music, movies, beer, playing guitar, going to concerts, the cubs, video games that involve guitars, being a barfly, making fun of stupid people, vinyl records, and disobeying the speed limit. and.......metal.
jimmy paige, jimi hendrix, SRV, miles davis, stan lee, stephen king, chuck norris, the guy that invented hot pockets, , and a robot.
IRON MAIDEN, Muse, Protest the Hero, cake, Dethklok, estradasphere, weezer, radiohead, foo fighters, pink floyd, the clash, nerf herder, the mini-bosses, david bowie, danger mouse, avenged sevenfold, no use for a name, mr. bungle, reel big fish, catch 22, chicago, HIM, stevie ray vaughn, hendrix experience, mindless self indulgence, the yeah yeah yeahs, 311, fall out boy, coheed and cambria, gorillaz, the flaming lips, hopesfall, phantom planet, the anniversary, led zeppelin, nofx, lovage... how many more bands do i have to name at random so you understand that i like everything...
the big lebowski, requiem for a dream, groundhog day, super troopers, wedding crashers, 40 year old virgin, any mel brooks or monty python, clerks, sin city, halloween, nightmare on elm street, high fidelity, from hell... most comedy movies, most action and horror, actually, just about anything
Futurama, family guy, simpsons, aqua teen hunger force, sealab 2021, csi, naruto, dirty jobs, mythbusters, seinfeld, jackass, survivor, the shield, 24, robot chicken LOST 4 8 15 16 23 42
dark tower series, the talisman, the black house, it, anything by stephen king. ther are only about ten of his book that i have not read. the harry potter series, lord of the rings, the davinci code, angels and demons, prey, jurassic park... ill read just about anything"That being the case, it's clear that Luke Skywalker was the original GenXer. For one thing, he was incessantly whiny. For another, he was exhaustively educated- via Yoda- about things that little practical value (i.e. how to stand on one's head while lifting rocks telekinetically). Essentially, Luke went to Degobah University with a major in Buddhist Philosophy and a minor in Physical Education. There's not a lot of opportunities for that kind of schooling; that's why probably why he dropped out in the middle of the semester." -Chuck Klosterman from the book "Sex, Drugs, and CoCoPuffs"
chuck norris. when chuck norris jumps in a lake, he dosn't get wet...the lake gets chuck. chuck norris is in the middle of a class action lawsuit against NBC for the rights to law and order, claiming that they are the trademarked names of his right and left leg. chuck norris dosn't sleep...he waits. chuck norris wasn't born, he roundhouse kicked his way out of his mothers womb, and then imediately grew a beard. if you can see cuck norris, he can see you, but if you can't see chuck norris, you may be seconds away from death. the main export of chuck norris is pain.