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Ninja Steve

Caricatures are the truth-can you handle it?

About Me

I'm a full time professional caricature artist since 2001 (MY WEBSITE:www.gatorgrafx.com) I'm also a member of the NCN (National caricature network:www.caricature.org) since 2002, I have one wife named Kim, four cats ( Yoda, Neelix, Miso, Lilo), one hamster named T'ealc, I have studied ninjutsu since 1998, I eat lots of microwaved food, and I heart lasagna and beer, Mmmmm beer, my job is cool because I get paid to make fun of people, I own many bladed weapons but no guns, I collect comics, action figures, and love movies(especially DVD).
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My Interests

comic books, ninjutsu, movies, Porn, Stealth drawing ( drawing people when they are unaware of IT)

I'd like to meet:

Gary Busey, Billy Bob Thornton,Jennifer Garner, Nicolas Cage, Jack Black, Kyle Gass, Tara Reid, Sela Ward, Amy Brenneman, Trey Parker, Matt Stone, David Cross

Music:

Rock, Metal, Country, Techno, Classical, Acapella, I hate opra, and polka (with the exception of Weird Al)Favorites...Tom Jones, Dwight Yoakam, Dido.

Movies:

Sling Blade,Office Space, Planes Trains and Automobiles, True Romance,Bubba Ho-Tep,Batman Begins,Tommy Boy,Boondock Saints,Unbreakable,Pulp Fiction,Collateral,Kill Bill vols.1&2, Bad Santa,Over The Top,Braveheart, MI:2,Highlander(onlythe first one),The Buddy Holly Story,and several more I can't think of at this moment...

Television:

I ENJOY:Alias(I can't believe it's ending May '05), Family Guy,Robot Chicken,JLU, the office, my name is earl, CSI (x3), Boston Legal, Desperate Housewives, Las Vegas,ER,Harvey Birdman,Numbers...I HATE: Tony Danza Show,Craig Ferguson(he is sooo UNfunny),Anna Nicole Smith,Danny Bonaduce,Pastor Robert Tilton,Christopher Lowell,and most of the Reality shows like Real World and Big Brother.

Books:

Kingdom come, Dark Knight returns, LOTR, CS Lewis Poetry, other comic, Bruce Campbell's If Chins could kill...

Heroes:

Al Hirschfeld,Sebastian Kruger,Brian Regan,Randy Couture,Ron Jeremy,Batman, Superman, Spiderman, Supergirl ( with the white half shirt) lunchbox aka silent bob (my doppellganger) the guy that invented multiple angles on porn DVD's ,the minute men(who attempt to protect our borders)...

My Blog

Deleted by a "FRIEND"

Well here’s something utterly FUCKING ridiculous: I have had a friend for a few months here on Myspace who messaged me and texted me occasionally.We messaged back and forth,but when she texted m...
Posted by Ninja Steve on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 12:38:00 PST

Heroic Haiku .3

don't make me angry         ...or horny. it's not easy bein' green.
Posted by Ninja Steve on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 04:55:00 PST

The Cost of Sauce

I went to a Carl's Jr. last night for a burger.I asked for a barbecue sauce,and she said "that will be 35 cents." I said "oh,no...that's a condiment,so it's free,right?" She said"no,but ketchup is fre...
Posted by Ninja Steve on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 04:33:00 PST

Heroic Haiku .2

fighting crime again... donning bracelets and lasso... OW! stubbed toe! ...goddamn invisible plane.
Posted by Ninja Steve on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 04:04:00 PST

Heroic Haiku .1

 O mighty alien penis! ...what have you done? just tried to have fun... my sex kills hookers. ...men of steel have needs too.
Posted by Ninja Steve on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 04:01:00 PST

Sit the FUCK down...

I just went to the movie theater with my wife to see "Talladega Nights:The Ballad Of Ricky Bobby", and 5 (yes,FIVE)  people got up and awkwardly exited across our aisle throughout the film(h...
Posted by Ninja Steve on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 01:16:00 PST

SPIDEY Toilet Seat

My Spider-Man toilet seat lid is broken again. Dammit. I knew it was kinda cheesy when I bought it,but I thought it would at least STAY THE FUCK ON. I mean-that is it's 1 purpose,right? Sadly,it does&...
Posted by Ninja Steve on Thu, 18 May 2006 02:10:00 PST

MI:3 !!!!!

MI:3 is the best of the  trilogy.I just saw it and I feel like doing a Howard Dean yell(I also drank a Pepsi and ate some cake-so that might be why)! Excellent writing(character developement,plot...
Posted by Ninja Steve on Sat, 06 May 2006 02:35:00 PST

1 Man Star Wars Trilogy Show

There is a Star Wars fan/actor named Charles Ross.He has seen the 3 original films over 400 times,and he is a fucking genius. My wife and I went to his 1 man Star Wars Trilogy show last...
Posted by Ninja Steve on Wed, 03 May 2006 02:11:00 PST

Tourettes VS. Stand-Up

I went to a stand-up comedy show(Kyle Cease @ a college in Monmouth,OR) Saturday with my friend Kristine.It was a funny show,but VERY hard to concentrate on because of 1 thing: a girl with T...
Posted by Ninja Steve on Wed, 03 May 2006 05:06:00 PST