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...metal.

About Me

I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4My Name is Jeff. I play in a rock band called Breckenridge. Lets you and me be friends.

My Interests

music, movies, beer, playing guitar, going to concerts, the cubs, video games that involve guitars, being a barfly, making fun of stupid people, vinyl records, and disobeying the speed limit. and.......metal.

I'd like to meet:

jimmy paige, jimi hendrix, SRV, miles davis, stan lee, stephen king, chuck norris, the guy that invented hot pockets, , and a robot.

Music:

IRON MAIDEN, Muse, Protest the Hero, cake, Dethklok, estradasphere, weezer, radiohead, foo fighters, pink floyd, the clash, nerf herder, the mini-bosses, david bowie, danger mouse, avenged sevenfold, no use for a name, mr. bungle, reel big fish, catch 22, chicago, HIM, stevie ray vaughn, hendrix experience, mindless self indulgence, the yeah yeah yeahs, 311, fall out boy, coheed and cambria, gorillaz, the flaming lips, hopesfall, phantom planet, the anniversary, led zeppelin, nofx, lovage... how many more bands do i have to name at random so you understand that i like everything...

Movies:

the big lebowski, requiem for a dream, groundhog day, super troopers, wedding crashers, 40 year old virgin, any mel brooks or monty python, clerks, sin city, halloween, nightmare on elm street, high fidelity, from hell... most comedy movies, most action and horror, actually, just about anything

Television:

Futurama, family guy, simpsons, aqua teen hunger force, sealab 2021, csi, naruto, dirty jobs, mythbusters, seinfeld, jackass, survivor, the shield, 24, robot chicken LOST 4 8 15 16 23 42

Books:

dark tower series, the talisman, the black house, it, anything by stephen king. ther are only about ten of his book that i have not read. the harry potter series, lord of the rings, the davinci code, angels and demons, prey, jurassic park... ill read just about anything"That being the case, it's clear that Luke Skywalker was the original GenXer. For one thing, he was incessantly whiny. For another, he was exhaustively educated- via Yoda- about things that little practical value (i.e. how to stand on one's head while lifting rocks telekinetically). Essentially, Luke went to Degobah University with a major in Buddhist Philosophy and a minor in Physical Education. There's not a lot of opportunities for that kind of schooling; that's why probably why he dropped out in the middle of the semester." -Chuck Klosterman from the book "Sex, Drugs, and CoCoPuffs"

Heroes:

chuck norris. when chuck norris jumps in a lake, he dosn't get wet...the lake gets chuck. chuck norris is in the middle of a class action lawsuit against NBC for the rights to law and order, claiming that they are the trademarked names of his right and left leg. chuck norris dosn't sleep...he waits. chuck norris wasn't born, he roundhouse kicked his way out of his mothers womb, and then imediately grew a beard. if you can see cuck norris, he can see you, but if you can't see chuck norris, you may be seconds away from death. the main export of chuck norris is pain.

My Blog

Inspirational story

In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. T...
Posted by j on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 03:42:00 PST

party party party party

so these past few days we threw a few parties. some of the good moments...-making a lot of money from freshmen ho trains that came in, got a cup, then left. thanks for your five bucks.-getting to t...
Posted by j on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 02:10:00 PST

vodka, reel big fish, bbqs, paintings and watermelon

so, i have not posted in a while, so i will catch up on the past few weeks with one post. fun times have recently had by all. lets see, where should i start...okay, this past week we (me, ben-to- th...
Posted by j on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 02:35:00 PST

gimli, son of gloin has landed

okay, so as of now, i have in my possesion a dwarf hampster.thats right. take a hampster (an already cute little rodent) and shrink it. this little guy rules. since he is a dwarf, we named him aptl...
Posted by j on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 03:45:00 PST

guitar hero

so, i finally have guitar hero available to play all the time now. i can now use this fantastic device to efficiantly waste all of my time. i can not wait for guitar hero 2 to come out. also, if yo...
Posted by j on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 10:58:00 PST

fun times

a seven year old walks into class one day with a cubs hat on. his teacher noticed the hat and asked him if he was a cubs fan. the boy replied "yeah, both my parents are cubs fans so i grew up around...
Posted by j on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 02:14:00 PST

random chicken assortment...with shrimp

hello again...not really too much happenin' around here. me and shorts decided to clean the kitchen today and we found out that one of our fridges leaks rusty water... groooosss. and we also made a ...
Posted by j on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 08:53:00 PST

no pants

sorry about no recent posts, even tho i doubt that anyone reads this shit....had a bit of an innternet outage at my humble abode. anyway, in less than 24 hours, my house is throwing a party. anyonne...
Posted by j on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 09:15:00 PST

blog?

aparently, i have passed by the blog feature on myspace for long enough. it's st patricks day. hooray for green beer and ridding an island of snakes. in your honor, i wil get drunk...go southside i...
Posted by j on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 12:24:00 PST