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I'm a busy criminologist and I can no longer leave comments to everyone of my fans here! But I truly thank you all for adding my profile, it's very much appreciated!
Here are some of my... wise words...
"I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey. It seemed a fairly ordinary night, when Brad Majors, and his fiancee’ Janet Weiss, two young, ordinary, healthy kids, left Denton, that late November evening to visit a Dr. Everett Scott ex-tutor, and now friend to both of them. It’s true, there were dark storm clouds... heavy, black, and pendulous, toward which they were driving. It’s true also, that the spare tire they were carrying was badly in need of some air, but uh, they being normal kids and on a night out, well they weren’t going to let a storm spoil the events of their evening. On a night out....it was a night out... ...they were going to remember for a very long time."
"There are those who say life is an illusion, that reality is simply a figment of the imagination. If this is so, then Brad and Janet are quite safe. However, the sudden departure of their host and his... creation, into the seclusion of his somber bridal suite had left them feeling both apprehensive and uneasy. A feeling which grew as the other guests departed and they were shown to their separate rooms."
"Emotion: Agitation or disturbance of mind, vehement or excited mental state. It is also a powerful and irrational master. And from what Magenta and Columbia eagerly viewed on their television monitor, there seemed little doubt that Janet was indeed it’s slave."
"Food has always played a vital role in life’s rituals. The breaking of bread, the last meal of a condemned man, and now...this meal. However informal as it may appear, you can be sure there was to be very little... bon amie."
"So, by some extraordinary coincidence, fate it seemed, had decided that Brad and Janet should keep their appointment with their friend, Dr. Everett Scott. But it was to be in a situation which none of them could have possibly foreseen. And just a few hours after announcing their engagement, Brad and Janet had both tasted...forbidden fruit. This in itself was proof that their host was a man of little morals and some persuasion. What further indignities were they to be subjected to? And what of the floor show that had been spoken of? In an empty house? In the middle of the night? What diabolical plan had seized Frank’s crazed imagination? What indeed? From what had gone before, it was clear this was to be...no picnic."
"And crawling...on the planet’s face...some insects...called the human race...lost in time...and lost in space...and meaning..."
Oh, and I must admit, I LOVE doing the Time Warp! May I show you how?
It's just a jump to left!
And then a step to the ri-i-i-ight!
Put your hands on your hips!
And bring your knees in tight!
But it's the pelvic thrust!
That really drives you insa-a-a-ane!
Let's do the Time Warp again! Let's do the Time Warp again!
