Jeff Dizzle!!! - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Lets see, I was born in Fresno, California where I lived for years before falling from grace and landing in Birmingham, Al. Thats right I am bitter. It could be worse. I could live in Mississippi. Anyway, I am a total rock star (thats what I tell myself). I do have a tendency to be a goofball but I embrace my goofiness. I love to talk and love people that like to talk back. Lets face it nothin sucks more than a boring sack of flesh. I love the ladies. I believe all you ladies are the greatest invention God ever created and whenever I have any doubts that a higher power exist, You all bring me back to earth. I love Auburn Football. I love all things geeky. And I love all of you (now that is seriously cheesy Layout made by day_dreamer

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A woman who is my match. I want someone who can take me on at anything. Whether it be politics, style sense, religion, sex, ect. I want a woman who likes similar movies, music, and all things entertaining cause nothin sucks worse than not being able to do things with a lady because she hates what you like or vice versa. I really want a woman who loves my music. I never want to go out with someone who is not in tune with how important music is to me. I need someone who will help me get to the next level and I for her. In history every great man had an equally great woman. I guess what it boils down to is I want a woman who can rock my world in bed and give serious high fives eveywhere else. Nothing beats sweet high five except maybe a flying chest bump.

My Blog

No Mas

I have officially decided not to date anymore. OK, not forever but for the distant future. I'm fucking tired of all the games of dating or just going out. It used to be fun for me but honestly, it jus...
Posted by on Mon, 05 May 2008 20:37:00 GMT

Ladies, keep your friend term to yourself

I am telling all you ladies out there so you will know this from now on. When you tell a dude that you are just friends, that is equivailent to telling them that I am not attracted to you and never wi...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 01:24:00 GMT

The Alternators are no more

I know it is sad to some but I had to do what is best for me and my music. Its risky considering I may never be in a band again, let alone a band as talented as the guys I had been playing with. I jus...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 03:10:00 GMT

The Curse

My God I think I am cursed. All my life I have had good but bad luck with the ladies. I mean I have a real since of ease when it comes to talking to girls, so let me explain. I think of myself as...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 06:14:00 GMT

THE STAMP

I am becoming more and more convinced that I have a stamp pounded on the front of my forehead that says " Emotionally bitchslap this guy!" I really think of myself as a good fella. I am a God fearing ...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 04:18:00 GMT

I am not Johnny Depp

I know its hard to take ladies but it is true. I am not Johnny Depp. I'm not his brother. I'm not a distant cousin. I'm not his cable guy. I dont even think I look remotely like the guy. I'm not gay b...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 01:33:00 GMT

War On War

You know, I have had it with the whole debate on whether we should be in Iraq or not. Its not relevent anymore. We are there and its time to put up or shut up. My brother is in Iraq and I know that he...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Oct 2004 11:16:00 GMT

working hard, hardly working

Well today is going to be tough. I will be spending all day right songs and music with the band. Peeps dont seem to understand that songwriting is not as easy as they dream it up to be. They seem to t...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Sep 2004 10:23:00 GMT

Nothing interesting

Thats right, nothing interesting has happened today. Well, I did almost get hit by a rather large buick with Minnesota tags while tossing the pigskin with my buddies today. What with you Minnesotans. ...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Sep 2004 22:49:00 GMT