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This Is My Becky! :) I love her so much! She Means Everything to me! xXx

My name is Bernard (bernie) Bird (whole name is bernard harry william bird - how gay is that!)and i live in the shit pit that is Ellesmere Port!I have an amazing gf called Becky! She means absolutely everything to me!! I love her so much!! If i didn't have her in my life i would be completely lost :( (if you hurt her or upset her in any way I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU!!!!) Words really can't describe how she makes me feel, but all i know is that its fucking amazing! I would go to the end of the earth and back for this girl, even if it was only for a minute, it would still be worth it, just to see her smile :)xxx. I love music!! Mainly PUNK, BRUTAL DEATH METAL and GRINDCORE! Fuck metallica and slayer! THEY SUCK!! and if that bothers ya then FUCK OFF!! I also like a bit of rap/hip-hop, industrial, experimental, nu-metal (what the fuck is nu-metal these days? so many different fucking categories for the same type of music) is ok and emo ain't that bad really! I think 'emo' peoples get a lot of shit which they don't deserve and it's pointless! Why give them shit? And what do you care what other people wear/listen too? (although, no offence, some of you can be really pathetic sometimes - Chav trackies with tight tops and pants don't go ffs!!!) Anyway....I play guitar (poorly) and like to wear dresses HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Help?, look through my pics n your bound to find one. I like horror movies (with loads of extreme gut wrenching skin ripping gore), and pretty much anything to do with murder, mutilation, decapitation, putridity, stabbin, gutting, shooting, incest(jk ;P)anythin that most people would throw up watching!!!! Believe me you think you got a strong stomach? You should see some of the shit i watch!!! I like chick flicks too! I love my becky, photography, the colour yellow, tattooos, piercings, Lee Evans, Eddie Murphy, Captain Everything! (punk Band) lagwagon, Breaking benjamin, smoking, chocolate, ironing...yeah so? lol and i'm probably one of many few men who dose not think he is better than a women because he has a penis(small)...for fuck's sake guys!
Get over your selves! We are both equal! And your not perfect!!!
Nobody is!! Well yeah, can't be arsed now....but remember....hate god, kill ya parents and be nice to kittens! lol xxxBAND ADDS!!! ONLY ADD ME IF YOU ARE PUNK, ACOUSTIC, DEATH METAL or GRINDCORE. I WILL NOT ACCEPT ANY ADDS FOR ANYTHING ELSE!!! AND WILL ALL THE FUCKING TECHNO DANCE CHAV GROUPS PLEASE STOP FUCKING ADDING ME!!!! READ MY PROFILE I HATE YOUR PATHETIC SHITE YOU CALL MUSIC!!!

My Interests

Extreme violence n gore. Blood, blood n more fuckin blood! Sick n twisted shit that fucks with ya mind. Photography! SUICIDEGIRLS!!!! (I want to be a photographer for them, so if anyones interested on being on there, let me know :)) Porn - gay lol joking! films, shopping, girls, hair dye, art, tattooos, piercings, 7" vinyls, GIGS!!!! cheesecake, cheese, bread!!!!! erm...drink! random stuff/shite, america...blar blar blar.I also like dresses. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA help?

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Who Would Slaughter You in a Horror Movie? FREDDY!!! this is who i would want to slaughter me!!!!

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Punk Bands! God if he actually existed so i could shave his beard and tell him he's a cunt! All the fuckin dick'eds from sutton high that gave me shit so i could put em 6 feet under (you think i'm joking? LOL well i'm not!!! Nothing would make me happier that to slice you're fucking throats!!) My cream three quarter lenghts that i lost at Gills. Anyone who ain't stuck up, a twat, cunt, bastard, ain't a racist, ain't homophobic, ain't a facist, ain't sexist, ain't a fuckin' NAZI!! People who don't judge people by the way they look/friends they have. Pretty much anyone who fits in the above. If you are any of the above...go fuck yourself and grow up...dick'ed's! Also anyone who does not think they are the shit and those who are not like them fuckin lame assholes who only speak to people who look like them!!! What are u? Fucking sheep?? Were not good enough to talk to you because we look different? YOUR PATHETIC!!!!!!

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Music:

First of all i'd just like to say to all those people who think we are sad for listing loads of bands in this section to SHUT THE FUCK UP! I am not a sad twat ok? Every band that i list in this section i have albums by and i like very much, i am simply listing these bands so i can talk to other people who like the same stuff as me! Unlike most of you who class your self as a fan of an artist from listening to one track you heard on scuzz! lol... FUCK OFF!....right, in no order type: CAPTAIN EVERYTHING!, Lagwagon, nofx, pennywise, sepultura, slipknot, korn, capdown, throwdown, guttermouth, vandals, blink 182, INCUBUS!, S.O.A.D, sickshift, Breaking benjamin, anal cunt, anal blast, the locust, jim's big ego, no fun at all, no use for a name, rufio, finch, mxpx, slimer, mindless self indulgence, cannibal corpse, deicide, DEFTONES r fuckin ace, brandnew, haunted, decapitated, adema, amen, send more paramedics, i'll nino, mushroom head, icp, kottonmouth kings, zebrahead, mest (some stuff), fightstar (i know i'm sad but i don't care....so FUCK OFF! lol, sorry!?!?!lmao) pearl jam, stone temple piolits, alice in chains, deep purple, girlschool, glassjaw, billy bragg, chris done, ffaf, fff, stained, cancerslug, tiger army, deadline, alice cooper, ozzy, feeder, tampera, jettingham, fenix tx, dance hall crashers, in flames, hate breed, kittie, greenday, guns n roses, reel big fish, machine head, gutworm, sum 41, hooberstank, fuck i'm dead, grusome stuff relish, splatterhouse, sikth, less than jake, jimmy eat world, new found glory, starting line, my chemical romance, orgy, osker, tomahawk, napalm death, mr bungle, gorgasm, gorguts, 88 fingers louie, bigwig, bodyjar, rust, caroline's spine, A, rage against the machine, EXCREMENTORY GRINDFUCKERS!!!!! Sikth, murderdolls, frankenstein dragqueens from planet 13, cumshot hookers, gut, bloodbath, anal vomit, little flags, splattered entrails, dying fetus, vomitory, 7 seconds, i killed the prom queen, presidentd of the usa, cradle of filth, pickled dick, non more black, mortician, zombies ate my neighbors, american head charge, rufio, torsofuck, cat rapes dog, good night nurse,RHCP, Dont Click Here

Movies:


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Captain Kirk Penis Name GeneratorThere is an unbelievable amount of movies i like, pretty much endless! Stuff from family films to, comedy, to sci-fi, experimental, romantic/chick flicks, action then horror and ALL types of it!! ::::::::
Guineapig: Flower of flesh and blood (pictured above) Nightmare On Elm Street (All) Jason/Friday the 13th (All) Day of the dead Day of the dead 2 (Not Romero) Dawn of the dead (Both) Land of the dead! Return of the Living Dead 1-5 Nekromantik Nekromantik 2 Testsuo: The iron Man Tetsuo 2: Body Hammer Kairo Battle Royal (both) Child's Play (All of em) Murder Set Pieces Bio-Zombie Zombie Holocaust Zombie Flesh Eaters (all) Visitor Q Bunman: The Untold Story (all) Killer Klowns from Outer Space Saw (all) Hot Fuzz Shaun of the dead City of Rott The Flower of flesh and blood Guts of a virgin. August Underground Tokyo Psycho Ebola syndrome The Host Street Trash Re-Animator (all) Dead Leaves Legend of the Overfiend (all) Switchblade Romance Herbie!!!! lol (with the car not the monkey!!) (all) Maximum Overdrive Bible Black Stand By Me Ghostbusters (both) Lethal Weapon!!! (all) Die Hard (All) Pi Tank Girl V for vendetta Employee of the Month Grindhouse Dusk till Dawm (1 and 3) Beverly Hills Cop (all) Alien(s) (all) Predator (Both)...... Millions more but can't be arsed.....

Television:

Is a load a shit, who gives a fuck about big brother. What the fuck is with that fuckin"i'm a celebrity get me out of here" should be " There's a celebrity, grab the shot gun.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Bernie
Birthday: 12 December 1985
Birthplace: Chester
Current Location: Ellesmere Port (Biggest Fuckin Shit hole on the planet)
Eye Color: Blue Mother Fucker!
Hair Color: erm...Black (Naturaly i don't know)
Height: "5 summin
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Fuck All (What a stupid fuckin question lol)
The Shoes You Wore Today: Vans
Your Weakness: I'm too nice and forgiveful and let people walk all over me : ()
Your Fears: Being Alone and my mum n dad's dying
Your Perfect Pizza: not really arsed
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to be able to count to 10! lol, nahh erm... pass my new college course
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: cool, fucking, twat, lol, lmao, hi, fuck, !,a, b, c, .....
Thoughts First Waking Up: what time is it and Shit i got no fags
Your Best Physical Feature: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AH HA .... .... .... .... .... ... my hat.
Your Bedtime: don't av one
Your Most Missed Memory: Back in the day with family members, when family were family (Fuckin cunts! all my ants uncles cousins n my mothers parents can fuck off!! I Hate You!! (ain't heard shit from you twats in 10 years!!)
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi FUCK YEAH (Coke taste like cat piss)
MacDonalds or Burger King: erm... Mc's i thinks
Single or Group Dates: Single (coz ya can do a lot more stuff lol)
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Fuck Off!!! Stop asking stupid questions you twat!!
Chocolate or Vanilla: oooooooo erm.....ahh.....hmmmm, mmmm vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Yes (Too Fucking Much!!!!)
Do you Swear: I've never said fucking swear word in my twating entire fucking, cunting bastard life!
Do you Sing: not really, but when i do it's bad
Do you Shower Daily: don't av a shower but does a bath count???
Have you Been in Love: Yes!!!
Do you want to go to College: Already there you soft twat!!!
Do you want to get Married: Yes!!
Do you belive in yourself: No!
Do you get Motion Sickness: i little, never used to though
Do you think you are Attractive: NO!!!
Are you a Health Freak: HA HA HA NO!!!
Do you get along with your Parents: Yup Pretty Much
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love em!
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar, bass and my 3rd Leg
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: a little
In the past month have you Smoked: does over 20 a day count? YES I DO!!!!!!!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Only weed, but i don't see that as a drug really
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yep
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, but i had some bout 3 months ago
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Ewwwwwwww no, who would?
In the past month have you been on Stage: not really
In the past month have you been Dumped: HA HA HA nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: not in the past month
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: kind of
Ever been Drunk: LMAO
Ever been called a Tease: Once (By a gay guy!)
Ever been Beaten up: Shit Yeah
Ever Shoplifted: Yup (Got caught and arrested too) Yay go me!
How do you want to Die: Eaten alive by zombies or shot in the head
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Fuckin Rockstar (Punk)
What country would you most like to Visit: U.S.A
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: any really, but i have a soft spot for green n brown
Favourite Hair Color: Red (dyed not ginger!) Black, Blue and brown
Short or Long Hair: Long Mainly But short is good too
Height: anything above 4 feet
Weight:
Best Clothing Style: Skater, Goth, Emo + random
Number of Drugs I have taken: 3
Number of CDs I own: Hundreds ( do get em now, just use file share shite)
Number of Piercings: 1 : (
Number of Tattoos: 1 : (
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Theres a fair few
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Extraversion |||||||||| 40%
Stability |||||||||||| 50%
Orderliness |||||||||| 33%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Interdependence |||||| 23%
Intellectual |||||||||| 36%
Mystical |||||||||||| 50%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
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Materialism |||||||||||||| 56%
Narcissism |||||| 30%
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Work ethic |||||| 30%
Self absorbed |||||||||| 36%
Conflict seeking |||| 16%
Need to dominate || 10%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Avoidant |||||| 23%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 70%
Wealth |||||||||| 36%
Dependency |||||||||||||| 56%
Change averse |||||||||||||||| 70%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 43%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||| 44%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 43%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 50%
Vanity |||||| 23%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 70%
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My Blog

FUCK IT!

Tbh 2008 has been a shit year so far, nothing much has fucking changed at all. The beginning was great, new start and all, time to make changes make it a good year, but thats pretty much gone to shit....
Posted by Bernie on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 07:26:00 PST

2008...new year, new start new me..its time for change

the start to 08 was amazing for me :), has been the best start to any year ever, and that was all because of one person :). It's amazing how much a single person can change your life, so much :) and h...
Posted by Bernie on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 12:23:00 PST

I Feel Strange

I feel really weird at the moment and i don't know why at all, it's not a bad feeling tho :), i'm very very happy at the moment :), but i just feel odd...lol...if that makes any sence? It's really har...
Posted by Bernie on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 09:57:00 PST

Fill me in!!!!!! Fucks! hahahaha

Would you......[] go out with me?[] give me your number?[] kiss me?[] let me kiss you?[] watch a movie with me?[] take me out to dinner?[] drive me somewhere[] cut some rug with me?[] take a shower wi...
Posted by Bernie on Fri, 18 May 2007 05:10:00 PST

Another fun quizz for all the family :)

Wooooooo another quizz....or is that a bad thing?  hahaha Wooooo Wooooo Wooooo ha ha!1) How many times can a single piece of paper be folded?2) what do red and yellow make?3) What would happen if...
Posted by Bernie on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 06:46:00 PST

Random nameless song LOL

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Posted by Bernie on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 03:12:00 PST

Wooooooooooo fill me in, fill me in, fill me in........

What would you do/say if:I committed suicide:I said I liked you:I kissed you:I lived next door to you:I stole something:I was hospitalized:I ran away from home:I got into a fight and you weren't there...
Posted by Bernie on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 11:23:00 PST

Please fill this in for a laff

1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. How have I affected you?5. What do you think of me?6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?7. How long do you think we will be frien...
Posted by Bernie on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 11:45:00 PST

The Fat Bernie Test (i'm not fat!!)

Right, here is a shitty quiz for ya coz i got bored n stuff.The quiz is just a bunch stoopid random ass questions that don't make ny fuckin sense...but what the hell.(i think you'll av to copy n paste...
Posted by Bernie on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 05:10:00 PST

Is there anyone out there who likes punk music?

Is there anybody out there who likes punk music? Let me know !...
Posted by Bernie on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 09:38:00 PST