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About Me


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i am a confusing person.

i have a very hard time expressing how i feel.

i have let people push me around for too long and im slowly learning how to stand up for myself.

i can honestly say that i have had my heart ripped out by a close friend [but i learned and grew from it. so in your face].

i love people watching, we are an insanely interesting species.

my knees naturally turn inward.

i get along with my parents quite well actually, thanks for asking.

a day without chocolate is a bad day.

i dont have a boyfriend but i am drooling over one boy in particular at the moment.

i can't go a day without music.

im not the typical teenager, i feel i am much more mature. true story.

jeans are my bestest friend ever.

ive just started a hot love affair with strange colored socks.

i hate crocs.

i think i want a sidekick, both a human and the phone.

in some cases i think i have the ability to figure a person out within 17 seconds of meeting them.

i know that i am wrong sometimes, and im not afraid to admit it.

when i really like a song i play it over and over and over until im tired of it.

i hate all tv shows that are somehow related to The Hills, My Super Sweet Sixteen or Laguna Beach.

im always thinking about what i want to be for halloween.

im gonna get a tattoo one of these days.

i think it is possible for a girl to have a guy friend and have ABSOLUTELY NOTHING going on between them.

i dont drink because ive seen too many drunken girls.

i dont smoke because i hung out with ck too much in high school.

i miss my classmates a lot, especially my son and grandmother.

i hate the children out there that cry because they wanted the red beamer not the black one.


"Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and it is frowned upon in most societies." --Willy Wonka

My Interests

THE THINGS-TO-DO-BEFORE-I-DIE-BECAUSE-"BUCKETLIST"-IS-SO-CLICHE. . LIST:

ride an Anheuser Busch clydesdale.

fill a pool with peanut m&m's and swim in it

paris catacombs

get horribly drunk

break a bone

go see the clay soldiers in china

see snow

ride in a helicopter

swim with dolphins

make it through college alive

get a bloody nose

buy a horse with my own money

backpack around europe for months

learn japanese

get a black eye and have a great story behind it

get a tattoo

eat a whole tub of cookie dough by myself

go to disneyland

get an awesome new camera

get many more piercings.. MANY

to be continued...

I'd like to meet:

Sweeney Todd, Edward Scissorhands, Jack Sparrow, Willy Wonka and Victor Van Dort

Music:

is my life

Movies:

10,000BC. The Man From Snowy River. The Notebook. Miss Congeniality. The Bucket List.

Television:

House. Bones. CSI Las Vegas. Moonlight.

Books:

The Notebook. Kiss the Girls.

Heroes:

"Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and it is frowned upon in most societies." --Willy Wonka