Extreme violence n gore. Blood, blood n more fuckin blood!
Sick n twisted shit that fucks with ya mind. Photography! SUICIDEGIRLS!!!! (I want to be a photographer for them, so if anyones interested on being on there, let me know :)) Porn - gay lol joking! films, shopping, girls, hair dye, art, tattooos, piercings, 7" vinyls, GIGS!!!! cheesecake, cheese, bread!!!!! erm...drink! random stuff/shite, america...blar blar blar.I also like dresses. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA help?
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Who Would Slaughter You in a Horror Movie? FREDDY!!! this is who i would want to slaughter me!!!!
Punk Bands! God if he actually existed so i could shave his beard and tell him he's a cunt! All the fuckin dick'eds from sutton high that gave me shit so i could put em 6 feet under (you think i'm joking? LOL well i'm not!!! Nothing would make me happier that to slice you're fucking throats!!) My cream three quarter lenghts that i lost at Gills. Anyone who ain't stuck up, a twat, cunt, bastard, ain't a racist, ain't homophobic, ain't a facist, ain't sexist, ain't a fuckin'
NAZI!! People who don't judge people by the way they look/friends they have. Pretty much anyone who fits in the above. If you are any of the above...go fuck yourself and grow up...dick'ed's! Also anyone who does not think they are the shit and those who are not like them fuckin lame assholes who only speak to people who look like them!!! What are u? Fucking sheep?? Were not good enough to talk to you because we look different? YOUR PATHETIC!!!!!!
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First of all i'd just like to say to all those people who think we are sad for listing loads of bands in this section to SHUT THE FUCK UP! I am not a sad twat ok? Every band that i list in this section i have albums by and i like very much, i am simply listing these bands so i can talk to other people who like the same stuff as me! Unlike most of you who class your self as a fan of an artist from listening to one track you heard on scuzz! lol... FUCK OFF!....right, in no order type: CAPTAIN EVERYTHING!, Lagwagon, nofx, pennywise, sepultura, slipknot, korn, capdown, throwdown, guttermouth, vandals, blink 182, INCUBUS!, S.O.A.D, sickshift, Breaking benjamin, anal cunt, anal blast, the locust, jim's big ego, no fun at all, no use for a name, rufio, finch, mxpx, slimer, mindless self indulgence, cannibal corpse, deicide, DEFTONES r fuckin ace, brandnew, haunted, decapitated, adema, amen, send more paramedics, i'll nino, mushroom head, icp, kottonmouth kings, zebrahead, mest (some stuff), fightstar (i know i'm sad but i don't care....so FUCK OFF! lol, sorry!?!?!lmao) pearl jam, stone temple piolits, alice in chains, deep purple, girlschool, glassjaw, billy bragg, chris done, ffaf, fff, stained, cancerslug, tiger army, deadline, alice cooper, ozzy, feeder, tampera, jettingham, fenix tx, dance hall crashers, in flames, hate breed, kittie, greenday, guns n roses, reel big fish, machine head, gutworm, sum 41, hooberstank, fuck i'm dead, grusome stuff relish, splatterhouse, sikth, less than jake, jimmy eat world, new found glory, starting line, my chemical romance, orgy, osker, tomahawk, napalm death, mr bungle, gorgasm, gorguts, 88 fingers louie, bigwig, bodyjar, rust, caroline's spine, A, rage against the machine, EXCREMENTORY GRINDFUCKERS!!!!! Sikth, murderdolls, frankenstein dragqueens from planet 13, cumshot hookers, gut, bloodbath, anal vomit, little flags, splattered entrails, dying fetus, vomitory, 7 seconds, i killed the prom queen, presidentd of the usa, cradle of filth, pickled dick, non more black, mortician, zombies ate my neighbors, american head charge, rufio, torsofuck, cat rapes dog, good night nurse,RHCP, Dont Click Here
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Penis Name GeneratorThere is an unbelievable amount of movies i like, pretty much endless! Stuff from family films to, comedy, to sci-fi, experimental, romantic/chick flicks, action then horror and ALL types of it!! ::::::::
Guineapig: Flower of flesh and blood (pictured above)
Nightmare On Elm Street (All)
Jason/Friday the 13th (All)
Day of the dead
Day of the dead 2 (Not Romero)
Dawn of the dead (Both)
Land of the dead!
Return of the Living Dead 1-5
Nekromantik
Nekromantik 2
Testsuo: The iron Man
Tetsuo 2: Body Hammer
Kairo
Battle Royal (both)
Child's Play (All of em)
Murder Set Pieces
Bio-Zombie
Zombie Holocaust
Zombie Flesh Eaters (all)
Visitor Q
Bunman: The Untold Story (all)
Killer Klowns from Outer Space
Saw (all)
Hot Fuzz
Shaun of the dead
City of Rott
The Flower of flesh and blood
Guts of a virgin.
August Underground
Tokyo Psycho
Ebola syndrome
The Host
Street Trash
Re-Animator (all)
Dead Leaves
Legend of the Overfiend (all)
Switchblade Romance
Herbie!!!! lol (with the car not the monkey!!) (all)
Maximum Overdrive
Bible Black
Stand By Me
Ghostbusters (both)
Lethal Weapon!!! (all)
Die Hard (All)
Pi
Tank Girl
V for vendetta
Employee of the Month
Grindhouse
Dusk till Dawm (1 and 3)
Beverly Hills Cop (all)
Alien(s) (all)
Predator (Both)......
Millions more but can't be arsed.....
Is a load a shit, who gives a fuck about big brother. What the fuck is with that fuckin"i'm a celebrity get me out of here" should be " There's a celebrity, grab the shot gun.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Bernie
Birthday: 12 December 1985
Birthplace: Chester
Current Location: Ellesmere Port (Biggest Fuckin Shit hole on the planet)
Eye Color: Blue Mother Fucker!
Hair Color: erm...Black (Naturaly i don't know)
Height: "5 summin
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Fuck All (What a stupid fuckin question lol)
The Shoes You Wore Today: Vans
Your Weakness: I'm too nice and forgiveful and let people walk all over me : ()
Your Fears: Being Alone and my mum n dad's dying
Your Perfect Pizza: not really arsed
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to be able to count to 10! lol, nahh erm... pass my new college course
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: cool, fucking, twat, lol, lmao, hi, fuck, !,a, b, c, .....
Thoughts First Waking Up: what time is it and Shit i got no fags
Your Best Physical Feature: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AH HA .... .... .... .... .... ... my hat.
Your Bedtime: don't av one
Your Most Missed Memory: Back in the day with family members, when family were family (Fuckin cunts! all my ants uncles cousins n my mothers parents can fuck off!! I Hate You!! (ain't heard shit from you twats in 10 years!!)
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi FUCK YEAH (Coke taste like cat piss)
MacDonalds or Burger King: erm... Mc's i thinks
Single or Group Dates: Single (coz ya can do a lot more stuff lol)
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Fuck Off!!! Stop asking stupid questions you twat!!
Chocolate or Vanilla: oooooooo erm.....ahh.....hmmmm, mmmm vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Yes (Too Fucking Much!!!!)
Do you Swear: I've never said fucking swear word in my twating entire fucking, cunting bastard life!
Do you Sing: not really, but when i do it's bad
Do you Shower Daily: don't av a shower but does a bath count???
Have you Been in Love: Yes!!!
Do you want to go to College: Already there you soft twat!!!
Do you want to get Married: Yes!!
Do you belive in yourself: No!
Do you get Motion Sickness: i little, never used to though
Do you think you are Attractive: NO!!!
Are you a Health Freak: HA HA HA NO!!!
Do you get along with your Parents: Yup Pretty Much
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love em!
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar, bass and my 3rd Leg
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: a little
In the past month have you Smoked: does over 20 a day count? YES I DO!!!!!!!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Only weed, but i don't see that as a drug really
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yep
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, but i had some bout 3 months ago
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Ewwwwwwww no, who would?
In the past month have you been on Stage: not really
In the past month have you been Dumped: HA HA HA nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: not in the past month
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: kind of
Ever been Drunk: LMAO
Ever been called a Tease: Once (By a gay guy!)
Ever been Beaten up: Shit Yeah
Ever Shoplifted: Yup (Got caught and arrested too) Yay go me!
How do you want to Die: Eaten alive by zombies or shot in the head
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Fuckin Rockstar (Punk)
What country would you most like to Visit: U.S.A
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: any really, but i have a soft spot for green n brown
Favourite Hair Color: Red (dyed not ginger!) Black, Blue and brown
Short or Long Hair: Long Mainly But short is good too
Height: anything above 4 feet
Weight:
Best Clothing Style: Skater, Goth, Emo + random
Number of Drugs I have taken: 3
Number of CDs I own: Hundreds ( do get em now, just use file share shite)
Number of Piercings: 1 : (
Number of Tattoos: 1 : (
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Theres a fair few
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