD

I'd like to meet:

Your MOM! So I can smack her ass and see if it jiggles!!

adopt your own virtual pet!

Music:

I listen to anything and everything... as long as it sounds good. Iraqi, Lebanese, Syrian, Egyptian, Armenian, Algerian/French, Greek, German. System of a Down, Avenged Sevenfold, Drowning Pool, Keith Urban, Nine Inch Nails, Craig Morgan, Bon Jovi, Disturbed, Three Days Grace, Breaking Benjamin, Trapt, Rascal Flatts, Crossfade, 311, Seether, Chevelle, Hinder, Slipknot, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Korn, Nsync? lol

Confucious say: "YOU CAN TAKE MAISOON OUT OF IRAQ, BUT YOU CAN NEVER TAKE IRAQ OUT OF MAISOON"

People can be so cruel sometimes.

Movies:

Gladiator, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Life is Beautiful, Wedding Singer, Meet the Parents, American History X, A Bronx Tale, Mafia!, Sweet Sixteen, The Breakfast Club, Robin Hood Men in Tights, Dumb and Dumber, Bubble Boy, Home Alone, A Christmas Story, Big Fish, The Notebook, Starsky and Hutch, Don't Be A Menace In South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood, Scary Movie, Disney's Aladdin!
You Are 60% Boyish and 40% Girlish
You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch.
Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes.
You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them.
You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be. How Boyish or Girlish Are You?

Television:

TV is the devil. Unless I'm on it, there's no reason to watch.. ha!

Books:

The Fall of Baghdad, The Power of One, The Da Vinci Code, The Daughter, The Catcher in the Rye, The The The..., One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish.. and soon MY book when I'm done writing it!

Heroes:

Those who risk their lives for others.

My Blog

To Kill An American...

...Written by an Australian Dentist... You probably missed this in the rush of news, but there was actually a report that someone in Pakistan had published in a newspaper, an offer of a reward to anyo...
Posted by Maisoon on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 08:07:00 PST

It really helps to know people!!

So the other night I'm over my breast friend Ranya's house (Yes, I said breast.. Love you Ranya.. and your boobies!!) and it got really late so I had to leave before my parents called the cop...
Posted by Maisoon on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 04:06:00 PST

STOP THE MADNESS!!...

The other day, 7 churches were bombed in Iraq. Let's not forget to add them to about a dozen that were bombed over the last couple of years. WHAT FOR?!?! That's all I want to understand! It's ...
Posted by Maisoon on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 04:44:00 PST

New Year's Eve at Costco...

New Years Eve, my dad, sister, and I decide to go to Costco. We bought all kinds of goodies.. salmon, shrimp, chicken, veggies.. I stocked up on the apple cider.. ANYWAY.. that's beyond the point. Of ...
Posted by Maisoon on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 02:13:00 PST