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Keith Classman

It's a jungle out there, and I'm tarzan

About Me

aim- boy is drowning.the best drink ever created is the heart stopper. im bored often. i read books. i like baseball. i'm REALLY good at breaking glass. i am a pirate. find out how i became a pirate .

My Interests

rage against the machine, playing too loud, drinking, not cleaning up dog shit, music that is not new, the new york football giants, sega genesis, walking, hunting wild turkey.

I'd like to meet:

noone who is famous and still alive, i prefer dead celebrities.also, i've heard that in cambodia they have a form of russian roulette: you take six girls into a room to have sex, and one of them has an std. dangerous.

Music:

party shuffle, which includes a lot of grey area, old rednecks from VA, a guy who sings and looks like a girl but pulls it off, a man with only one hand, a weekday, a schitzo rasta in a straightjacket, a televison station for women, a band that says they're christian but there's just no way, and some other stuff im runnin out of ideas

Movies:

not Narc, i just watched that movie and the ending is a real letdown, try to avoid it.but i do like the lost boys, any kubrick, in the heat of the night, dogma, sleepaway camp, snatch, royal tennebaums, bull durham, and tarentino, cheesy horror, The LT highlight reel, and the 1994 new york rangers VHS.

Television:

south park

Books:

bret easton ellis, vonnegut, bukowski, kerouac, thomas harris

Heroes:



adopt your own virtual pet!oh and Warren Zevon... petition him to be inducted into the Hall of Fame www.WarrenZevon.com

My Blog

in a nutshell

i took a personality test trait snapshot: messy, disorganized, social, tough, outgoing, rarely worries, self revealing, open, risk taker, likes the unknown, likes large parties, makes friends eas...
Posted by Keith Classman on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

it's almost 6

List 20 people you know in no particular order:1. Mike from Philly. 2. Jack Black 3.Reagan 4. Niki 5. Kat 6. Chris Looram 7. Pete The Meat 8. JD 9. Bill Drew 10. Joe Drew 11. Felipe 12. Gunz 13. F. Pa...
Posted by Keith Classman on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

survey that i do better

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: sweet keith aka keithman aka cash-money Birthday: 8/15/85 Birthplace: NYC, bitch Current Location: The Boogie down. Eye Color: a sexy brown Hair Col...
Posted by Keith Classman on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

just a few things

i have decided to take a more active role on myspace. because i get bored at work. i am going to have the best day of my life at the warped tour.
Posted by Keith Classman on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST