Productivity |
So I came to the conclusion that my office needed some renovating, rub on a brand new funk for the financial year or something like that. Halfway into preparations, I've realised that I'm an awful pa...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 22:31:00 GMT |
Can you see what I see? |
City: Women walk around with designer clothing.Here: Women walk around with beards.
Posted by on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 06:20:00 GMT |
Villainous Tuesday. |
I'd like to point out that I'm very well aware that it is a Monday, not a Tuesday but it is common practice amongst the working civilian to loathe Mondays with the fiery passion of a thousand suns (se...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 00:25:00 GMT |
Bugger off, it's Sunday. |
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Posted by on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 21:10:00 GMT |
Dungeon Ettiquette 101 |
Lesson One."Would you mind everso much if I depart from this instance momentarily that we are halfway through so I may dash off to the nearest city to install some gemstones into my pants and perhaps ...
Posted by on Mon, 28 May 2007 09:45:00 GMT |
Omniscient originator. |
It's ten in the morning and I'm standing next to Jesus. He's looking a little haggard and in dire need of a haircut. And a bath. Apparently Jesus has a birthmark in the shape of a lion on his right sh...
Posted by on Mon, 21 May 2007 01:25:00 GMT |
It's Easter, let's get nailed. |
As I drain the last remotely satisfying and highly caffiene enriched drops of my 'Hi, welcome to McWhatever!', I'm pondering the whole meaning of this Easter weekend. And I have come to this conclus...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 00:34:00 GMT |
centrelink: your one stop shop for all things wretched. |
lately, i've been running around and trying to please the annoying government creature called centrelink. now i'm sure many people benefit greatly from them and appreciate them and all that, but for m...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 07:44:00 GMT |
