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50 FOOT QUEENIE

About Me

my favorite things are: walks in the park, spitting on happy couples on walks in the park, republicans (for more spitting), working lots of hours for pretty things, being in a frenzy with the ones i love

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

anyone that doesn't annoy me... funny, funny, funny, and slutty... just kidding... maybe... sarcasm a plus... potty mouth a plus... boys... hair pullers..... width="425" height="350">.. ..>

My Blog

a funny thing happened on the way to decorum

I've pretty much been a snivelling, purile, moody miserable for the better of the month.Maybe it's the retrograde til the first of November, maybe it's the move, or maybe it's the fact that I haven't ...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 08:09:00 GMT

i got no answers

What happens when the only person that you've liked in years may not like you back?It's a risky thing..There are a ton of ehhs... Only one.What's the statute on waiting?What to do?Self imposed prison?...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 19:10:00 GMT

saved by the belle

I guess it was naive to think that the man who shared a bed, went to dinner, laughed with, and sawed on my face installing upgrades like a mad cartoonist would be the one.It's an old fashioned love st...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 18:06:00 GMT

sweet nothings from my sweet razor blade barbie

my pretty vanessa posted this yesterday and it moved an icy homo to tears... i had to share cuz i loved it so!!!all i have to say is: me + razorblade x vodka + pedicure = one pissed of nail tech... ...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 22:58:00 GMT

do i need to carry a dictionary?

So... I have to get something off my chest...Going out has become almost unbearable lately due to one simple issue that can hopefully be rectified by this pubic service announcement.Homosexual: n. one...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 21:21:00 GMT

canter-fairy tales

i remember a time in the not so distance past that one could easily walk down damen, north, milwaukee, etc in wicker/bucktown and completely avoid children.don't get me wrong, i think that i would mak...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 15:29:00 GMT

frockin in memphis

the past two weeks have been filled with adventure and mayhem. i recently took a roak trip to memphis with my gal pal lisa and much was revealed with regard to sounthern hospitality. apparently the on...
Posted by on Sat, 26 May 2007 22:31:00 GMT

the shit you hear when people know you're a queer

as a pink card carrying member in a society that has lost it's mind in regards to dating/sexuality, i feel that it's my duty to purge myself of the sex stories that i've been burdened with... nat...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 22:10:00 GMT

colonel saunters

can i just vent a bit?... of course i can... may i vent a bit?... there's a rage a burnin' inside that has been mounting like a slutty deb at a riding competition... it would seem that this country is...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 14:20:00 GMT

on fire today, flaming always

today started like any other day... me cursing the sun for invading my vampirish soul, regretting not smoking anymore, craving caffeine, and in a meltdown over what to wear... because i'm in the proce...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 16:16:00 GMT