Ajay the Ergonomic - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm Ajay. I'm a very candid person. I say funny things without trying to be funny.
I have a very odd taste in music. I listen to everything from Strapping Young Lad to bad 80's songs. Get in the car with me and pop in an 80's CD. You can laugh your ass off while I drive down downtown Rochester screaming "I Touch Myself" by the Divinyls in death metal vocals.
I love having fun and I love making people laugh. I'll do anything to make people laugh, even if it embarasses me, but I know when enough is enough.
I'm pretty much a hipocrite.
I hate scene kids. HATE. It's a stupid trend. Get some pants that fit, faggot.
I joke about anything and everything, so if you're easily offended, you probably shouldn't talk to me.
I know when to keep my mouth shut.
I act cocky and arrogant a lot, but I really just do it to be funny.
Sometimes it's hard to understand why I do certain things I do and how I handle things. If you know me enough, I'm easy to figure out.
I despise drugs and underage drinking. If you do it, great. I'm won't lecture you. But don't try to force it on me. I think it's stupid as dick.
I HATE it when people say or type "pwn" anywhere, especially when they don't play video games.
I have an inate ability to read people.
Never try to one-up me. When it comes to that, I always tend to take it a step too far to win.
If you want to know me, drop me a message or IM.
AIM is: Evil Car Ninja
Suprise me with an IM... I'm always up for meeting new people. Just don't IM me if you're a prick.

My Interests

Music:

A
Alanis Morissette
Alice Cooper
Aphex Twin
Ari.Ari
Art of Noise

B
Ben Folds
Between the Buried and Me
Billy Idol
Black Flag
Bled, The
Blessid Union of Souls
Blondie
Blood Brothers
Bloodhound Gang
Blues Traveller
Bright Eyes

C
CKY
Coldplay
Corey Hart
Cutting Crew

D
Da Rude
Depeche Mode
Devin Townsend
Dillinger Escape plan
Electric Light Orchestra
Electrix Six
Eric Clapton
Every Time I Die

F
Faith No More
Flaw
Foreigner
Fort Minor

G
Garmanbozia
Gnarles Barkley
Gravity Kills
GWAR

H
Haddaway
Hella
HIM
Hootie and the Blowfish

J
John Waite
Joy Division

L
Lovage

M
Marvin Gaye
Mike Patton
Ministry
Minus the Bear
Misfits
Mister Mister
Mr. Bungle
Mudvayne

N
Natalie Imbruglia
No Doubt
No Mercy
Nuclear Rabbit
NWA

O
Otto Von schirach
P
Pantera
Peeping Tom
Psychedelic Furs

Q
Queens of the Stoneage
Quiet Riot

R Radiohead
Raffi
Refused
Rollins Band
Run DMC

S
Scatman John
Seal
Sevendust
Sir Millard Mulch
Skinny Puppy
Slayer
Spandau Ballet
Static X
Sting
Sting & The Police
Stone Temple Pilots
Strapping Young Lad

T
Talking Heads
Third Eye Blind
Thom Yorke
Tomahawk
Tool
Tub Ring
Type O Negative

V
Venetian Snares

W
We Are Hex
Weird Al Yankovic
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Movies:

Anchorman, 40 Year Old Virgin. I hate going to the movies.

Television:

Golden Girls is the best show on television.

My Blog

People boggle my mind.

I don't understand how some people can live with themselves.There are honestly just some people out there who are worthless pieces of shit. I just talked to one today, via messages on myspace, of cou...
Posted by Ajay the Ergonomic on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 07:02:00 PST

Home Alone 2... What?

Home Alone 2 was among one of my favorites as a kid, but damn, Kevin McCallister was too fucking smart for his own good, especially for being simply ten years old.I understand the concept of it being...
Posted by Ajay the Ergonomic on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 02:45:00 PST

The Free Hugs Campaign and why its bullshit.

I saw someone the other day out and around holding up a "free hugs" sign. I knew this was some sort of "campaign" formed by some group of hippies in another country, but I had no idea people actually...
Posted by Ajay the Ergonomic on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 10:26:00 PST

I dont understand those young whippersnappers.

I’m seriously concerned with younger generations.I was on a forum, and this girl says, (Copy/pasted from her original post:) "I asked this guy out But he said that he has a girlfriend. What sho...
Posted by Ajay the Ergonomic on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 06:07:00 PST