Message me! I don't bite!
Good morrow fair maidens and gentlelords, welcome to this o-so forgotten page since anyone goes to uni and forgets the wonders of myspace..!My name's Ben and I'm a pretty outgoing guy, or at least I'd like to think so. I'll do anything once - especially if it involves alcohol and/or nakedness.
I am doing software engineering (nerd...) at Birmingham Uni and can't be bothered to write any more so yeh, thats it.!
Things I bum:
Driving
Doing stupid random things!
Things that glow!
Thing that are shiny!
Things that are glowy AND shiny
Webcams
Bins + Butane + Lighter
Peter Kay!
Spunky T-shirts
T-shirts in general!
Diesel Jeans
Jeans in general....!
Internetness
Stella Artois - Choice of Kings =D
Wrigleys blue gum! A Ben without gum is like.... a moon with no cheese...Things I don't bum:
Chavvvvssss mann innitt checkkit rrood!
Ppl hu ryt lyk this on msn lyk innit!
Road ragers! Though they can be quite funny =D
Evil people!
Cool crew fuckheads!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Benjamin Locke IV
Birthday: 10th May 1988
Birthplace: Mars, I mean.. Stafford.
Current Location: Wolvertrampton.. am yam land!
Eye Color: Bluey/green/multicoloured
Height: 5' 8" ishhh?? I don't rly know!
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Urm?
The Shoes You Wore Today: Me black Vans! woo!
Your Fears: Big green scary monsters!
Your Perfect Pizza: a cheesy meaty feasty!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Be rich beyond my wildest dreams!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ur mom!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Wow its morning again!
Your Best Physical Feature: My 12 inch penis, but keep it to yourself ;)
Your Bedtime: 12ish?
MacDonalds or Burger King: Maccie D's!
Single or Group Dates: Single.... :s who actually goes on group dates!?
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Urghh hate cofee!
Do you Swear: Fuck off
Do you Sing: All the time!
Do you get along with your Parents: Most of the time..
Do you play an Instrument: No :(
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Of course
Ever been called a Tease: Indeed!
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: During sex, or during a skydive
What country would you most like to Visit: China!
How to make a beneto
Ingredients:
3 parts friendliness
3 parts arrogance
3 parts energy
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add a little fitness if desired!
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